That first full work week of January is a beast. After the slow wind-down of the holidays one gets to slump into work knowing that there are 50, 49 or 48 more of these (depending on your religion, of course). This may only be relevant for those that have been in the work force for 25+ years. Certainly it’s not for them’s that are working their “dream job” [spits on ground] I HATE YOU AND YOUR POLLYANNA ATTITUDE! Maybe I’m just down because after 5 debt-free years the wife and I decided to take on a mortgage again. Consumer debt drives the economy, right? I’m just doing my part, right?GAH!
There’s very little going on pro roundball-wise, just Atl and Chi playing. In the ice-related sports Was/NYI is where it’s at and Min, Dal, LA and Det are also showing their wares. The college hoopiness is bringing us MSU and their southern brother without a mother, SMU. Pur/Mich is the game to watch although a certain few commenters might vote for Lou/NCST. One other interesting game is Ari/UCLA-despite their 9-6 record the Bruins have taken down some weighty teams. Of course these are only suggestions, if you’re viewing something of interest that doesn’t involve sweaty naked bodies writhing in pretend extasy, let us know down below.
Deadwood talk has opened old wounds of contempt for David Milch. I’m glad he hasn’t had success since he killed it.
Wounds of Contempt-screamo metal coming soon to Hot Topic!
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Arnold Palmer, Kevin Nealon, Chris Bosh, and Brian Vickers are now trying to sell me blood thinners.
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Jesus.
Say what you will about Ladas, they’re obviously crashworthy.
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KEEP YOUR HANDS UP ROCKY
Is his face a hand?
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I know I have posted this before, but I’ve heard the cries from all the “insurance mascot-eastern european faux lesbian one hit wonder teen pop” crossover fans:
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Remember, kids. The best you can hope for is to die in your sleep.
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Hearts on Fiiiiiiiire!!!!! Oh my God I am working out right now and I don’t even remember going to my basement I LOVE ROCKY 4
Draaaaaaaago
To the end…
I always pulled for whoever that annoying honky fuckwad was fighting. Even the Rooskie.
Hey, look who joined Twitter! He seems like a normal, well-adjusted person!
https://twitter.com/JonRitzheimer
People like that are the reason why people like us can’t have nice things.
the best thing about humanity is that it will die out in the not too distant future
Regardless, to quote Moose’s favorite lady singer, one way or the other, the sun will eventually swallow the planet, anyway.
This could be one of the most beautiful things I eeeeeeeeeeeeeever seen.
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GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Nice!
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OK, time for some late night binge drinking….errrr binge watching. Old habits die hard I guess.
Heads Deadwood, tails The Americans.
/tails….yay KGB hotness.
Night gents.
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I have determined that whenever Rocky 4 is on, I WILL stop and watch it.
/In The Burning Heart
//Just about to burst
///There’s a Look For Answers
////And unquenchable thiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrssst
I love you, man.
This movie is a full 80% montages.
It’s the 80sest 80s film EVAH.
I must break you.
DTZM and Sill are scaring me.
Wait until the theme song duet.
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New Top Gear is gonna suck.
Chris Evans is a crude, obnoxious, nouveau-riche little fleeb.
I mean, look at the guy:
That’s a face for radio that should stay on the radio.
It’s from the Mail so you know it’s accurate.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3386559/Chris-Evans-holding-filming-new-Gear-struggling-talk-camera-drive-time.html
Except for Oregon, UCLA has the bestest cheerleaders.
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so by the suggestion of a few friends and against my better judgement I bought some not your dads rootbeer. it’s not good. tastes like rootbeer flavored cough syrup. its heavy and bitter.
My rule of thumb, very few things are improvements on classics. I don’t want to smoke something “flavored up”, I don’t want my liquor to be sweet, and I’m not playing any new rendition of black jack (ie – “Super Fun 21”) when I go to Vegas.
We’re in the golden age of cheap production — and that isn’t necessarily a good thing.
