2016 Quotables (Week 8 – Results)

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Whoops — forgot to put this baby on the schedule. So….uh…..yeah. Here are your Week 8 Quotables results.

 

When did Ray Lewis become a Titan?” -Unsurprised
Ol’DoubleJ: “See? What’d I tell ya, he’s a gott-damned star!” Assistant: *whipers* “That’s not Tony.” OlDoubleJ: *snorts coke off hookers chest* “YEEEEEEEHHAAAAAAW I AM FUCKING CRAZY!!!!111!!!”
“Ol’DoubleJ: “See? What’d I tell ya, he’s a gott-damned star!” Assistant: *whipers* “That’s not Tony.” OlDoubleJ: *snorts coke off hookers chest* “YEEEEEEEHHAAAAAAW I AM FUCKING CRAZY!!!!111!!!”” -LemonJello
“He can handle it, all bla- running quarterbacks have quite tough skin, it’s in their DNA.” -Trevor Semen
““That looks just like the one I mailed to Jonathan Martin’s mother.” – Richie Incognito ” -SonOfSpam
“They can teach you a lot of things at Harvard, but they can’t teach you purple monkey dishwasher.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
“Crowd: **Cheering** “He’s moving!” Trainer: “These post mortem muscles spasms creep me the fuck out! Let’s get him to the glue factory.”” -LemonJello
” A lesser known holiday than Halloween, October 30th is known as “No Saints Day” and is celebrated exclusively in the New Orleans’ secondary.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

 

“And Jay didn’t stop running until he found his new home.” -BrettFavresColonoscopy
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Quotables is a great way to showcase how fucking disturbed all of us are.

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Brocky

That ray lewis joke has to be one of the most absurd “low hanging fruit” jokes I’ve ever heard.

Still lol

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blaxabbath

We don’t hammer the Ray Lewis Killing Angle too much around here (insert Aaron Hernandez joke) so I gave it a tip of the white cap.

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blaxabbath

“YEEEEEEEHHAAAAAAW I AM FUCKING CRAZY!!!!111!!!”

will never get old.

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Don T

That Richie Incognito one is perverse. ?

UNRELATED: killer article by Barnwell (redundant, I know) on how QB play in ’16 is better than ever and totally not to blame for low TV ratings.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/page/HotReadx161103/decline-nfl-quarterback-play-myth-bill-barnwell-2016

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Calling “Barnwell” redundant is only really accurate when you’re talking about Andrew Luck’s carpentry skills.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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