Your “I Come Alive In The Fall Time” Saturday Evening Open Thread

My mood has been quite foul all week. I think it’s my work schedule. Being back on afternoon & evenings means I don’t really appreciate the weekend anymore. By the time I get home I just want the day to end; finishing earlier in the day made for more activity time later, and that made the days flow better.

Also, getting home halfway through sporting events really pisses me off. THAT’S MY SPORTS DRINKING TIME!


Tonight’s sports:

  • NCAA:
    • Florida at Mississippi State – 6:00PM | ESPN
    • Virginia Tech at Duke – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Iowa State at TCU – 7:00PM | ESPNU
    • Ohio State at Penn State – 7:30PM | ABC
    • Stanford at Notre Dame – 7:30PM | NBC
    • BYU at Washington – 8:30PM | FOX
    • Mississippi at LSU – 9:00PM | ESPN
    • Southern California at Arizona – 10:30PM | ESPN2 / TSN2
    • Oregon at California – 10:30PM | FS1
    • Toledo at Fresno State – 10:30PM | ESPNU
  • CFL:
    • Blue Bombers vs. Eskimos – 7:00PM | TSN
  • MLB:
    • Tigers at Brewers – 7:00PM | FS1
  • MLS:
    • Toronto FC vs. New England – 7:30PM | TSN4
    • LA Galaxy vs. Whitecaps FC – 10:00PM | TSN
  • 2018 Ryder Cup Golf:
    • Day 3 in France – 6:00AM | NBC
  • NHL Preseason:
    • Sportsnet – 7:00PM; 10:00PM

Is it twice in a row we’ve been treated to the best game of the week on a Thursday? I DIDN’T ASK FOR THAT!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Unsurprised

This has to be the gold standard for technical non-nudity, right?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes I’m awake and about to already start drinking….

She plays her vinyl records singing songs on the eve of destruction
She’s a sucker for all the criminals breaking the laws
She will come in first for the end of western civilization
She’s an endless war she’s a hero for a lost cause
Like a hurricane In the heart of the devastation
She’s a natural disaster..

She’s the last of the American girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR8Ia6vyV5Q

Unsurprised

Woo!

I’m fighting off going to sleep.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I drifted off in my chair early last night. Now I’m ready to partay!!!!

Unsurprised

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Brick Meathook

Good for her, that’s what I say.

Unsurprised

I agree, sweat shirt.
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Brick Meathook

Sheridan Gate in Arlington Cemetery, pictured in early 20th century.

This gate was disassembled during cemetery expansion in 1971 and put in storage. It is reportedly not in good shape. The columns were from the the portico of the War Office building located next to the White House from 1817-1880. General Montgomery Meigs had them salvaged during demolition and made into ceremonial gates.

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Brick Meathook

General Montgomery Miegs
Quartermaster General of the U.S. Army during the civil war.

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Unsurprised

LOOGIT THE BLONDE!

Wakezilla

Condoms looking like they could get broken after having a 24-7 lead entering the 4th

Unsurprised

Leave to the Trojans to blow it at the last second.

All jokes aside, seriously. They have fucking sucked in the Fourth Quarter for the last twenty years.

Unsurprised

24-20. Lucky fucks.

yeah right
scotchnaut

Great bass work on that tune.

herodotus450

Not even posting in your own open thread?

Brocky

So with notre dame winning and losing, what are the odds that the Irish will jump up to #4?

Its gonna be bama, Clemson, Georgia, then bam!
Let’s just forget LSU beating two top ten teams.

Forget Penn state beating a top five team.

Fucking assholes

Unsurprised

The B1G and all the Catholic schools – ESPECIALLY ND – should be wiped clean off the earth with burning sulfur rained down by a vengeful God.

Unsurprised

The Rundown is such a fantastic movie.

yeah right
Unsurprised

Yo

Instagram hos, dudes. Instagram hos.
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Senor Weaselo

All right anyone still awake, Hilton (vs. 500s) or Shepard (vs. NO)?

Unsurprised

.500s to lose.

Brocky

I sayHilton, just cuz more potential upside

scotchnaut

Shep gonna feast on a really bad set of cb2’s.

yeah right
Fronkenshteen

I take medication for high blood pressure and become ENRAGED watching Red Zone while staring at my fantasy matchup. So lately, I’ve taken to ignoring the fantasy app till the 4:00 games end. You end up knowing what’s up, but not quite by how much. Much mellower experience. Ooh shit. I think that bear is outside! Be right back…

ETA: no bahr, just stoned

Unsurprised

I’d just watch the TD compilation montage.

Wakezilla

TSN is showing Condoms v Wildcats. Is this Herm Edwards’ team, or is he a Sun Devil?

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Unsurprised

Herm is a Sun Devil.

That is a dangerous-looking condom, but far from defective.

Brocky

……I should visit California again

yeah right
Wakezilla

Pete Davidson is a little bit nutty

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Fronkenshteen

I read that, too. Odd fellow.

Viva La Tabula Raza

The brick wall I used to envision for the same purpose seems somewhat mundane in contrast.

Unsurprised

That’s the worst SNL skit idea I’ve read since the time Steven Segal wanted to play a rape counselor who was a sexual predator.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s weirder than any Japanese fetish.

Fronkenshteen

Who does hippo have in this window?

Fronkenshteen

Great googly moogly. Oregon can run the ball.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Either that or Cal can’t defend the run. If I recall the Ducks ran the ball against the Trees last week to seal the win and it didn’t work out so well.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Seems like a healthy exhibition of masculine heterosexuality to me!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“DICK PINCHIN'”

Wakezilla

As much as I’d love to see Joey Ryan in the WWE, he’d lose everything that’s great about him

rockingdog

well shit. Cal is on the ropes….

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I kinda figured they were into bondage.

Unsurprised

Berkeley, man. Berkeley.

Senor Weaselo

Well SNL just did a thing on Fortnite so expect the kids to stop playing it… now.

Fronkenshteen

[Jumps up and starts “flossing”]

[simultaneously slips three discs]