I’m on my way to pick up teh King Hippo. We’ve decided…. fuck this hurricane, we’ goin’ drankin’.
Just kidding folks.
Having driven in the middle of more than one hurricane over the years, I’m staying home this time and hoping no trees come down through the roof. But if they do, at least I’ll be able to fire up my chainsaw and cut some stuff apart.
As I type this, I’ve spent the past two days hurricane proofing my property. Which generally means either moving stuff inside, or bungee’ing things down so they don’t end up going through my neighbors’ windows when wind gusts happen. More or less….so I don’t get sued for stupid shit. Currently, it looks like the storm is gonna veer south a little bit, which means we’ll miss the worst of it here in my neck of the woods.
But pray foar Hippo. He’s gone south to save his eldest and will then be moving inland. But he’ll still be directly in the path if things stay the way they look currently.
Imma be really pissed off if he ends up ded.
Also, there’s not gonna be any talky talky this week, or sports listings. I’m just trynna to get this written before my power goes out. And trust me, it will.
True Story Bro
Two weeks ago, I was briefly planning to hit the coast this weekend and try to do a little sunning and surfing before Autumn hit. I’m really happy now that I opted to not do that.
Hopefully, in a couple of weeks from now, I’ll be able to do it anyway and also get some good deals on accommodations.
“Why no, I don’t mind if there’s sand in my living room. Just cut the room rate in half and you’ve got yourself a deal!!!!”
Normally, to celebrate the recent return of footbaw, I would have been doing cheerleaders the past two weeks.
But because of complications here at home and elsewhere, I’ve been away for a coupla weeks.
Shoulda been College Cheergirls two weeks ago, NFL Lovelies last week. My apologies. But we’re gonna make up for it this week.
ATTACK OF TEH CHEERLEADERS PPL!!!!!!!!
Stand up and Cheer!!!!
Equal Time Fo’ Da Ladies? You Betcha!!!!
(though honestly the pickings are slim for it this week)
((there are pretty much no good male cheerleader photos to be had so I’ll give you what I can))
Damn. Almost makes me wish I was gay.
Getting Blown (Away)
OK folks, that’s it for this week.
Keep teh Hippo in your thoughts.
Imma go outside now and check on some stuff….