Your AFC Championship Game Open Thread

The countdown has begun. Only two more games after this one. Well, I’m sure people started counting down before now but I’m not able to handle anything beyond three so this is when I start. Both games today are rematches and the googler tells me that when teams meet again in the playoffs the winner of the first tussle is 22-14. Make of that what you will.

TO THE GAME!

Titans/Chiefs:

-Many on this site have adopted the Titans as their squadoo for the playoffs, forgetting The Ancient One’s prophecy regarding Mahomes being a multiple Super Bowl winner. It starts here.

-That is of course if they can stop the run. Another 30+ carries, 125+ yards rushed seems to be a mortal lock for Henry because the Chiefs give up 4.87 yards to opposing rb’s.

-And then the play-action passing game kicks into overdrive. Will it actually involve A.J. Brown though. He’s disappeared to the tune of 4 total targets the last two games. Perhaps Tajae Sharpe and his 70% catch rate (highest of all remaining wr’s) is the player to look for.

-One other mathy tidbit to keep in mind-Tennessee is 4-0 in games this year when they’ve been 4 or more point dogs.

-But ya gotta think that the Chiefs just have far too many weapons. They hung 51 points on the Texans last week and Tyreek didn’t even get involved. And conventional wisdom dictates that Kelce will keep on rolling against a team that gives up the 4th most scores to the tight end spot.

-Prediction Time! The Titans will score but the Chiefs will score more-they’re far healthier than they were the first time around. 35-21.

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Gratliff

lol if you have a chance to hit the ref, there’s zero reason to not do it

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

KILL ZE ZEBRA!

Brocky

Clock management and Andy reid.

I can’t think of an appropriate metaphor

Dunstan

Ethics and Donald Trump?

Game Time Decision

Ref down

Redshirt

We have proof. It take NFL Referees five minutes to count to 12.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Vrabel’s dick breathes a sigh of relief.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Old School Zero

BAD TOUCH

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hey fucker! I used lube.

Redshirt

Moose has got his heart on.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Struggle Huggle.

Redshirt

…and we are all spared from having to say the words “Super Bowl Quarterback Ryan Tannehill”.

King Hippo

Romo standup hour.

theeWeeBabySeamus

LMFAO

Senor Weaselo

Evening lizard people. I have no idea why there are small children playing Suzuki Book 1 but hey, break time!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Sorry Brock, you gotta at least look like you’re playing the ball to at least a small degree.
Good call.

Gratliff

Is the ref dude calling in from a fucking pay phone?

Old School Zero

he’s in witness protection

King Hippo

Have to challenge it. No alternative.

Mr. Ayo

BLEE’RGH must feast

Gratliff

Death by bleergh

Old School Zero

HAIL BLEERGH

TheRevanchist

Oh, Titans, you are still down. It’s cute to watch you give it the ol’ college try.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Uncle Ed used to call oral sex from a Native American chick “Arrowhead”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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SonOfSpam

If she had gonorrhea he’d get an Indian burn.

King Hippo

Good to see Buddy in Championship form!

clint greasewood

These Tits still have bounce in them.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Ryan Tannehill at least gets to have sex with his beautiful wife after this game. Frank Clark will too, but by wife I mean “semi-coherent co-ed” and sex I mean “shouting angrily while masturbating”

Redshirt

(does a search for “ryan tannehill wife”)

Son of a bitch!

Gratliff

As a rule, don’t trust a stock market app named after Robin Hood

Spur

The Tits will not be ignored.

SonOfSpam

Scotchy’s prediction up there lookin pretty okay.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Good jorb Tits, now you’ll only lose by 11.

SonOfSpam

Harvardown!

Old School Zero

helluva catch

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

Another flash of TITS action there.

Spur

Fake Tits!

Game Time Decision

Trickery nooooiiiic

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I can’t wait until the Titans go 12-4 next year and lose in the divisional at home.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

COWARDICE

King Hippo

they wanted to UTILIZE THE WEAPON

Old School Zero

JUST KIDDING

Old School Zero

That… was pretty much a tap out in the form of a pass

Old School Zero

PLOT TWIST

King Hippo

This is where one throws in the towel.

Redshirt

So the lesson here boy and girls is Tits will only take you part of the way but it won’t take you all the way.

Gratliff

Tannehill should retire watching a team play fucking 9 people on the line every down against him

King Hippo

This KC squadron really is remarkably well-coached. Both coordinators are outstanding, and Andy sets a good tone.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Pre-game meal is the key.
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Recovery Whiskey

Score at least 30 and we’re all goin to Applebees?

Spur

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Those taste great and are very moist.

SonOfSpam

“I’ll have a tuna cruller”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I bet that pussy tastes like fine candy. Of course I mean that in the most professional way considering bakery HR.

Redshirt

That’s one hell of a yeast infection!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*See below.

Gatoraids

Yeast important for baking

BC Dick

Never had a donut made with sourdough
Edit: those are clearly cupcakes.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Should’ve done muffins

BC Dick

Damn it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Obligatory…
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BC Dick

I can get two Big Macs for five dollars, total? Goddamn it I wish fast food prices were that good in Canadia.

King Hippo

yeah, but Canadia likely makes them use non-rat meat

Game Time Decision

“Meat” as if

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Pat Mahomes has brought more crushing reality to Tennessee than the Scopes Trial!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

BANNER Monkey!!

SonOfSpam

Lovely.

Spur

ook!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Recovery Whiskey

I am in a room at a family gathering listening to a gray hair pony tail vietnam vet bitching about Jane Fonda.

Fucking classic

Brocky

I need a word for “things I only know about from right wingers complaining about it”.

Dijon mustard, pizzagate, and Jane fonda

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s it for the game; let’s get a weather report.

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SonOfSpam

Big front comin.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That low pressure system coming in behind seems fine too.

Gratliff

Don T on the beach crying out for a hurricane to take him away before this game ends

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I will always like this year’s team for giving us P*ts Schadenfreude Day.

Spur

Mahomes is no McNabb or Alex Smith.

King Hippo

if only he cud be a Leader of Men

SonOfSpam

Half of him is.

Gratliff

McNabb could have done that if it had been anything but a Championship game

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I know, he’s the best of both!

Recovery Whiskey

Is this the year an Andy Reid team doesn’t choke in the playoffs

Spur

Mahomes put fat boy on a liquid diet.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

They replaced his challenge flag with licorice.

Old School Zero

THIS GUY MAHOMES I CALL DESENSITIZING GEL BECAUSE HE HAS ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO SCORE

SonOfSpam

Opened a vein, dripped “GAME OVER” in blood on my kitchen floor

– Emo Gregg

theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s now ovah.
Mahomes n Garden just bought his way to the Superb Owl.

King Hippo

Tits did nae Remember Sammy Watkins

Game Time Decision

Wow that’s prob the game