If you watched the bowl game against Pitt last night, you may have noticed the end of the game (maybe not the wimpy east coast people who think sleep is a necessity), the QB for Eastern Michigan got a little handsy, not in the good way, with the judo chop of a couple of Pitt players. Credit to the Pitt players who didn’t bite and retaliate.
Let me just say this: The refs, once again, let the rules get in the way of the game being played. Ejecting Glass sealed the fate of the Eastern Michigan team and all their 3 fans, two of which are moms of a couple of players. And, so, the game ending really only had entertainment value when Glass threw those fists in a Rivers-esque tantrum. Luckily for me, the casual fan who works too much, I got home and turned on the TV on the final drive where all this went down. Those were a great 5 minutes of football.
Today’s games in the bowl schedule seem to be a little better, featuring Iowa vs USC in the Holiday Bowl. That’s going to be fun to watch, mainly due to USC. I’m sure they will crap the bed.
Also, there is Air Force vs Washington State. That’s the late game, so I might be home in time to see that one. I hope the last five minutes are as entertaining as the game yesterday.
Go ahead and talk about any and all things below. Maybe sports. You decide.
I think they forgot some zeros on this Tamu-Okie St. score, it says 14-14 in the third.
Some dope at my house went to the store and only bought a bunch of vegetables and stuff,
Come to think about it, his name was, damn, it was me.
/cue Dido
The RedBox Bowl should be played in a CVS parking lot.
We calls that the Karen Gillan Bowl around these here parts!
Dunkin Donuts or get the fahck out, ya queeah.
Pick two to start week 17:
C McCaffery vs who cares?
Dam. Williams vs LAC
Travis Homer vs SF
Ryquell Armstead vs IND (assuming, as I am, that Fourny begs out of this’un)
Kerryon J. vs GB
Pick two to start week 17:
AJ Brown @ HOU
B. Perriman vs ATL
M. Gallup vs WAS
Amari C. vs same
Deebo @ SF
Pick a FLEX from what’s left.
Please and thank you.
C Mac, Ryquell, AJB, Perriman, Gallup
I recognize about three of these names.
One of them is Amari Cooper. He did nothing against Philly in a game that Dallas really needed and has either tuned the Cowboys out, is hurt, or both. I’d stay away from him.
/Cooper catches 8 passes for 140 and 2 TDs
Ah. Well. Nevertheless.
Tell me more about this Who Cares. Is he an undrafted rook?
Okay, I know I’m in the minority, but I don’t agree with Colin Kaepernick thing fully. I could go into reasons why but at this point I’d rather not pummel the deceased equine. I don’t agree with what he did and how he did, but I do agree with why he did. I concede I may be influenced by my father stopping watching NFL on a weekly basis and depriving myself of the few Sunday afternoons he has left. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate Kaep (my complete hatred in this clusterfuck is, like many thing, Goodell), but I just don’t like what he did.
All that being said, the fact that Antonio Brown gets a tryout with a team before Kaepernick put me in a level of anger that I’m not fully comfortable being in.
Incognito went to a funeral parlor and demanded his deceased father’s corpse so he could remove the head. He threatened non-compliant employees with death by shotgun, which police indeed found in his truck.
He got two games.
If your dog acted once the way Incognito constantly goes through life you’d put it down without a second thought.
I’m ok with putting Richie down.
Hey, my anger leveled up. Two more levels and it can learn UTTER CONTEMPT. Though I’ll have to get rid of one of its four moves.
The whole point of protesting something is to piss people off, so your reaction is fine. What’s not fine is people misunderstanding why he was doing it, (HE’S DSREPECKFULL A’ THE TROOPS!!!!), and calling him a traitor and all that sort of thing.
I don’t have a problem with the NFL not giving him a job. They’re a business, and to a large extent a business that relies on keeping a bunch of mouth-breathing reactionaries happy and drunk. Putting Kaep on the roster, after 3 years of not playing, risks an economic backlash with no real reward pay-off. No business would or should do that.
AB gets a try-out because he’s still a Top 5 WR in the NFL that would help any team out. Kaep isn’t close to that.
Also the NFL is full of assholes, on the field, in the offices, and in the stands. Absolute garbage through and through and as I’ve said more than once if it wasn’t for you fine people and this site I’d probably be playing far more attention to World Chase Tag.
Also the (all sports, the ones with more money are typically worse) is full of assholes, on the field, in the offices, and in the stands.
There, I fixed it.
Today does not feel like a Friday.
mid-week Xmas makes it all seem funky
That and the alcohol.
And the incessant yammering of Jewish mothers
I trust you are not yet married, have given her no grandchildren, and are not a doctor? 😀
NAWT FAIR, of course a chief named Braden Mann would win the Ray Guy award, buddy.
Okie St. seems to have scored in the time it took to craft and post that comment. Pray for Tamu
I’m more of a rambling man, but if I wasn’t, I would have bet what I beleive they call the over in this okie state-Tamu game.
