Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Law-abiding Raiders fan, pet owner, Los Angeles resident.
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litre_cola

Made my day Rikki. Made my fucking day.

Senor Weaselo

I thought this was going to be about those people. You know. “Running” quarterbacks.

nomonkeyfun

You mean, like Steve Young. Those bastards from Connecticut are such me first glory boys that they insist on having lockers big enough for a home.

Bloody Lethal

And that Archie Manning couldn’t even spare an ounce of speed for his two sons.

nomonkeyfun

Don’t worry, Olivia saved plenty of HGH for Ashley and Abby.

blaxabbath
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

THIS GUY, RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY, I CALL HIM GHOST SHIP, BECAUSE HE’S ON FIRE.

Don T

“Listen to the little girl.”
-Chris Simms

And yeah, how ’bout OAK return the solid for the Chefs loss.

LemonJello
Beerguyrob

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Fronkenshteen

So great.

SonOfSpam

Lovely, just lovely.

blaxabbath

I hope RaiderGirl becomes a [DFO] regular.

Also, her origin story should have something to do with being raised by Mr Winkles.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Ha! That’s not Oakland. the little girl has most of her teeth.

blaxabbath

Well that’s the fault of those California liberals who are the only reason Hillary got the popular vote win. #MAGA

sunrisesunrise

That was beautiful.

blaxabbath

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makeitsnowondem

Oh my God.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Jesus, Rikki.
Fucking beautiful.

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And now we know why the little mongoose in Rikki-Tikki-Deadly avi has bloody little hands!

montythisseemsstrangetome

This was beautiful in its simplicity!

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s so perfectly Oakland I don’t even have to see the knife in the little girl’s coat that she saved for later.

blaxabbath

“Hodor Hodor….Raymond and Debor-ah”

Fronkenshteen

[touches chin with spoon]