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So I’ve been enjoying Deadwood.
Started enjoying it way more when young tender Kristen Bell showed up with daddy issues.
That lessened considerably (though not completely) when she turned out to be a sociopath.
It ended abrupty when she her shit jacked up by Powers Boothe.
That was some brutal shit.
I was also disappointed this scene didn’t turn lesbo…but I digress.
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Kristen Bell shows up? I stopped watching too soon I guess. Too much proselytizing priest not enough Raylan Givens in season one. If it was Ruth Powers jacking up Kristen Bell, I’d definitely be back in.
If you stopped in Season 1 you are selling yourself way short. Get back in there. Deadwood was one of the best shows ever.
Yeah, Kristin Bell’s story was one of the most brutal arcs I’ve ever seen.
I’m not usually squeamish in the least, but that scene was hard to watch.
It’s brutal but she does go out trying to knife Booth. Not very well but she does try.
imdb says she was in episode one; don’t remember, must’ve been all the qualudes I was doing at the time. Or maybe I just blocked it out if it was as brutal as you say, and I don’t want to remember anything bad happening to KB.
err, season one.
Right around the midpoint of S1, but she’s only in a few eps.
To me season on was one of the best ever on teh teevee. But to each their own I guess.
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As is the norm for most shows, you gotta trudge through the first season. Gets better
…AND THEN THEY KILL IT! AND IT’LL NEVER COME BACK! OH SURE THEY TAUNT AND TEASE AND SAY MAYBE A MOVIE SOMEDAY, BUT THAT DAY NEVER COMES! NEVER! @|>¢>%£¿¡!!!
Fucking Wu. Cocksucker. Amen.
Also part of why I gave up, I heard it got terrible or canceled after season one or something. Veronica Mars had three seasons, and Deadwood too? Coincidence?
Not sure I can comprehend Veronica Mars and Deadwood in the same sentence.
Powers Boothe, Cy from Deadwood, played Phillip Marlowe in the eponymous TV show of the 80s; Veronica Mars was basically a Raymond Chandler novel in tv season form, including the dad character being a private eye; the dad was played by… Kevin Bacon!
Deadwood had three seasons. It ended after that, (my understanding anyway), because it had become too damn expensive and people like Olyphant and McShane, the main draws of the show, had too may other, more valuable opportunities elsewhere.
Damn shame.
In relation to history and to the story arc it ran its course. It just mean to me that other should strive for that kind of thing. Such is not the case.
Moose “Yeah, Deadwood is one of my favorites all time.”
Other “Really? I should watch it”
M “No.”
O “Why not?”
M “You wouldn’t like it.”
O “Why wouldn’t I?”
M “Trust me, you wouldn’t.”
No. David Milch decided he wanted to change gears. To fucking John. From. Cincinnati. Cast and crew were fully expecting season 4, which would have focused on the great fire, the aftermath, and a real wrap-up. But no. Artist boy wants to make a goddamn surfing show. Asshole.
You’re right but go fuck yourself. No, just kidding; you actually completely missed my meaning; when funding and the central people; HBO and Milch moved on it ran its course. In reference to Deadwood itself; the town was becoming “civilized” what with deep rock mining instead of panning and slushing, more law enforcement, more business, etc. The Gem got a face-lift and Bullock went to farming. I didn’t say anything about the cast and have no idea what the crew wanted. They would have had to redo the set which would have been major bucks.
Now where I totally agree with you is that if those things could have been worked out that fire would have been a great season assuming the writing and production would have maintained the levels it was. Artistically this would have been the way to go even without Bullock.
The other area of agreement is John From Cincinnati (whom may or may not have been Jesus F. Christ); I gave it the ol’ college try since the cast was great, but I had no idea what they were try to do with the writing or direction and did not deem it worth while to find out.
Of course my meaning was not discernible, so there’s that.
