It shouldn’t be this way. We should be happy. The Browns look like a very watchable, exciting team this year. The Cardinals are conducting an experiment with a dynamic rookie that may take the league’s obsession with the passing game to new heights. Equally interesting is what the Ravens have planned for LAMAR! The Chiefs caught lightning in a bottle and the team is an offensive juggernaut and must-watch TV. I was honestly looking forward to this year…
And then the fucking Pats signed fucking Antonio fucking Brown. With Edelman, Thomas and Gordon, they’ve now got the most talented wideout crew in the league. So now we’re going to see a shit-ton of goddamn wr screens. (I don’t know why this isn’t illegal) So many it’s going to make our eyes bleed. And this is going to further slow fucking Tom Brady’s decline as a qb. Fuck. Another year of running the table in the AFC East against those hapless franchises. And of course the Pats get yet another fucking cakewalk to their conference’s title game. And no matter who they face they’ll inevitably get some help via one or two dicey calls from their teammates on the reffing crew.
And as legit fans of the sport (and our numbers are dwindling-wonder why) we’ve no choice but to watch it all unfold as though it were foretold. And the league loves this! They eat this shit sandwich up and ask for seconds, and thirds. Whatever. TO THE GAME!
Steelers/Patriots:
Go fuck yourself, NFL and the Pats. The fucking End.
The same model from the previous page. Let’s see how this site does with thumbnails.
That well, eh.
Gallery https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/1hqrkcpoa/
9/10 would take a beach trip with her.
I really need to check email more often and clear the bullshit out.
Spoiler alert: it’s all bullshit
Hey I’ve been selected for a PayPal Mastercard.
Why???????
I haven’t used PayPal in like five years.
Every week they honor me with the opportunity to apply for a credit card. Such nice gents.
OK, that’s making me laugh too much.
That was either perfectly aimed or horrifically aimed, depending on their intent.
https://66.media.tumblr.com/10555593b054ad013b0e8f82a05b62e1/tumblr_nxbi5tDeib1u56zimo1_1280.pnj
Can’t find name, but damn if that doesn’t look like ilsa fischer
She seems nice. I’d Fish her.
It is Isla Fisher.
HNGH!!!!
Hey, I’ve been selected to get zero interest on all my credit cards.
All I had to do was give them my credit card number.
HOW FUCKING STUPID DO YOU THINK i AM AND WHY ARE YOU CALLING AT 11:30PM?
Oh right, because you’re in Pakistan.
Just hand over the carrot, and no one gets hurt.
Excuse me, do you have a few moments to talk about our Lord and Savior, Equus?
Sir, this is a limited time offer.
Please provide your cc number as soon as possible.
Maybe if a woman called instead of Amir.
Post game show.
Fleshlights have really improved.
Nope, everything is fine.
She does NOT look cold.
LMFAO
Cronenberg’s Crash rules.
She looks cold.
Niece Waidhofer
Take Your Daughter To Work Day?
Sure, sure…..
[Has four hour lesbian domination movie script in head]
She does appear to be wearing Wonder Girl’s costume. I actually know nothing about the series other than it incorporating the invisible jet, but I’m gonna go ahead and assume that’s Wonder Girl. I believe it’s her niece in the comics.
Oh. It was WW’s sister on the TV show. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drusilla_(DC_Comics)
Wonder Girl’s current origin story is the same as Smurfette’s. The saddest part is my remembering Smurfette’s origin story from 30+ years ago but not remembering fuck all about anything important.
TRUTH ROPE!!
Apparently the guy that wrote the original Wonder Woman comics had a serious bondage fetish, which explains why WW got tied up pretty much every issue.
[puts collection back in safe]
No shit?!?
And he and his wife had a female third.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professor_Marston_and_the_Wonder_Women
He was also “father of the polygraph” according to … himself. He didn’t invent it, but he was definitely its biggest early advocate and he sold the shit out of it as being accurate. You know the polygraph, the machine that involves wrapping the subject’s chest and arm with straps to measure physical symptoms that suggest whether they are lying. The one that is a total piece of shit and isn’t accepted in any court in America. That one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygraph
He invented the polygraph like Bob Kane invented Batman (Batman is almost entirely Bill Finger’s creation, not Kane’s. Kane just marketed the fuck out of himself as the creator.). This led to the best comic book joke of all time: You can tell Bob Kane didn’t write the text on his gravestone (which says he created Batman) because it has his name on it.
Am out .Later Folks
Monday Night!
It can be both.
Time and again, also by Finney was a really enjoyable read.
Progress report:
Those are two rocking dogs.
Three boops each.