Request Line: Poolside

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

The PRODUCER is pacing in the studio, running through a list of tasks.

PRODUCER: …and once you get the station directory updated, you need to start working through that backlog of DFO Radio podcasts.

DJ 3000: [CONTROLLER NOT FOUND]

PRODUCER: Knock it off, I know there’s nothing wrong with your boot file.  Also, Doktor Zymm sent over the latest batch of data from our myspace marketing campaign and you’re going to need to crunch the numbers on those and look for correlations that we can pitch to the ad buyers that will be in here on Monday.  Oh, and then…

DJ 3000: SIGH…

CUT TO: EXT. POOLSIDE – DAY

DJ 3000: Hace mucho sol hoy.

ARANTXA SANCHEZ VICARIO:¿Tienes calor?

DJ 3000: Si, un poco.

ARANTXA SANCHEZ VICARIO: ¿Te gustaría otra piña colada?

DJ 3000: Si, si, muchos gracias.

ARANTXA SANCHEZ VICARIO: De nada, mi amor.

CUT TO: BACK TO REALITY

PRODUCER: …and then we’re going you to interface with the Battlebots API to get things ready for our interview with the tournament finalists…

DJ 3000: SIGH. NECESITO OTRAS VACACIONES

Today’s topic is “poolside”.  This encompasses all things related to a day at the pool – swimming, diving boards, floatation devices, you name it.  No limit today, so go wild!  I’ll get us started with a cheery tune from the Mark Knopfler and company.

 

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Law-abiding Raiders fan, pet owner, Los Angeles resident.
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JerBear50

JerBear50

Double shot

JerBear50

JerBear50

Fucking hell. This albums been out almost 25 years already???

JerBear50

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Swallow the nightmare fuel

theeWeeBabySeamus

ALXMAC

ALXMAC

ALXMAC

yeah right

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