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He obviously don’t know nuthin’ ’bout baseball neither.

Back in April, I made some predictions.  And I’m man enough to own up to my stupidity.  So here we go….

*Note: Probable Results , re: divisions, are pretty much cast at this point.

**Wildcard races are still interesting tho.

National League

Predicted:  National League West

1. SF – If they can stay healthy, it’s their race to lose. Granted, that’s a big if.
2. LA – Clayton Kershaw, and everybody else, might be enough.
3. AZ – Zack Grienke won’t be enough this year for the Snakes, Paul Goldschmidt seethes.
4. COL – No pitching is a poor plan for success. Balls are gonna be flying out of Coors like…(damn…I had something for this).
5. SD – Hey at least the weather’s great…let’s hit the beach.

Probable Result:

National League West
Team W L Pct. GB RS RA Diff Home Road East Cent West L10 Strk
x-L.A. Dodgers 90 66 .577 706 602 104 53-28 37-38 19-13 19-15 42-28 8-2 W 5
San Francisco (E) 82 74 .526 8 677 620 57 40-35 42-39 17-16 17-16 40-30 4-6 L 1
Colorado (E) 73 83 .468 17 827 830 -3 41-37 32-46 20-14 10-19 34-39 4-6 L 4
San Diego (E) 66 90 .423 24 659 738 -79 37-41 29-49 14-19 14-19 32-38 4-6 W 1
Arizona (E) 65 91 .417 25 727 871 -144 30-48 35-43 17-13 13-20 30-43 3-7 W 1

 

AZ, worse than expected.  That’s not a bad thing necessarily.  I was once, briefly, a yuge Dbacks fan.  They managed to fuck that up quickly after the ’01 WS championship.  SD, amazing over achievement, actually had some grit.  Nice job, Mexican priests.  Rockies…yeah, you were about right.

I hereby apologize to the Dodgers.  But not too much bcuz I still hate ’em.  They are like Boston and NYY mixed together.  Fuck those guys.  Go back to Brooklyn you damned tools.  At least there, people actually cared about you.  Suck it LA.

Predicted: National League Central

1. CHI – Most talent, best manager, we can only hope history continues biting them in the ass. Go History!!!!!
2. STL – Never, EVER, count out the Cards…even if no pennant, they’ll be in the playoffs. Then promptly kick YOUR team’s ass.
3. PIT – Young talent, if it matures, could make Yinzers very happy…Next year.
4. CIN – To win, you gotta score runs…Cincy no so very goodly at that. Marge Schott’s ghost is gonna be up to four packs a day by the All-Star Break.
5. MIL – When the crown jewel of your lineup is Ryan Braun, just lay down and die already.

Probable Result:

x-Chi. Cubs 100 56 .641 779 529 250 57-24 43-32 19-14 47-23 19-14 7-3 W 2
St. Louis (E) 81 75 .519 19 741 695 46 33-42 48-33 17-16 37-33 19-14 5-5 L 2
Pittsburgh (E) 77 79 .494 23 709 726 -17 37-41 40-38 14-19 32-38 22-11 5-5 L 3
Milwaukee (E) 71 86 .452 29½ 651 708 -57 41-40 30-46 16-17 31-45 13-17 5-5 W 1
Cincinnati (E) 66 90 .423 34 692 819 -127 37-41 29-49 14-19 31-39 16-17 4-6 W 3

I am smrt.  But Jeebus fucking Christmas, Cards.  Did you just decide to take some time off after the All Star break?  Cubs?  Fuck you (sorry Yeah right and ICRM…but you know you would prefer to crash and burn and continue to whine about it for the next coupla decades).  Pittsburgh still a year or two away, just as I expected.  Young team to be reckoned with in the future.

But look at that division, would ya?  I pretty much nailed that one.

/pats self on back

Predicted: National League East

1. NYM – Fuck you, Mets.
2. WAS – Our best hope to keep those Mets assholes out of the post-season lies in DC. Sadly, now I have to hope Bryce Harper does well. And Dusty Baker. FML.
3. MIA – Stanton and Fernandez will do some good things. They’ll also do some inexplicably stupid things. If Donnie Baseball can figure out the whole “manager dynamic”, they’ll have a shot (spoiler alert…he won’t).
4. PHI – Ryan Howard is looking around like, where the hell did everybody go? The only thing keeping these guys out of the cellar will be…
5. ATL – Oh how the mighty have fallen. And Oh how I love it. How ya like me now, Nick Markakis?

