Fun with Polls – Best Bond Villain

Welcome Back To James Bond Fun With Polls Week!

Today, we are going to choose the best Bond villains. Now, as with the Bond Girls poll from yesterday, we have distinguish what makes a Bond villain.

The Bond villain should be the mastermind and head antagonist of the film. The henchmen, as such, do not qualify. Yes, that means that awesome henchmen like Oddjob

Oddjob

and Jaws

Jaws

and Baron Samedi

or even the gay duo from Diamonds Are Forever

Wint and Kidd

do not count. I’m sorry, but those are the rules. I also realize that Blofeld appears in more than one film as the antagonist. We will evaluate the performance in each film separately. For example, Blofeld in Spectre or On Her Majesty’s Secret Service is a different Blofeld than in Thunderball or From Russia With Love.

In the cases where Blofeld’s deputies are the main antagonist, that Deputy shall be deemed the villain for that film. Make sense?

Before we get started, I want to report yesterday’s results. You were able to vote for up to five Bond Girls. The top vote-getter was: Eva Green for her role as Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale. The top five were as follows:

  • Casino Royale – Vesper Lynd – Eva Green – 15 votes
  • Goldeneye – Xenia Onatopp – Famke Janssen – 12 votes
  • Goldfinger – Pussy Galore – Honor Blackman – 10 votes
  • From Russia With Love – Tatiana Romanova – Daniela Bianchi – 9 votes
  • On Her Majesty’s Secret Service – Tracy Di Vicenzo – Diana Rigg – 9 votes

There will be no Goldfinger sweep of the week.

As before, you will get a chance to vote for five films. The top vote-getter wins.

Without further ado, here are your candidates, in chronological order:

Dr. No – Dr. No
From Russia With Love – Donovan “Red” Grant

Yes, Blofeld is the mastermind behind the plot and there are two deputies (the Chessmaster and Rosa Klebb) involved, but Red Grant is the one that James Bond fights throughout the film. He is the villain here.

Goldfinger – Auric Goldfinger

As noted, Oddjob was great, but James Bond took on Goldfinger directly. Goldfinger is the villain.

Thunderball – Emilio Largo

Here is another situation where it’s a Spectre plot and thus Blofeld is behind it all, but James Bond spends the entire movie fighting Largo and his henchmen.

You Only Live Twice – Ernst Stavro Blofeld – Donald Pleasence

This is the first movie in which James Bond battles Blofeld directly. Blofeld has a larger role in this film and should be considered the villain. Also, Donald Pleasence gave a great performance.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service – Blofeld – Telly Savalas

Two in a row for the Blofeld character, but this time Telly Savalas made the role his own. Who loves you, baby?

Diamonds Are Forever – Blofeld – Charles Gray

Make that three in a row for Blofeld, but again with a different actor. I have to say that I probably would rank Charles Gray’s performance as the best Blofeld. Plus, the whole thing about double Blofelds gave the character a chance to feature in another film.

Live And Let Die – Dr. Karanga
The Man With The Golden Gun – Francisco Scaramanga
The Spy Who Loved Me – Karl Stromberg
Moonraker – Hugo Drax
For Your Eyes Only – Aris Kristatos
Octopussy – Kamal Khan
Never Say Never Again – Maximillian Largo

It’s funny how Never Say Never Again is an exact remake of Thunderball, but, for legal reasons, they had to make small changes…

A View To A Kill – Max Zorin
The Living Daylights – Brad Whittaker
Licence To Kill – Franz Sanchez
Goldeneye – Alec Trevelyan

Yes, this film had multiple baddies, but Alec was a former 00 and was James’ friend. That alone earns top billing as the villain.

Tomorrow Never Dies – Elliot Carver
The World Is Not Enough – Renard
Die Another Day – Zao
Casino Royale – Le Chiffre
Quantum of Solace – Dominic Greene
Skyfall – Raoul Silva
Spectre – Blofeld – Christoph Waltz

Technically, Waltz’ Blofeld was behind all of the Daniel Craig Bond films’ plots, but we didn’t find this out until Spectre. Hence, that’s the only one where he is actually the villain.

The poll is below and will be open until midnight Pacific time.

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litre_cola

Scaramanga’s voodoo henchman was superb, as was Whispers FWIW.

WCS

Aris Kristatos was the original double-crossing Bond villain, and deserves recognition. That said, the real answer here is Max Zorin, because Christopher Walken.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

If tomorrows poll isn’t best Bond car (Lotus Esprit), then I don’t know Balls nearly as well as I thought.

Porky Prime

How bout “most batshit insane villain plot”?

Game Time Decision

Today’s should have been best gadget or weapon to go with MMWW

Porky Prime

006 v Red Grant v Le Chiffre…damn that’s a tough call.

Porky Prime

Some love for Mr. White, though. He won’t win a henchman-off, but he hung in there for a while.

Game Time Decision

and he tips well , unlike Mr Pink

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Michelle Yeoh didn’t even make the top 5? Damn you people!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Meanwhile, the Russians outperformed? Hmm…

ArmedandHammered

Are there enough Bond henchman for a poll? Wint and Kidd have always been my favorite Bond henchmen, the interplay between the two of them was fantastic.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Auric is a dumb name and someone felt too smart for remembering the periodic table.

Game Time Decision

This list of Bond villains proves that white folk are evil.