One of the many ‘holeeee shit’ moments. Glad you are liking it; one of my all time favorite shows.
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Holy shit… I’ve watched the entire series three or four times, and never realized that was her. Granted, it’s been a few years, but still, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS, WCS!
LOL….Hippo said the same thing when I emailed him about it.
She also plays a role that is radically different from anything she’s ever done.
Sup all? Watching UA at UCLA.
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Yeah baby, I got a big snake under the hood.
“The good news ma’am, is that it’s not your transmission.”
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http://www.upworthy.com/why-are-these-idiots-harassing-the-parents-of-sandy-hook-victims
http://news.discovery.com/human/psychology/newtown-school-board-shuts-down-conspiracy-theorists-140511.htm
This stuff is popping up again.
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Do you think she’s seen the new Star Wars yet?
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I’ll hold her…hand…through it.
In a tub of popcorn amirite? Up top bro.
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If she did, no other male at that particular showing did.
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Holy fuck Moose, this just made my entire night.
Whatyoo talkin’ ’bout, KITT?
The “Dee you goddamn bitch!” recurring theme never fails to crack me up.
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This fucking Spartan race has a swimming leg where they have to wear life vests.
Pussies.
Meanwhile the poker tournament has moved to an ad for whey protein. Way to know your target audience whey protein exec!
Ugh. Every single nimrod at my gym has his container of whey and sucks it down after workouts. I keep my headphones on and blaring so I don’t have to hear their grunts.
Those assholes. I drink water. From the fountain. Only one of us is fooling themselves buddy.
My kids are watching some baking show that features kids baking in a competition.
Two things:
All of these kids are obnoxious over achievers who are made to eat dirt on the playground.
Valerie Bertenelli is one of the hosts, and she has put on weight, but she is displaying acres of cleavage, and that’s a good thing.
We’ll call this Exhibit A. I had a major crush on this woman growing up
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I can see why. She has really big personalities.
We’ll call this Exhibit YES
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Last night’s premiere was excellent.
Best premier since Frank’s Pretty Woman. I love love LOVE the recurring VHS tape gag.
Flipping around and I’m between a poker tournament and a Spartan Race. I imagine the Venn diagram of fans of both activities looks like two tits.
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MY EYES ARE UP HERE
No disrespect miss but I’m not here to suck your eyes.
By the way, do you think Lovie Smith is still looking at his phone, trying to figure out if he should call a time out or throw a challenge flag?
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He gets Adele piped in to his headset, he is about to tear up.
If I had to listen to Adele, I’d cry too.
I imagine he’s thinking about the fact that he’s getting paid $10 million for the next two years to do nothing.
Yeah, he milked his year off after getting canned from the Bears.
For as dumb as he appears during games, the guy’s really smart when it comes to picking up a paycheck.
That would make listening to Adele at least a little better.
I was going to have a beer or two tonight–I’ve got a six of Mad Elf that ain’t drinkin’ itself. But then my daughter’s best friend came over to play. I decided it wouldn’t be polite to drink Christmas-themed beer in front of the nice little Muslim girl.
Pour it into an opaque glass/mug.
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Yeah, but not the beer breath when her mom comes to walk her home.
I ate ice cream instead, and that was my high-calorie “treat” for the day.
Until my back heals up and I can start running again, I’m restricting my intake. Gotta drop some pounds, bruh.
I know what you mean. Last year I was creeping up north of 225 so I cut way back on beer. Easiest way to lose weight ever.
Now when I have a couple it’s even more glorious than before.
And tonight is one of those nights!
280, 22% body fat, BP 90/55, FBS 85, Total cholesterol 145.
I’m a fairly well-functioning human fire hydrant.
HOLY HELL, how tall are you? 280 and 22% body fat? You’ve got 80 pounds on me and we’re the same body fat percentage.
My total cholesterol is lower than yours, but my HDL blows goats. Had my annual physical last week, and when I told my doc I’ve been doing cardio 3-4/week and still couldn’t get the HDL up, he says, “You know what you can do to get your HDL up? Get new parents.”
