Your “The Larks, Still Bravely Singing, Fly” Saturday Evening Open Thread

It’s a holiday weekend in both countries this weekend. It’s Veteran’s Day in the US,

and Remembrance Day in Canada.

The History major in me says to get out to a ceremony on Monday.

I wasn’t able to serve. Pleurisy got me in my 20s & meant I wouldn’t pass the physical; I know because I checked. I’ve had relatives on both sides of the family serve in the Canadian, US & British armed forces, so I understand the sacrifice even if I never actually made it myself.

One of my favourite stories, which I may have recounted here before, involves my Aunt Judy. My dad’s family was from Kirkland Lake, Ontario.

which just so happened to be the home of a radar station that was part of the Pinetree Line of defence against Soviet bombers.

  

I asked her one day why she married an American soldier like Uncle Ralph. “Robert,” she said while taking a long drag on a Marlboro Slim, “Kirkland Lake was a very small town. I knew all the boys, and your Uncle looked good in his uniform. I knew where your Uncle could take me. I made the choice to get out.” She saw the world, and then they settled in Texas – New Braunfels to be exact. Nice place. In fact, all three of my dad’s sisters married servicemen from that joint airbase, and none of them ever went back to Kirkland Lake.

To one and all – thank you for your service.

And now, a word from [DFO]’s newest sponsor – Dunkin Donuts.


Sunday Broadcast maps – courtesy 506sports.com

CBS SINGLE

 Anchorage
 Fairbanks
 Honolulu

█ Kansas City @ Tennessee – Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

█ Detroit @ Chicago – Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts

█ Baltimore @ Cincinnati – Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon

█ Buffalo @ Cleveland – Andrew Catalon, James Lofton

█ Miami @ Indianapolis (LATE) – Greg Gumbel, Trent Green

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FOX EARLY

 Anchorage
 Fairbanks
 Honolulu

█ Atlanta @ New Orleans – Kevin Burkhardt, Charles Davis

█ NY Giants @ NY Jets – Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber

█ Arizona @ Tampa Bay – Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman

█ NO GAME due to blackout enforced by local home team on CBS

————————————————————–

FOX LATE

 Anchorage
 Fairbanks
 Honolulu

█ Carolina @ Green Bay – Joe Buck, Troy Aikman

█ LA Rams @ Pittsburgh – Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston

With the exception of the Carolina-Green Bay game, these all look like dogs. So unless you’ve got pill money riding on these like Hippo does, maybe spend part of the day with your family?

And now, a word from tonight’s other sponsor – Totino’s Pizza Rolls.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Flyers at Leafs – 7:00PM | CBC
    • Kings at Habs – 7:00PM | City TV
    • Hurricanes at Senators – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
    • Blues at Flames – 10:00PM | CBC
  • NCAA: (national broadcasts of note)
    • Football:
      • Missouri at Georgia – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN3
      • Appalachian State at South Carolina – 7:00PM | ESPN2
      • Clemson at North Carolina State – 7:30PM | ABC
      • Iowa State at Oklahoma – 8:00PM | FOX
      • Wyoming at Boise State – 10:15PM | ESPN
      • Nevada at San Diego State – 10:30PM | ESPN2
    • Basketball:
      • Texas at Purdue – 7:00PM | FS1
      • Rhode Island at Maryland – 9:00PM | FS1
  • NBA:
    • Mavericks at Grizzlies – 8:00PM | TSN4

That’s it for me this week. I’ll see you Tuesday night.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Gordon Hayward broke another bone? But he always drinks plenty of Malk!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I am sure this has been addressed earlier in the day, but it’s absolutely delicious to me that Trump showed up and Alabama’s home win streak got broken. The Diaper Don curse is real.

Senor Weaselo

He won as the proverbial road team, ppl forget that

Gratliff

97 year old Ricky Morton out here doing suicide dives and shit. Love to see it.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Gratliff

No way he’s done more coke than either member of Rock n Roll Express

King Hippo

The first time NWA phased them out was when I stopped watching rasslin’

Gratliff

Not only do they still wrestle, they still wrestle well. It’s very strange, but Ricky Morton owes an obscene amount of money in child support, so the motivation is definitely there.

Gratliff
Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo

Sometimes it’s just not your day.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Circle ’round the block. WE DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE BLEEDING OUT!!!!!!

Mr. Ayo

You should put a sign for your office pointing the other direction.

Doctor Nick this way! Bring your kitty too.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oy vey, Wolfpack.
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Time to watch UGa.

JustStopDude

I think I now have to admit I preferred Johnny Football losing and partying than Baker Mayfield’s losing and his fucking annoying commercials every 10 minutes.

