Jay Cutler signs with Dolphins

According to Adam Schefter, Jay Cutler signed a one-year, $10-million deal with Miami, and the contract has some performance incentives included as well. This is believed to be unlimited cans of tuna for the duration of the contract. When asked about whether he was excited to be joining the Dolphins, he merely shrugged, flicked his cigarette butt away, and sauntered off without saying a word.

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[…] A fresh-faced young man carrying a sleeping bag and knapsack strides down a path covered in pine needles, singing “The Cat Came Back”.  […]

nomonkeyfun

If Kristin has a zika baby will she blame it on vaccines?

Redshirt

So the Dolphins considered Kap, Orton and Tebow. The fact that the Dolphins even thought of signing Tebow should get the entire Front Office and Coaching Staff fired for cause.

Wakezilla

Just another day for the LOLphins in the 2Ks

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jay; just beat the fucking P*ts once or twice.

Redshirt


But the Cat came back
the very next year
And the Cat came back,
We thought he was retired
But the Cat came back
the very next year
And the Cat came back
we thought he didn’t care, oh
But the Cat came back
the very next year
And the Cat came back
Because Tanny lost his knee

Unsurprised

Did he show his ass? I think that means he likes you.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

How does ICRM feel about scooping, unscooping, and then being scooped? My bet: like kitty litter.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

BOOO!!!! HISS!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think you just mean hissss.