I’m 5’10”
I used to be a competitive weightlifter.
I have a 22″ neck and a 56″ chest.
This sucks, by the way.
It’s fucking impossible to buy clothes.
214, no idea, 120/80ish, don’t know what that is, 222 last time I checked 5 years ago.
Got a physical coming up and I imagine I’m going to get yelled at about my cholesterol again.
I’m in favor of a constitutional amendment requiring charities like ASPCA and UNICEF issue you a V-Chip when you donate so you can block out their ads.
MY HUMAN WHITE GUILT CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH
At least Sally Struthers ain’t sobbing in our faces anymore.
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You have my vote. I donated to the American Cancer Society and now they call every fucking week.
I GAVE YOU $100 AND YOU HAVEN’T ELIMINATED A SINGLE CANCER!
THAT’S A POOR ROI
NFL Network is doing the “Final 15 For Canton” reveal. Listening to Peter King verbally blow Terrell Owens is just sickening, especially considering how he’d vote against Cam Newton for whatever indiscretions he perceives were against him..
And why Darren Sharper deserves to be in the HoF.
I think maybeish, the Temple U Women’s Studies Program should be named after Bill Cosby. I can’t think of one other person who has done more to raise awareness about date rape. It’s dedication like that, that let’s you put a finger on the problem, and force a solution.
But what do I know.
Ooooooooooh nutmeg flavored.clam chowder, only in New York, I’ve got to tell the Bowers’s about this.
And how the morons at NBC Sports just can’t seem to ever get the coffee right.
BRB gotta write some pages
That doesn’t even make any sense.
Its clearly an advertisement for a flesh lights.
Typewriter equals outdated.
I have to think that returning the carriage might hurt a little.
If that were true I’d have been 90+ words a minute back in high school.
Let me tell you folks a fine work story…
So this Japan thing…I got to get this piece of equipment working within 48 hours of arriving. Even if everything was working, it takes about 20 hours to get it running.
In Detroit, two major issues happened. This salinity thing had a bad board. So I got to wire in a new one. The other thing is that GE sold us two things (a panel and a PLC) that were suppose to be able to communicate. They wouldn’t. I spent five days trying to get this damn thing to work, including involving GE customer support. No fucking dice.
So I had to fake it for the Detroit inspection with two other devices. The Detroit site was suppose to send three things…a replacement touch panel and the two things I used to fake it. This way I would have a few days to try and figure out this fucking problem.
The Detroit site just sent me the new touch panel. So I had nothing to hook it up to. My coworker contacts them to get them to send the two other items…only he doesn’t tell them I need them immediately. Shit for brains lets them ship it snail.
Against all kinds of luck, I tear apart our building and find a PLC I can use. So I start wiring shit up, hoping that the one or two things I plan on trying MAY work. Its like 9 pm yesterday, and I just need to wire in the AC from the wall to the PLC. The SAME SHITHEAD that fucked up the shipping, decides to “help” me by taking a 450 VAC plug. I tell him…”Don’t do ANYTHING. I will get a 120 plug”. I go to come back into the lab…and the door won’t open and the lights are off. Why? Cause shit for brains, who is an electrical engineer mind you, plugs in the 480 into the wall and THEN tries to wire into the PLC. Naturally…he blew the fucking breaker for the room because he just had three free wires sitting on the other end of the cord. I kick him out and tell him never to talk to me again. And then I go home to drink.
I come in this morning…get chewed out for blowing the breaker in the lab because we have to get the building manager to reset it. At this point I have zero hope for success. I download the two program into the two devices…and for some fucking reason, I have no issues. Now I have no idea why the equipment didn’t work in Detroit…and I am not sure how to fix the problem in Japan.
Oh and while I have fucking plane tickets…I can’t seem to get a fucking hotel room. I have to use this travel agency through the company that cannot seem to do a single thing correct.
