Eventual Balls Thoughts

This is a new series I figured I’d write to tide you over until teh Hippo comes back with his juicy NFL insights in the fall. I’ll recap the week that was in DFO and offer up some additional insights and ASSertions.

Let’s get to it.

I’d like to start off by thanking tWBS for taking over the AFL and AFLW Beat for me this year. The truth is that I’ve been quite busy at work and just don’t have the time to devote to writing. During the week, it’s become a thing where I get home, eat, and then go to sleep. I’m left to write only on the weekends.

Since the AFL and AFLW games are on the weekends, most weekends that will leave me a small window in which to write the Beat. If anything comes up during the weekend, the writing won’t happen. Thus, I’ve asked tWBS to assist. I know he’ll do an awesome job!

Writing this series of posts will be easier because I’ll have the whole weekend to work on them without the time pressure. Let’s see how it goes…

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BC Dick’s Curling Updates

I love curling. I’m not Canadian, yet I love it. Watching it. Hearing about it. Masturbating to pictures of hot curlers.

There is nothing I don’t like about curling. Heck, I even own a curling home game made in good ole Canadia!

But I digress.

BC Dick is bringing it every week with his updates. He’ll have hot taeks on football and or other things, but the thing that brings me back is the hot hot hot curling action.

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I love it when you get historical!

Some of you folks are highly educated and are nice enough to share your knowledge with us. That is one of the wonderful things about this site. In the past, BeerGuyRob has written posts where he sprinkles in very interesting historical tidbits. Another person that does this consistently is The Maestro.

In previous years, he brought us very interesting stories via the Historical Badasses series the Weird Mysteries series, the Wacky Weapons series, and now he’s giving it to us hard and sweet like we like it with the Super Harbaugh series. I love the fact that I can come to this site to read some jokes, have a laugh, and also learn something I didn’t know.

Thank you both for doing those posts and I hope you continue.

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Drinks, Fuck Yeah!

I’m not alone on this blog as someone that loves alcohol. That’s why I watch the How To Drink series on YouTube and I always look forward to Sharkbait’s Cocktail of The Week series.

You are doing The Lord’s Work, good sir! I’m looking forward to you taking on the Bloody Mary and making your own variation on it.

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The Week in DFO

These are the things I read in DFO this week that reminded me how much I love this site:

I still sometimes daydream about Hope Solo just beating the fuck out of me. Lord knows I deserve teh abuse.

King Hippo

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THIS WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW, I CALL IT THE PLAYBOY MANSION CAUSE THERE’S LOT OF BITCHES WALKING AROUND NOT WEARING ANYTHING

jjfozz

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Dirty Ape Man then went back to have sex with a broken down gas truck that was quietly rusting into nothing

Story Time with Fozz

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“I want you, Daddy.”
That’s weird, usually the people who say that to me are happy to go away once I’ve paid them.

herodotus450

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Every time I use the stud finder (about once per fifteen years), I point it at myself and make it light up. Wife hasn’t laughed yet, but I’m gonna git her someday.

SonOfSpam

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I’m never done masturbating.

Viva La Tabula Raza

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First time I’ve seen you shy away from the anise.

SonOfSpam

Whoa, that girl’s ass is on backward!

Gumbygirl

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AVN Awards Show Winners

Last year I wrote a whole post about the AVN Awards with predictions. As I mentioned before, I’ve been quite busy this year, so I didn’t have time to make predictions. HOWEVAH, that doesn’t mean I don’t want to write about the show.

First off, congratulations to Awesome Australian and 3rd time running winner of the Female Performer of the Year, Angela White!

Your “Clever Title of the Year” is I’m Not That Kind of Girl Unless You’re My Brother.

Last year, I predicted that Kayden Kross would win Director of the Year. It seems I was ahead of my time. She won this year. Her movie, “Drive” won a lot of the major awards.

The MILF Performer of the Year was Alexis Fawx (well-earned, I might add!). Among other notable winners, we had:

• Favorite Indie Clip Star: Cory Chase
• Most Epic Ass: Abella Danger
• Most Spectacular Boobs: Angela White
• Favourite Female Porn Star: Angela White
• Female Foreign Performer of the Year: Little Caprice
• Male Performer of the Year: Small Hands

For a full list of winners, go here.

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Since today is a holiday in the United States, I hope most of you are enjoying the break. To our Canadian and International readership,

Have a great day, everyone!