Probable Result:

National League East
Team W L Pct. GB RS RA Diff Home Road East Cent West L10 Strk
x-Washington 91 65 .583 738 589 149 46-29 45-36 49-24 17-16 13-17 4-6 L 1
N.Y. Mets (E) 83 74 .529 642 605 37 44-37 39-37 36-35 22-10 13-21 5-5 L 1
Miami (E) 78 78 .500 13 637 649 -12 40-38 38-40 31-39 21-13 20-12 5-5 W 2
Philadelphia (E) 70 86 .449 21 591 760 -169 36-42 34-44 29-41 12-21 18-15 5-5 L 1
Atlanta (E) 63 92 .406 27½ 617 760 -143 26-49 37-43 33-39 13-20 11-22 7-3 L 1

Holee shit…I’m smrt.  Like rlly effing smrt.

Nats pulled away.  Yay foar Trea Turner.  Love that guy…yes that’s yet another shameless NCSU plug.  That’s him on the banner image, btw.  He’s due to hit puberty early next year.  Google him if you have to.

But still fuck you Dusty Baker.  You too Bryce Harper.

You too, Mets.  Happy the Braves sucked as expected.

RIP Jose Fernandez.  I said you’d do some stupid shit.  I had no idea how right I’d end up being.

American League

American League West

1. HOU – Carlos Correa is a force to be reckoned with. And Houston is loaded. Even Brandon Weeden couldn’t fuck this up for them…I think.
2. TEX – If they stay healthy and get some breaks, they could push Houston.
3. LAA – Glory Days…aging high priced talent. They could compete, but probably won’t.
4. SEA – Mismatched pieces with no chemistry. They will never be more than the sum of those current mismatched pieces, and probably often even less.
5. OAK – See Seattle. But hey, at least there’s a good team just right across the bay.

Probable result:

American League West
Team W L Pct. GB RS RA Diff Home Road East Cent West L10 Strk
x-Texas 92 65 .586 743 737 6 50-26 42-39 15-15 19-14 47-29 5-5 L 2
Seattle (E) 83 73 .532 734 680 54 42-35 41-38 19-13 16-18 35-35 5-5 W 2
Houston (E) 82 75 .522 10 707 670 37 42-37 40-38 15-18 17-16 39-32 5-5 L 1
L.A. Angels (E) 70 87 .446 22 686 715 -29 36-40 34-47 13-21 17-15 31-40 7-3 W 1
Oakland (E) 67 89 .429 24½ 631 727 -96 34-47 33-42 16-17 17-16 27-43 3-7 L

Yeah, I mucked this one up pretty good.  Houston’s historically bad start put them in a hole they couldn’t recover from.  Seattle…well, fuck them.  They did a good.  But fuck them anyway.  At least I pegged (LOL) Oakland for the chumps they were destined to be.

American League Central

1. KC – I really wanted to find a reason not to put KC at the top. I couldn’t.
2. CWS – Outside shot to unseat KC if starting rotation comes together. And it might, but probably not this year. Chris Sale and a still way too young Rodon ain’t enough.
3. CLE – Great rotation, but say it again with me folks…if you can’t score runs you can’t win.
4. MIN – Surprised a lot of folks last year. Will not surprise a lot of folks this year.
5. DET – Lotsa old guys gonna have to produce, lotsa newcomers gonna have to fit in. Good luck with that.

Probable Result:

American League Central
Team W L Pct. GB RS RA Diff Home Road East Cent West L10 Strk
x-Cleveland 91 65 .583 758 651 107 53-28 38-37 14-18 46-24 18-16 7-3 W 1
Detroit (E) 83 73 .532 8 723 710 13 43-35 40-38 19-15 36-37 16-16 5-5 L 3
Kansas City (E) 79 77 .506 12 653 684 -31 45-30 34-47 15-17 44-26 10-24 5-5 W 2
Chi. White Sox (E) 75 81 .481 16 659 689 -30 42-33 33-48 17-13 31-42 18-15 4-6 W 3
Minnesota (E) 56 100 .359 35 695 864 -169 30-51 26-49 10-24 21-49 17-15 2-8 L 1

Well, would you look at Cleveland?  Run diff of 107.  Some dumbass said they couldn’t score runs back in April.  That guy was stupid.  You should throw rotten fruit at that guy if you see him.

Indians are now my dark horse for WS Champs, btw.  KC, I still hate your asses, but also kinda pissed how stupid you made me look.  But still happy you sucked it up.  We’ll chalk it up to mixed emotions, shall we?

Detroit?  Fuck you.  Just fade already (moar on those assheads in the bonus wildcard section below).