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I’ll send some Ativan and PCP your way.
You muthafuckin MacGyver and shit.
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We had a prototype we built a couple of years ago. Corporate asked us to send it up to them, for reasons I cannot remember. Since it was the only prototype we had, we told them to be very careful with it. They gave it to one of our old interns, who they hired full time as an engineer up there.
Kid gets it and is playing with it on his desk. Since I guess there’s not a lot of room there, he put it on top of his closed laptop and proceeds to PLUG IT DIRECTLY INTO THE WALL. It was a 24 Volt device. “Was” is the keyword here, folks.
Perhaps this belongs on Bring Back Matt but The Big Bazinga Theory seems to be in its death throes.
Ten years too late.
Yup…only good thing about that show is the tiny nerdy blonde girl.
She has really nice . . .lungs
Yeah she do.
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Is that her?
Yup…do a google image search for Melissa Rauch. That one is semi-tame compared to some others.
I thought we were talking Kaley Cuoco. I didn’t know there were two tiny, well-lunged blonde girls on the show.
LOL. Semantics…I don’t consider Kaley Cuoco tiny.
/begin all-caps rant
THE FUCKING SIMP WHO PLAYS FUCKING SHELDON ON FUCKING BAZINGA BANG POSTULATION IS IN A FUCKING AD FOR THE FUCKING LONG ISLAND MEDIUM FUCKING CRYING OVER WHAT THAT FUCKING CHARLATAN TOLD HIM ABOUT HIS FUCKING DEAD FATHER GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD
//end all-caps rant
That’s enough stupid in one place to create a black hole of stupid
I spent $6 on 3 Powerball tickets today so I don’t plan on working much past the Saturday drawing myself. With three tickets I can’t lose!
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I hated that show.
That’s, like, 900% better odds!
//stares at B.A. on wall.
The wife makes the best vermicelli-instead-of-rice stir fries. Frys?
Fry’s
I see what you did there.
Watching Monsters Inc. for the 55th time with the youngest spawn, but you can hammer down bourbon and be assured you won’t miss any plot points.
Win-win.
You don’t have to put that drink back where it came from or so help me!
I found that The Incredibles held up well after 12+ viewings.
I’ve probably watched that movie 50 times with my kids, and I don’t think I’ll ever tire of it.
Though bourbon helps, definitely.
I thought I married a WOP, but it turns out I married a Polack.
THANKS ANCESTRY.COM!!!!!
(seriously, just saw this commerical)
Those white oriental protestants are all over the place though.
I thought that was the Where White People Meet commercial.
That’s the Mormon Church clandestinely gathering as much information as they can about every person who ever lived and who will ever live so we can be all be baptized in the Church with or without our knowledge and consent.
Ha! Wait until those fuckers try and baptize my soul. It’s 100% soaked in alcohol, so that fucker’s gonna burn like the North Star.
Mine’s 100% THC, which is a kind of alcohol.
I also think that since i was baptized Catholic, it’s going to add an extra layer of napalm to the blaze
I think my atheistic Quakerism would be more akin to a wet match.
But think of how hard the would try – I bet they would soil their magic pajamas. Or whatever the fuck they wear.
Apparently Barstool was sold and their HQ’s moving to New York. On a Bill Simmons gut punch scale where does this rank for Grit Sawx Nation?
Ewing Theory.
Stouffer’s French Bread Pizza Corollary Gone Wrong
WAHRSE THAHN BUCKNAH
I am skipping sports… again… to play vidya games that cause me to be violent and sexist and racist and terrorist and elitist and all the other -ists.
I’ll probably play zombies again on CoD3 just so 12 year olds can call me a ‘faggot’.
Wait, are you living my childhood?
YOU CAMPIN FAGGOT NEWB BITCH
There it is!
NC State made a nice rally on Louis Ville. It was 28-12 at one point, now 34-29 halftime.
