Your “Merciful Heaven, It’s A Game 7!” Wednesday Night Open Thread

NFL News:

  • Norv news! Norv Turner resigned from the Vikings this morning. No reason has officially been given, so speculate away!
  • Wade Phillips is back at work.
  • The PA may be pushing the NFL to tolerate Mary Jane as an alternative to chemical painkillers, especially if/once Proposition 64 passes in California,
    • There are marijuana ballot initiatives in other NFL-friendly states like Arizona, Florida, Massachusetts & Nevada.
      •  Adding in Colorado & Washington, that’s 6 states with (currently) 10 franchises.
    • If they look to licence official suppliers, they don’t need to go further than Ricky Williams, blunt brother #1.
  • It’ll be the Nick Foles show for the Chiefs versus the Jaguras this week, as Alex Smith’s 13 concussions last Sunday will have him on the sidelines.
  • Seriously, Tom Brady – shut the fuck up!
  • Should have shut up sooner? Brian Baldinger, who has been suspended by NFL Network for 6 months for advocating the Eagles put a bounty on Ezekiel Elliott

    He swears he won't do it again.
    He swears he won’t do it again. Scout’s honor.

There’s nothing more fun, or nerve-wracking, than a Game 7 for the championship. (Or, y’know, the Super Bowl.) Add in whatever historical factoids that give extra weight/incentive to a team and a fanbase, and you’ve got instant ratings.

I’ve been fortunate enough to have been to  three NFC Championship games and one NHL Stanley Cup Game 7 in my lifetime. The NFC championships were:

  • 2007 – Giants at Green Bay
  • 2013 – Niners at Seahawks
  • 2014 – Packers at Seahawks

Each one was fantastic in their own way. Giants-Packers was going to be on “the frozen tundra”. I spent the night before trying to drink Titletown Brewing dry. The game ended the way most Favre seasons did – with an interception leading to the other team’s winning field goal, followed by 6 months of retirement rumours.

Plus, I got to see a guy wearing a deer.

Having grown up a Packers fan – yes, I have one of those shares; the Seahawks didn’t exist until 1976 – it was bittersweet, because I thrilled at the fact of going to my first Lambeau game but cheated that I wasn’t rewarded for having spent all that money to get there. I’d like to think it would’ve felt the same had I lived there.

The Niners-Seahawks was great from both a season ticket-holder perspective and a fan’s perspective. Having gotten my season’s tickets in 2010, I hadn’t been there for long, but had been there for the whole Pete Carroll era, and it seemed like the culmination of an actual plan, something fans rarely see work through to fruition. My wife didn’t cotton to all the “FUCK THE NINERS!” yells and chants, but the celebration at the end was a sports feeling I’d never had.

She's got a valid opinion on this as well.
She’s got a valid opinion on this as well.

The 2014 game, therefore, was full of mixed emotions: Packers fan but Seahawks season ticket-holder. It was one of those situations where I had two dogs in the fight, so I couldn’t lose. But a significant part of my sports fandom wanted a different outcome, even though Mike McCarthy’s goal-line decision-making in that game eerily foreshadowed the circumstances of Super Bowl 49.

The 2011 Stanley Cup Game 7 had the same circumstance. Growing up as a kid, and Atom-level hockey player, I wanted to be a Bruin, either Bobby Orr or Gerry Cheevers. I had their cards, posters and knock-off jerseys. I suffered them losing to the Habs and the Oilers, and then losing Ray Bourque to the Avs, so he could finally win one. I know the Red Sox had a longer drought, but as I’ve often said – I don’t give a crap about the Red Sox.

I grew up in Vancouver. The Canucks have been a consistently bad franchise for most of their 46 years, so the few triumphs really stick out in people’s minds. (And, unfortunately, turn casual fans into complete assholes – Patriots fans, but without any trophies.) I became a Bruins fan partly because my younger hockey-playing self needed a hero, and there wasn’t one locally. Both the 1982 and 1994 Cup Finals teams were unexpected surprises, which made cheering for them fun. The 2011 team was expected to make the Finals, so that was different.

Once again, the 2011 Game 7 was a case of having two dogs in the fight.

I got what I wanted, and took its picture too.

Given that the youngest curse ending tonight is 78 years, expect lots of interviews with old people just before the meteor hits.

“CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!…Ahh, shit…”

Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB: Game 7 – Chicago at Cleveland – 8:00 | FOX/Sportsnet
  • College Football: Toledo at Akron – 7:30 PM | ESPN2
  • NBA Basketball:
    • Raptors at Wizards – 7:00 | TSN
    • Bulls at Celtics – 8:00 PM | ESPN
    • Thunder at Clippers – 10:30 PM | ESPN/TSN
  • NHL Hockey:
    • Canucks at Canadiens – 7:30 | Sportsnet1/360
    • Red Wings at Flyers – 8:00 PM | NBCSN
    • Penguins at Ducks – 10:30 | Sportsnet1/360

I have friends who support both teams, so I want a good game. DON’T BE A BLOWOUT!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook
Lothar of the Hill People

I gave up on the Cubs in 1984, but was rooting for them this week–better them than the Racist Caricatures from the Mistake by the Lake.

Now that they’ve had a taste of victory, let’s pencil in the next Cubs’ championship for what… 2124? I, for one, look forward to the World Series of Robotball.

jjfozz

To every Cubs fans: enjoy this to the fullest (like I need to write that), but please don’t turn into Red Sawx fans after they ended their drought. I love you all too much to wind up hating you all with a burning passion.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

My dads argument was not that he had any policy close to right, it was rich people will taint the market to make it look like he did right if elected…. This is the viewpoint of everyone in my aunts company filled with rich white people

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I’m drunk. Politics. Both my parents are voting for a repeated sex offender, alleged child molester/sex offender again and someone that doesn’t believe in democracy unless he wins.

Brocky

I too, am off to dreamland. I leave you all with this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEYv1jEgmd0

Brocky

….okay, sports center was pretty funny with this:

https://www.facebook.com/SportsCenter/videos/1557260984292738/

blackroseMD1

Yeah, that actually made me laugh out loud.

Doktor Zymm

It’s gonna take a while for the area to calm down, but I think I’m tired enough to sleep through honking and “GO CUBS GO”

I love the enthusiasm, but technically, the Cubs already DID go as much as is currently possible. Those guys are wasting imperatives.

I’m also enough of a curmudgeon that when a guy went “WOOOO WE’RE THE BEST IN THE WORLD” I mentally added “out of the two countries who participate in MLB.” I am enough of not a curmudgeon that I didn’t say that aloud, and I had a shiteating happy grin on my face while I was walking around. And I WOOOOOOed my fair share of WOOOOOOs.

And I really do love high fiving strangers.

Doktor Zymm

TL;DR
G’night! GO CUBS GO!

Senor Weaselo

Night, Dok, glad your domicile will still be standing in the morning.
/Oh, did you get the things I sent you?

JerBear50

I fucking internet love you dok. And not only because im real life drunk. Well, probably only y cause of that, but whatever. Same holds true for yeah right, icrm, brocky, and any of the other cubsians i can’t remember and am too lazy to scroll down to find. FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brocky

I’m also enough of a curmudgeon that when a guy went “WOOOO WE’RE THE BEST IN THE WORLD” I mentally added “out of the two countries who participate in MLB.”

with all due respect, I’ve always thought this was a lousy argument. As long as a sports league is considered the “best in the world”, it is allowed to call it selves world champions. As long as there is no requirement of nationality to play on a professional team, they can call themselves world champs.

north america has simply had the most success with their leagues. african born, european born , and asian born citizens hailing from various countries all compete here. and though it doesn’t happen nearly as often, us has soccer players in the premier league as well.

/rant over
//drinks
///dick joke

JerBear50

Agreed. When the best players in the world strive to make it to your league, that makes you the world champion. Japan has a pro football league, but that doesnt make the super bowl winner a disputed champ.

Croooow
WCS

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Doktor Zymm

Where do these guys get/keep these fireworks? There must be whole warehouses of them in the city somewhere.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Doktor Zymm

Loud car just went by playing “WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS” by QUEEN!!

Senor Weaselo

It’s not a championship until someone does.

Brocky

Man, I’m in such a good mood right now, I don’t think anything could ruin it..

see’s a guy in a cubs shirt and a patriot’s hat

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Doktor Zymm

Glad I went out, but now sleepy time. Not sure waking up in four hours is gonna go down, but I do have a once in a century excuse 🙂

Doktor Zymm

Good crowd management, and everyone who’s out is pretty awesome. Everyone I talked to was great, the best guy being an older black man with a fantastic beard who offered to write me a sick note for work tomorrow 🙂
https://postimg.org/image/5x5ki97bn/

Senor Weaselo

Yeah, there’s less shit on fire than I expected/feared, that’s good!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Well it isn’t Vancouver after a win or loss in the playoffs

Doktor Zymm

The cops got stuff locked down on the main streets, and it’s a happy crowd. Shit’ll only turn dark in a few hours, when it’s just the opportunists left, and they ain’t on my street.
https://postimg.org/image/o56grjgq7/

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