American League East

1. TOR – In spite of losing Price, the division is still theirs to lose.
2. BOS – In spite of gaining Price, they need some guys to improve on their pathetic ’15 efforts.
3. NYY – Yanks avoided spending a shit ton of money this past offseason, for the first time in like forever. They’ll regret that.
4. TB – Lotsa youth, lotsa offensive question marks. And no Joe Maddon.
5. BAL – Potent but often streaky and unreliable offense, no reliably consistent starting pitching.

Probable Result:

American League East
Team W L Pct. GB RS RA Diff Home Road East Cent West L10 Strk
z-Boston 92 64 .590 861 669 192 46-32 46-32 42-28 15-18 21-12 10-0 W 11
Toronto (1) 86 70 .551 6 743 649 94 45-33 41-37 37-33 18-15 18-15 6-4 L 1
Baltimore (E) 85 71 .545 7 720 698 22 50-31 35-40 36-34 23-9 12-22 5-5 W 3
N.Y. Yankees (E) 80 76 .513 12 654 678 -24 44-31 36-45 31-39 21-12 20-13 3-7 W 1
Tampa Bay (E) 65 91 .417 27 650 688 -38 36-45 29-46 32-44 10-21 13-16 2-8 L 4

Boston figured their dumbasses out, much to my chagrin.

But yes, I pretty much called the top half.  Other than Baltimore.  And since they’re my hometown team, I’ll take it with a grain of salt.  Orioles overachieved SO MUCH this year, leading the division for the better part of the season.  With their cut rate/patchwork pitching staff, still not sure how it happened.  But aside from Baltimore, I’m calling this one a win.

Bite me if you disagree.  I need to feel smrt.

Wild Card Races

Ok, so these are still in question mostly.  The two in each league who do end up above the line get to play what is essentially a one game playoff.  Which in baseball circles pretty much sucks.  But still…here we go…

National League Wildcard

Right now, the Mets (fuck you) and the Giants (fuck you slightly lessly) are in if things ended today.  The only real challengers to those positions are the Cards (you had your chance, losers) at one game back.

Miami and Pittsburgh are too far back to have a reasonable hope.

National League
Team W L PCT GB
N.Y. Mets 83 74 .529
San Francisco 82 74 .526
St. Louis (6) 81 75 .519 1
Miami (3) 78 78 .500 4
Pittsburgh (2) 77 79 .494 5

American League Wildcard

The American league East, as usual, rules the roost.  The surprise, to me at least, is still Baltimore.  A pleasant surprise, btw.  The Orioles have tried their best to shit the bed since the All Star Break.  A rotation made up of Chris Tillman and the rotating Three Stooges, more or less.  Yet they still (actually, again…they managed to recover after a monumental fuck up in late August/Early September) hold a 2 game lead for the 2nd spot.

Both Detroit and Seattle could derail things easily.  Houston…probably not.  NYY, no chance with only 7 to play.

American League
Team W L PCT GB
Toronto 86 70 .551
Baltimore 85 71 .545
Detroit (5) 83 73 .532 2
Seattle (5) 83 73 .532 2
Houston (3) 82 75 .522
N.Y. Yankees (2) 80 76 .513 5

So there you have it.  It’s baseball.  Shit happens.  And yes, I’m willing to be called stupid.  Won’t be the first time.

But overall, I think I did pretty good.  And you better think so too.  Or else I’ll come to your home and kick your dog.

Also, my apologies for the formatting of current standings.  Copy/Paste from CBSSports.com doesn’t seem to play well with WordPress.  Meh.  What can you do?

 

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Oh, did the Yankees sucked this year?
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/You are a seer, sir. For the most part.

Don T

Fuc grammer too.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Too soon?

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SonOfSpam

Dodgers win in 7 over Texas, with Vin Scully showing up to call the last game. Walk off homer by, let’s say, Howie Kendrick?

Then we could have some riots in LA. I miss the 90s.

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litre_cola

All in all I believe you did quite well.

SonOfSpam

Agree with litre_cola; you were kinda sorta prescient. And precious.

entropy

Damn, Seamus, why for all the Mets hate?

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scotchnaut

Chris Elliott is still getting “work”. Good for him.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Dee Gordon counters your no crying in baseball.

laserguru

I said it yesterday but that shit absolutely wrecked me when I saw it. One of the most powerful moments I’ve ever seen.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

Kudos to Colon for grooving him a meatball you or I probably could have hit out of there.

Senor Weaselo

That I think was because he didn’t want to walk him and it was a 2-0 count.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No butt stuff, OK?

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