Gratliff

Couturier-Lindblom-Travis Konecny is now identified by Twitter as the CLiT line and not sure why it hasn’t been used on TV yet

Sharkbait

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Do I care about Tornado Alley at Boomer Sooner?

Mr. Ayo

I hope not.

Sharkbait

Maybe if an actual tornado goes through

Gratliff

Flyers look downright competent. Gotta be a trick.

King Hippo

Gonna watch Wazzu at the Golden Shower Bears. Score is currently 5-6. Hippo likes

theeWeeBabySeamus

I bet Maria Taylor could beat up Dabo Swinney in under 3 minutes.

Mr. Ayo

3 minutes is way more time than I need.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I said “beat up” not “beat it”.

King Hippo

just tear his jugular out with your teeth, he’ll bleed out in like 50 seconds

theeWeeBabySeamus

Not if Jeebus has anything to say about it.

King Hippo

Jeebus gave me the idea ,, smh

theeWeeBabySeamus

LOL…he’s tired of getting the constant texts?

Mr. Ayo

And…. done. Thank you for your patience.

King Hippo

Let’s just take that dopey mulleted fuck’s knees out.

rockingdog
King Hippo

WE FORCED A 2nd DOWN!!!

King Hippo

NC State was originally +32.5, and 45-to-1 to win. Those are 34.5 and 55-to-1 now. This is AT HOME, mind.

Mr. Ayo

I put 4 units on the +34.5 and 1 unit on the NC ML.

King Hippo

Vegas thanks you FOAR your donation.

King Hippo

/also when I was being sensible instead of manic, I would $50 ATS/$20 ML my upsets

//fuck you, YOU have a problem

Mr. Ayo

Still 1 of 2! This is totally going to work.

King Hippo

I’m on like a 12-match Lesser Footy GAMBLOR losing streak, but who’s counting eh?

Gratliff

Regina Pats game is canceled! Some1 drilling a hole for the peg that the net sits on drilled 2 far and he drilled into a pipe that is leaking absolutely everywhere. What a waste. We have the full camera and TV crew here, a bunch of fans are here, I’ve never seen anything like it!

— JARED DUMBA (@JDUMBA22) November 9, 2019

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Horatio Cornblower

It’s funny because Regina rhymes with vagina.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[gives a high five to my friend Mulva]

King Hippo

#PoopOnTehIceEh?

herodotus450

“Rusty crease” is a classic sex move.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Looks like the goaltender just didn’t make to the intermission fo’ da pee pee.

scotchnaut

I’ll bet all the cool nets are making fun of the nerd net for peeing its pants.

King Hippo

Nah, I’d venture that pipe was to Brown Town.

litre_cola

That is Saskatchewan right there in the picture

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ooooh, Maria Taylor is in Raleigh.
Later Taters.

litre_cola

Stripper, songstress or weed dealer?

theeWeeBabySeamus

6’2″ ebony goddess sideline reporter.
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Mr. Ayo

That’ll be fun. Enjoy!

King Hippo

Remember – she very tall. Pack your longest burlap sack.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hell, I’d take a step ladder.

King Hippo

On-field team/band chant after ILL/MSU final play?

Take the hobo bowling. Take him BOWLING!

Senor Weaselo

Paging Scotchy!

Unsurprised

Now we’re good. And fuck the P*ts

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Horatio Cornblower

Spilly tweeted this earlier today, but it’s a great idea: A GPS with Ed Orgeron’s voice.

rockingdog

LOL

scotchnaut

Ed Orgeron is gonna meet The Iron Sheik in the squared circle next SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!

rockingdog

that was the first time ive heard him speak. dude…. sooo deep

King Hippo

Illinois was down 28-3 at Sparty. Largest comeback in school history.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh, is LSU in victory formation on your field ‘Bama fans? That’s what you get cheering for Trump. Get fucked.

herodotus450

cbs fuckwads ALRAEDY trying to justify alabama making the playoffs.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m sure they’re contractually mandated to do so by the NCAA, just like NBC will be trying to somehow shoehorn Notre Dame in.

King Hippo

Nope, LSU is in if they lose a game, though. If UGA wins out…maybe them

JustStopDude

Come on man….that was the most exciting National Championship in years …and you don’t want to have a sequel?

So to do what? Watch LSU curb stomp some random cupcake team?

Horatio Cornblower

If it’s THE Ohio State getting curb-stomped? Oh I am all in.

King Hippo

LSU, tOSU, Son de Clem are locks. Not sure it much matters whether team #4 is UGA, Oklahoma, or Utah/Oregon winner.

litre_cola

I would like the Utes tbh. Stick it to BYU.