You leave me no choice to point out that the Wings have a -68 goal differential. I have a tune that I think you’ll like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKDVLSDgMM8
Ottawa is two spots ahead in the standings, but they are closer to second place in terms of points: 15 points ahead of the Wings but 10 points from second place in the division.
I see what you’re trying to do. Giving me hope. Just stop it right now!
The Lions have the record for worst NFL season, the Tigers have the worst AL MLB season, only fitting if the Wings get the trifecta.
After further consideration, it appears the Caps still have the record, winning 8 games in their first season (80 games). Their goal differential was -265.
The goalie Ron “All-Time” Low was apply named.
And yet it was his backup who led the team in GAA with a stifling 5.36.
Don’t get me started on very good goalies that played on shitty teams. I could go on forever. Ron Tugnutt, Don Beaupre, Gilles Meloche, Dunc Wilson, Roger Crozier, etc,.
Oh you call it Tugnutt too? That’s a weird coincidence.
[puts hands on hips] “Oh you! You’re such a [choose from Cesar Romero all the way to Joaquin Phoenix] joker!”
All Chuba Hubbard is doing is convincing me that we need a different wall.
Found a funny:
Nora told me that instead of saying “ok boomer” her friend Diego says “10-4 dinosaur” bless these children
Imus ded. Quack quack.
Hell gets another shock jock.
He and his anti-vaxxer nut-job wife elected to treat his prostate cancer holistically. A fine choice.
He was diagnosed in 2009, to be fair, so holistic medicine gave him ten more years instead of the likely cure actual medicine could have given him.
Two MOAR suck-ass teams in this’un
Crap. Come on Wake. I don’t really care if you win, but at least get a FG and cut it under 4.5 please.
Refs calling chop blocks is their death.
I am on about day five of putting up with my parents. For reasons i cannot fathom, they sold their old house and purchased one near Ocean City, Maryland…aka the white trash capital of the east coast (present honkies excluded of course).
My parents have five dogs. I am insanely allergic to dogs. At regular intervals, when I start sneezing, my mother tells me to stop being dramatic.
I was surprised they invited me up early…until i walked through the door and realized they need their fucking kitchen redone.
This is irksome because I didn’t bring any tools with me and my father has no fucking idea how to purchase the correct nails, let alone what a quality tool is and why one should pay a bit more for quality.
The current fiasco is that they purchased cabinets that don’t have full bottoms on them and my mother mandated that we use a glass tile for the backsplash. Its a fucking nightmare to use these tiles. I ended up having to get a fucking tile cutter, to which my father told me he wasn’t paying for it as I should be able to cut these tiles by hand. So tomorrow morning, I have to take down all their cabinets down and tile up even higher than I should have to. Keep in mind…I asked my parents about this three days ago. They wait until tonight to tell me they need it fixed…and I am supposed to leave in the morning.
Again…my father cannot replace a lightbulb without electrocuting himself or causing a fire so I cannot just leave the job half done because by the time I get back, chances are he will somehow end up cutting the water lines.
My parents made a big deal about giving me a check for a grand. I wish they wouldn’t do this as 1) they don’t need to give me money…and 2) I have spent far fucking more than a grand trying to fix this fucking kitchen.
I fucking can’t wait to get back to work…
They are obviously toxic individuals. Would you have them as friends? I’m guessing the answer is ‘no’. That’s my criteria for the people I choose to interact with. And yeah, I’m estranged from my mother because she’s a user/manipulator.
Its why I only allow myself to be subjected to this once a year…
Jesus, are you applying for Sainthood?
Football talkin guys saying that Trevor Lawrence is so great because of his pump fakes, and that osu defense is improved from last year because of Chase Young. Because last year they had a different DE named Chase Young apparently.
Does the Pinstripe Bowl play with a CFL-sized field? It looks a bit wider than normal.
It’s all they can fit in the stadium. It’s why the Lesser Lesser Footy Giants(?) actually have a smaller pitch than other teams.
/I assume MLS is Lesser Lesser Footy
very much so
Wake Forest really doesn’t get clock management.
Haters Thread. Post your fave time a team you despise went down but your team wasn’t involved. I fucking hate Kentucky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vZZtMcq6IM
Kenfucky hoops = Roll Damn Tide FITBAW. I can tolerate more than most, because the evil is so up-front and honest.
I was watching this with 6 other guys and it was such a foregone conclusion that we started watching “Children of the Corn”. At 12 minutes left we abandoned the corn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVzTX1Tr_jU
Its a tie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqv48MwEbaQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR1GilLWd1Q
Just like Auburn with the TD off the missed field, it just defies belief. Speaking of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GKmkD1pUG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KbGjeC5pIs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIoVgJTOx5Y
Don’t care my team was in this…everyone hates Virginia…
Okay then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmeOdebTW8U
Wolves have battled all the way back! Great match.
cunt announcers making it ALL about the Redshite, of course. Let it be a special day for Wolves, please.
