Bringing you all the sporting world news that’s fit to view, let’s take a look at the wacky young sport that is taking the United States by storm – football. Already a staple of many college-educated citizens, where the pomp and pageantry of alumnus institutions are best compared by the performance of the college teams, the upstart professional leagues are giving fans of toughness and grit a home when baseball is in its offseason. Today, we give you just a small glimpse of what all the kids are talking about.
…and Simpson knifes through the gap, slashes right, and gallops his way through traffic like some sort of bronco. Also, here’s a video of him playing football.
Rare archival footage of Trent Green’s grandfather.
“Who’s Trent Green?”
-Trent Green’s grandfather.
/also Trent Green
I haven’t seen an orange head spin like that since someone told Donald Trump that pardoning himself would legally be considered as an admission of guilt.
This clip certainly serves as a mark in the favor of the integration of college football. As Americans eventually learned, it’s a lot more fun to watch O.J. being chased by blacks and whites.
“There is no foul on the play, as there was no blood drawn.”
Actually that might work better for the Butkus hit.
“I told him to do that.”
– Monty Burns
Student Body Left? More life TwoDead Bodies Left In Brentwood amirite?
“You know, I bet I could learn a lot from this guy.”
– Young Ray Rice
this also applies the to OJ one….
I haven’t seen an NFC East receiver collapse in such a gigantic pile of white powder since the night Michael Irvin got named to the All-Pro team.
Revised for maximum offensiveness:
I haven’t seen an athlete collapse in such a gigantic pile of white powder since the night Len Bias got drafted.
This is fantastic.
Based on the modern NFL definition of a catch, this would have been incomplete.
That Gifford, down on his luck as he may be, is always able to bounce back and take off the next day. He’s a big favorite on the airlines.
“He’s one of the good ones”
–Pete Rozelle
Watching old footage of Uncle Ambrose’s playing days was always a treat during the Christmas celebration at the Frerotte household.
In the banner photo it’s nice to see a player looking out for his health.
“Lucky Strikes! Grab a smoke instead of a sweet.”
– Don Draper
This is what would have happened if he’d forgone the cigarettes.
The whole picture just gets more amazing. The Fresca between Len Dawson’s feet makes the image. Oh and this was taken during halftime of SuperB owl I.
If this image fails I blame imgur.
Fuck!
Ok here’s another pic from the same game: Jerry Mays with a Fresca and Len Dawson with a smoke.
Fuck it, I give up.
http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/behold/2016/02/Football/super2.jpg.CROP.original-original.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/10fVlov.jpg
yakety sacks playing
Some people think that Gus Frerotte’s grandpa invented CTE
here we can plainly see early stages of CTE
We must also mention the great owner of the Browns, Mr. Art Modell. He is so beloved in Cleveland, I am sure there will be a statue erected in his honor some day.
And here it is!
I’m not sure, but I think Frank Gifford was actually legally dead for about a month after that Bednarik hit.
“purple monkey dishwasher”
– Franks reply when asked about the hit
This “football” with never overcome the national passtime. Violence and gambling will lead you to hell.