Well Rick Pitino teams do tend to shoot their loads early.
Ah, the political attack ads have already started. Fucking wonderful.
It has been mercifully quiet here in cheesistan. Finally. Once walker dumbass ranger got elected, it had been nonstop with recalls and the like. I know it’s coming again, but for now peace.
I live in a “swing state” (Iowa), so politicians are constantly coming over to smooch our asses for the next couple years.
Ouch. Near as I can tell it never stops there. Think santorum is already there for 2020. Though he might just be homeless.
Santorum/Tomsula 2020!
Tomsula has more dignity.
And money!
The beauty of living in a one-party state.
CT may be dull as dishwater but we’re so blue no one ever bothers us.
We have FatAss Slim but he hasn’t been seen in state since Bridgegate.
That was the worst part of that Mark chmura lookalike quitting his run. He came back.
I was on the tennis team with your senator – Murphy. Pretty alright guy.
Sadly that’s the most interesting thing I’ve ever heard regarding Murphy. Christ is he dull.
And our senior senator, Blumenthal, needs to start eating. Saw him walking in a parade this summer, (or maybe last summer; I was drinking for both), and a strong wind could have carried him 100 yards down the street.
Murphy and Blumenthal.
Senators.
My great-grandfather Benedict Spencer certainly lies uneasy in his racist WASP grave.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
SMU and Cincy gettin’ chippy!
What a bunch of tools:
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/pizza-paranoia-and-psychological-warfare-a-night-inside-the-oregon-standoff/
Problem is that they’re tools with guns.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/martin-j-walsh/no-tolerance-for-gun-violence_b_8930738.html
I also think it’s great that two of the “leaders” repeatedly said to be retired Marines, the USMC said, “no you’re not,” and they just left in the middle of the night:
http://www.kgw.com/news/report-bundy-bodyguard-lied-about-being-a-marine/11946528
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=61312
STOLEN VALOR
The guy on the right has been decorated as Hero Of The Democratic People’s Republic Of Korea sixteen times by my count.
Even Zhukov was only decorated as Hero Of The Soviet Union four times.
By that logic Korea Hero there must have saved Pyongyang from the Nazis at least four times.
This is the DPRK we’re talking about, so they probably really do believe that.
That reminds me of JV footbaww helmets and all of the stickers. That Korean showed real grit as a strong safety for U of Pyongyang
Everyone knows Kim Jong-Il scored 37 touchdowns in the first quarter of the Korean Championship in 2006.
He got those medals for saving the children of Earth from a giant kangaroo. It was on the Australian news, you probably didn’t see it.
I thought that was Russell Crowe.
http://youtu.be/GnlZPohCU7U
No, each one of those medals is for getting a girlfriend in Canada. You wouldn’t know her. Lives in the Niagara Falls area.
Gubmint bad?
If they made it the Harney County Resource Center, wouldn’t that make it a public facility? You know, like a government facility?
You sir, can take your boorish logic and leave.
And you’re not getting any pizza either.
(who is delivering pizza to these idiots?)
REAL MURKANS YOU PINKO FUCKER
When I twist the ice cube tray the one that jumps the most always ends in my drink because it’s the one that is most enthusiastic and thus has the most character.
Always gotta go with the “athletic” ice cubes over the “gritty” ones.
Can’t teach ups.
Ice football it is. Could go down the street for Ice Cardinals v Ice Stampeders or stay out of the snow and watch Ice Cowboys v Ice Bombers. Either way booze is required.
Booze of choice ce soir?
My boss gave me a bottle of Gentleman Jack, so thinking perhaps an old fashioned or 5. If I go to the Ice football game then it will be terrible terrible Molson draft.
I remember when Molson was the exotic foreign beer. Now I wouldn’t drink it on a bet.
God I’m old.
Ice Redacteds v Ice Jets on my TV. Smells like a Molson’s night for me.
No that’s a skunk.