Ah, Doctor Who episode “Midnight”. Pretty much an example of how all Republicans can do something stupid like trusting an idiot like Donald Trump. Other than being xenophobic, passive racists.
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/DoctorWhoS30E10Midnight
The Doctor: For all we know that’s a brand-new form of life over there, and if it’s come inside to discover us then what’s it found? This little bunch of humans, what do you amount to? Murder? ‘Cause this is where you decide, you decide who you are. Could you actually murder her? Any of you? Really? Or are you better than that?
[pause]
The Hostess: I’d do it.
Mr. Cane: So would I.
Mrs. Cane: And me.
Dee Dee: I think we should.
Just wanted to say that I appreciate you sharing your political thoughts of a fair-minded, non-fascist conservative during these…trying times. It adds to the discussion measurably, and it can’t always be easy to be the somewhat-dissenting voice on a mostly-liberal weblog.
I’ve just learned how to expreess my middle-right views with a spoonful of sugar while at the same time recognizing when I’ve stepped on a topical landmine and knowing how to defuse it without it blowing up in my imaginary face (well sort-of at least).
Ah, sodastream-the Xmas gift that keeps on giving.*
*not applicable 10 days after the holidays
Mich St. gets an unsprotsmanlike penalty, announced amid joyous cackling by the football talkin guy. And they say football has a culture problem?
Mich St. Big Guy touchdown; he was all over that ball like an underage gymnast
Nassar has had a lot of influence over the sports program. To be fair, it wasn’t all negative.
[takes long shower]
FATGUYINTERCEPTIONDOWN!!!!!!!
Wolverhampton gon’ riot
Made turkey soup today from the bones . Trying to channel my inner yeah-right
My youngest boy loves snowmobiling so we got him a new one for Xmas. He asked me to go sledding with him (first time I’ve done so in 25 years) and we went out for 2 1/2 hours. Yesterday morning I could barely walk because my heel had a massive bruise on it. Yeah, I went sledding in boat shoes-what of it?*
*this is the latest episode in “Scotchnaut Reaches New Heights of Stupidity”
I know it was nice in southern Ontario yesterday, but not boat shoes whilst sledding nice. Or have sleds changed since I last went 15 years ago that the feet are covered too?
No, the feet are not covered. At all.
/Snowmobiles have changed a bit though-his can do 170 kph at top speed. His next gift is a burial plot.
Damn not sure I want to that fast on snow
My stupidest thing was I went biking on a river trail. I biked until I was exhausted and it was dark.
It was at that exact moment when I remembered that what distance I bike from home I have to bike to home. Uphill. Twenty miles.
“Was it uphill both ways? Asking for a friend.”
-my grandfather
I’d just like to point out that college basketball with its mere 2 games skedded for today really dropped the… you know.
Hint?
Hammer?
Pants?
May or may not be relevant-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44
UNC is walking all over Temple like they were NCAA inspectors.
I am as NO SMIRE as is possible.
Does the next game have a chance at being any good?
It’ll be the best of the day.
But that’s not saying much.
I’m trying really hard to find a reason not to watch Air Force and WashSt late tonight.
I might have to get really drunk and pass out early.
No sense changing your routine.
I think Wake beats ’em
UNLEASH THE SCOTCH HOUNDS!
#CanadiaBourble
/also, WATCH OUT, ye hobos
I saw the movie Glass–it was terrible
wasn’t there a Glass movie about a fake journalist? At The New Republic, IIRC
The plot was transparent right from the get-go.
/can I get a HEYOOOO?
No you cannot
Being mean to the quarterback= Roughing the Brady.
Also applies to Marsha’s sex life if the rumours are true.
I asked Alexa last night what a “Cleveland steamer” was, and it showed me a picture of Mayfield. I told Alexa that it was mistaken. That was a steaming pile in Cleveland, which is completely different.
The new Jack In The Box Breakfast Jacks are pretty good.
Yes, I cannot stop laughing at that statement.
“Breakfast Jacks” as a Balls search term?
Temple, you had one job!!!!!
(no this is not a Bill Cosby joke)
((yet))
srsly, fuck those fuckers right in the fuckhole!!
/at least I didn’t watch a minute of it
Me neither. Checked the score when I was at a cooking break.
Anyone wagering on the 2:45 EPL action? I took Agüero x 1.5, the Broom, Otamendi, Rodrigo, & Traóre.
Aguero: off. Bet: flushed
my guess is that City will never lose again, getting 3/4 of the quadruple, missing the League but winning both cups (again) and UCL
My family just took a walk to take a break from me. Heh.
Achievement: UNLOCKED.
I’m about to do the same. Lunch is starting to call to me, and you haven’t made me one damn bit of food yet.