Since I last wrote, a whole week of DFO goodness has passed. Many things have happened.

Let’s talk about them.

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tWBS’ Next Car

As we read in last week’s post, (Never mind THIS week’s post) Dave has decided to tell tWBS to fuck right off. Dave, of course, being tWBS’ pickup truck.

This means that tWBS needs a new vehicle. I say we help him decide what vehicle he should get.

As I’ve mentioned before, I think tWBS needs to ditch North Carolina, move to California, and get himself a convertible. HOWEVAH, apparently that’s easier said than done.

Given that, I have a few thoughts on what his next vehicle should be:

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BC Dick’s Curling Updates

Ok, seriously, did you read his post last week? Good golly Miss Molly!

Those female curlers are really hot. If you didn’t read it, do yourself a favour and check it out here. Here’s a taste of what you missed:

I say it every week, but it’s true. BC Dick is doing an awesome job with those posts. Keep up the good work!

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The Week in DFO

These are the things I read in DFO this week that reminded me how much I love this site:

I’d show up and bomb every test. Show up so stoned that everyone you pass gets an instant contact buzz. Run a 5.9 40. Score a 2 on the Wonderlic. Miss every target throwing the ball. Turn every question into a sexual proposition. The whole nine yards.

Redshirt

“I know you didn’t ask but yes, my mother is a prostitute.”

Scotchnaut

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“My motto is from Nelson Mandela. He famously said ‘GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!’”

SonOfSpam

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This is why we need shock collars for debates. You go over your limit or speak out of turn? You get shocked.

Redshirt

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Psych was the best damn thing that came about on USA for a long time. Love that show. The Comic Con one with George Takei is one of my favorites.

Duchess

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THIS GUY SENOR WEASELO, I CALL CARMEN SAN DIEGO, BECAUSE HE’S ALL OVER THE FUCKING MAP IN THIS STORY

LemonJello

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Justified was not just a good show. It was the best show.
“You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.”
Really, better than Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul.

Viva La Tabula Raza

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There were a TON of awesome Moose gifs this week, but I didn’t include them because then this post would turn into a Moose Recap Post and even Moose doesn’t want that.

See you next week!