As The Hippo-ster mentioned earlier, that was a mighty fine Sunday of the footballing…
Fallout-
-The phenomenal play of the Panthers Kyle Allen has provided some haters of people that have unique fashion sense a bit of cover. They’ve got at least another week to explain why a guy that wears a different hat each week to a press conference should be jettisoned.
-Daniel Jones totaled 37.2 fantasy points yesterday-that’s the second-highest total ever for a dude making his first career start. He’s only behind Eric Hipple’s 42.7. Pump those brakes, scotchy, pump those brakes Still, he was pressured on 48% of all his throws and completed 80% of them.
-Yeah, Saquon is gone for 4-8 weeks with a high ankle sprain. I’m sure he’ll be back sooner rather than later because he’s almost not human. For now Giants fans are jumping on the Wayne Gallman Express.
-The most dynamic qb out there isn’t Kyler or Lamar!, it’s none other than Josh Allen. He’s a gotdamn whirlwind out there and his dizzying array of talent and wonky decision-making is a joy to watch. I didn’t have a clue that Bills Stadium could be that loud. The Pats D should bring him back down to earth next week but it sure looks like there’s some ‘there’ there.
-The Eagles blew a winnable game vs. the Lions while being understaffed at wr. Now they have to travel to Green Bay for the Thursday Nighter-1-3 is a distinct possibility.
-Jalen Ramsey called in sick today. Asked for comment coach Rivera said, “he’s already been disciplined for pulling Suzie’s pigtails at recess last Friday. I don’t know what to do!”
TO THE GAME!
Bears/Potato Skins:
Is it just me that thinks these stodgy old franchises should be in the same division? Anywhozizt… the Bears 0 has scored all of 26 points so far this year and the reason why wears #10. According to PFF his poor play is right down there with likes of Harvard Fitzpatrick and Case Keenum. Chicago should take this because of their excellent D and the fact that Washington’s D-line can’t exert any pressure at all. Any time an opposing qb drops back to pass the average completion is slightly more than 8 yards. Oof.
Open the floodgates!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry5Mb7TzPlo
SCENES FROM A ST. JOHN’S BAR:
“You mean St John can be a GOOD time???”
I didn’t watch most of that but am happy with the outcome.
Justice ending for the redacteds. Suck it Snyder
Even though you failed, you tried. But don’t forget, you failed.
Ha! Trump had Mulvaney cut military aid to Ukraine a week before that phone call.
It’s like Mel Brooks as THE GUV in Blazing Saddles, except he’s the president instead of the governor.
And he’s in no way amusing.
Like any mob boss would
I wonder how many folk have had carnal relations with Fatty Gruden, and had that serve as their rock bottom.
Dc is a meltong pot of mediocrity filled with thirsty 6’s &7’s thinking tbey are 10’s and 11’s
kicking here is stupid, no way back into the game unless you can do something like block a kick
But assures a cover. Grateful for that.
SEE??
GrudenFace
If I just hold this pose, maybe my double chin won’t show.
/it showed
BAN EST!. How do you neanderthals put up with games ending after 11pm?
Can’t wait to get back to the correct coast.
They pump themselves full of Dunkin coffee and are surly bastards at work tuesdays.
Fact
ZzzQuil, melatonin, advil pm to sleep at night, coffee or coke or “coke” to stay awake during the day
A lot of alcohol.
coffee and naps
People on the east coast are not happy people… no one wants to be here were all over worked, under paid cant sleep and want things done yesterday
For the first time, I can see why you assholes don’t want good close games in “primetime”. That would be terrible.
I do the population thins out the next day
The last Erhard Seminars Training session occurred in 1984.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erhard_Seminars_Training
Weird, that’s how I live my life.
Bears offense has left at least 10 points on the table in the 2nd half
“Created by Apple, not a bank.” **
** card issued by Goldman-Sachs
Goldman Sachs is a holding company for trillions of government dollars that does some banking.
WOMP WOMP
That’s all folks.
Hahaha
There’s no way that Case Keenum can engineer a comeback of such grand proportions. Of course, I never thought Trump would win the presidential election either.
Edit: SUDDEN CHANGE END OF COMEBACK POSSIBILITIES
apparently the Rooskies don’t favour Mr. Keenum
He certainly got his hair mussed tonight.
The Prevent Me From Winning defense
Mr. Irrelevant FTW
4th quarter time for the Bearistocrats to truly shine!
Pretty sure “Trubisky” means “overthrow” in Slovenian
Absolutely!
—Melania Trubisky Trump
Sure some people like to throw where the recievers is or will be but it takes gteat skill to throw to where the reciever will never be.
Here’s the different bar in St. John’s Newfoundland that has MNF and a Blue Jays game and I ordered a crispy Stella. It’s 12:18 AM here right now.
Stella Artois, Belgian for Coors Extra Gold!
It’s all I could think of ordering. I’ll take nominations for the next round.
Kronenbourg 1664 Blanc
Opium
These half hour time zones are a mind fuck.
Guy on the right looks like my libertarian hipster gun nut IT guy cousin. But he’s in New Hampshire, so it can’t be him.
He says that he’s none of the above. He manages a bar.
Manages a bar, is drinking in a bar. He must be the happiest man on the planet, obviously made the right life decisions.
What bar? I lived in St. John’s for 6 years. Best people on Earth.
Kelly’s Pub on George Street
Theres still time to blow this. Dont crown their asses just yet
BLEERGH willing they will
They’ve looked shitty the entire half.
I truly hope that whoever came up with the large whiskey ice cube trays is being considered for a Nobel Prize, or at least induction into the Booze Hall of Fame. Fooking brilliant.
I have that, plus another one that does round ones. I like the round ones better because they melt more evenly.
When I am drinking the whiskey, the ice never actually has enough time to melt before the whiskey disappears, so I went with the low-effort cubes rather than the trickier spheres.
It’s a little distressing to me how much I adore having the house to myself. This wears off after a single evening, of course, but at the time being it’s heaven.
Hasn’t worn off after 20 years for me…
Here’s the bar in St. John’s Newfoundland that doesn’t have MNF but does have Bluff City Law:
More importantly, what are you having?
This. I’ll attempt to re-create if possible.
Atlantic time is underrated
That’s fucking tremendous.
It’s too dark to make out there in the photo, but I guess the shelves are stocked with Canadian whiskey?
That’s Our Bollo!
Careful, Brocky might screenshot this.
Shhhhh
Imma head out
Pinero cut?
Traded to the Redacteds mid-game, Dykstra-style
How’s the slot?
dunno, somebody ask Tebow to check
Fuck that guy
oh, after he checks to see if he’s clean according to Jewish law, I’m sure he’d be glad to
The Bears should just quit using FG kickers
That’s Super Bowl LII-winning QB Trey Burton
The Kase Keenum Kumback Kronicle is soooooo heartwarming.
This joke is old but Haha Clinton Dix sounds like something Monica Lewinsky would have said.
Or Ken Starr. Or Newt Gingrich.
Or Blackout Brett Kavanaugh.
LET THE DWAYNE HASKINS ERA COMMENCE!!!
I say this all the time, HaHa Clinton Dix is never not funny