King Hippo

Secular Big Love coach is an Original Recipe Team Big Love graduate, no less. LSU/Utah would be a fun 1 v. 4. Fuck if I’d even watch the Clem/tOSU smug-off

herodotus450

If they met again in the playoffs I wouldn’t watch, don’t care, already seen it. At least if they beat someone else it would go further to confirm who’s the best team in the land. 135 teams in college football and you want two teams to play each other twice in the same season?

herodotus450

In the perfect timeline, Saban quits and goes back to Miami, does not draft Tua, and Alabama gets hit with sanctions that SMU could only dream of.

King Hippo

JV BLEERGH saving Hobo Lovie Smith’s Illini

Horatio Cornblower

The Illini had trouble with UConn; they’re gonna need a lot more than some flags.

King Hippo

36-34 now, 5 ticks to play. He’s going bowling!

Senor Weaselo

Did he challenge that?

King Hippo

Some kind of OL performance by LSU, too

Unsurprised

.

Typo. Back to the video mines.

theeWeeBabySeamus

We’re gonna make this interesting fuck you.
– LSU

herodotus450

cbs douchewipes not even hiding their disdain for non-Alabamy schools anymore: “why would a qb go to wisconsin, or LSU?”

blaxabbath

I’m glad LSU beat Bama. Anyone who cheers for that traitor deserves to be cursed.

And the white trash in Alabama surely believe in curses….because they’re devout evangelical “Christians”.

scotchnaut

Bama crowd as quiet as that time they found out a family member was accepted to an Ivy League school.

King Hippo

ah never even knowed Junior wuz a queer…

scotchnaut

they only good marks are stretch marks. #MAGA!

Unsurprised
tomsellecksmoustache

I wish that I could like this more than once. Keep up the good work, sir.

Gatoraids

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Viva La Tabula Raza

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Edit: Or maybe not.

rockingdog

alabama keeping this close…

tundrajim

Obvious head shot on the pylon cam and the refs do nothing. Ridiculous.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Fucktide.

King Hippo

Tua be scared of the moment.

litre_cola

He wont have moments like that in Cincy

King Hippo

NO FAYEH!! Okiehoma gets special local coverage for BOTH Mayfield and Murray, but Raleigh gets no Ryan Finley Bungles coverage??

Gratliff

And maybe if we can get everyone’s favorite Mexican ninja skeleton on TV doing the OK gesture on network TV, people will stop associating it with the alt-right again.
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rockingdog

for a couple of years I had a annual veterans day tradition of smoking some weed then watching Band of Brothers all day. and making some dinner.
it was nice.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Maybe Scotchy will vivisect a homeless veteran for Remembrance/Veteran’s Day.

Viva La Tabula Raza

As someone who has lived 20 minutes from New Braunfels for the last 25+ years, I can say that your Auntie chose a really nice place to settle.

Wakezilla

Today’s lesser footy tidbit: Last June, Monaco’s Adama Traore scored for Mali. He was then replaced by Metz’s Adama Traore who also scored.

Now Wolves’ Adama Traore has declared for Mali, meaning Adama Traore, Adama Traore and Adama Traore all represent the same international team.

This. Needs. To. Happen.

“The balls now with Adama Traoré, who goes down the line to Adama Traoré. Traoré crosses into Adama Traoré, who lays it back to Adama Traoré….WHO SHOOTS AND SCORES”

Senor Weaselo

We’re getting dangerously close to the “inevitable return to the darkest timeline” territory here.

Mr. Ayo

I’m prepping with a shit ton of vodka and thc.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Gratliff

If I’m AEW, I’m doing everything in my power to get Kittle in a ring, and Penta on NFL TV.

Spoiler

Gratliff

Can never get the goddamn thing spoiler thing working right

Mr. Ayo

Spoiler
It’s not hard! Also, phrasing!

Gratliff

Oh I know how. It just doesn’t work. For instance, when I hit the edit on that first post, it opens a text box in every post on this thread with the exact same text in it, and if I hit save, it turns them all into the same comment until I refresh.

Mr. Ayo

That’s some next level matrix hacking there.

Viva La Tabula Raza

“Get away from that wheelbarrow, you don’t know nuthin’ ’bout machinery.”

theeWeeBabySeamus

I knew I should have dropped some dough on Bama’s live ML at halftime.
Dammit.

Unsurprised

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Brocky

……yay…

Gratliff

Thinking about ordering an honest to god PPV through my cable provider like it’s 1997 again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0WsXcPNZSo

Gratliff

Which was in response to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yZcEHRjmjs