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Happy Valentine’s Day! My wife insists that this holiday is a ploy by BIG LOVE to make unattached people feel shitty. I disagree, I think it’s a naked cash grab (jots down note for a movie script about a bank robber who pulls his jobs in the nude). Either way, for the most part Valentine’s Day sucks. But you know what doesn’t suck? Love. As a person, I’m cynical down to the core, but even someone as dark-hearted as me has figured out that life is better with a bit of love in it. If there’s no person around who’s worth of your love, a pet will do just fine (reaches over and pets dog). And they don’t even have to love you back (reaches over and pets cat, withdraws hand after being savagely bitten). If you’ve got a grand romantic gesture planned for the holiday, I hope it goes swimmingly. If you don’t, I hope the day passes as quickly as possible, and your hangover tomorrow isn’t too crippling.