Welcome to Living Purgatory Open Thread

Finally, the Premiership came to its senses (and the EFL), joining UEFA competition in hitting the pause button for at least three weeks.

Everyone knows it will 99.99% likely last much longer than that.

Heck, I’d say it’s 80/20 likely that even this summer’s European Euros are not happening.  My humble recommendation would be to have it somewhere warm-ish during an extended winter break (time it to synch up with the African Euros?), eliminate the domestic cups to make the season more manageable.  But ain’t nobody ask me.

Here’s a good general take from Brandon Perna:

As to the larger failure of political leadership, here’s an excellent riposte (yes am probably using the work wrong) from a reasonable conservative not named Redshirt:

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/03/peter-wehner-trump-presidency-over/607969/

Stay safe out there.  Follow the news.  Get good terlet paper if still possible.  Let’s hope there’s still a nation-state for Diamond Joe and his Trans-Am in 2021.

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Oh,  my Negative Nelly-ed friend,  how wrong can you be?!?

This is Balls, btw.

First off, Liga MX is still playing!

Check out today’s schedule here:

Not only that,  but the Brazilian State tournaments are still ongoing while the Argentinian Cup tourney rolls on!

Last I heard,  AFLW is still playing this weekend too. And we know those fit females hit harder than the men do!

There is plenty to watch and now is a good time to expand your horizons and discover something new and cool.

In a quirky turn of fate, Real Madrid held the La Liga lead after beating Barça in the Clásico only to give it back by losing last weekend against Real Betis. This means that if the season were to be called off, Barcelona would finish first in Quique Setién’s first season.

And Quique would have his former club to thank for that.

Yes, I know his name is not Quique. But it’s close and CHUSMA CHUSMA PFFT!

Have a great day everyone and stay calm.  As one my favourite people once told me,

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King Hippo
Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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herodotus450

I’m just gonna watch this for six months until new sprots is on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHkABO0VwCg

LemonJello

Is this where we sign up to claim DFOer’s stocks of booze and edibles as COVID-19 runs train on society?

herodotus450

(Quickly closes door of empty pantry)
Uh, I don’t have your money booze, uh, uh, Low Commander, he has your money booze !

litre_cola

Mrs. Cola has the flu. Not Coronavirus and I have been dealing with a needy 2 year old since 5 am. I am about to go play in traffic. I would if there wasn’t Argie and SexiMexi futbol coming up.

Dunstan

Just curious, how do you know it isn’t coronavirus? Was she able to get tested?

litre_cola

No sore throat, just puking. She works in health services and will be tested tomorrow if it continues.

Dunstan

Good luck (in the non-dickish way, I mean!)

Unsurprised

Oh, goodie. It’s snowing.

herodotus450

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Would let her shovel me.

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yeah right

I will say one thing, the people I’ve encountered the last 2 days have actually been very civilized and friendly.

Over the last 24 hours I’ve purchased 144 beers, 8 bottles of wine, a vat of bourbon, butter, bananas, oranges, flour, almonds, chicharrones and peanut butter.

To last a couple of days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTGxg6ico_8

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m watching rugby. And trying to explain it to Mom.

Sad fucking day.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Explain to your 80 year old mother what a scrum is. Then try not to start drinking. I dare you.

litre_cola

Well at least Islamabad on put up 136. That should be low enough for Karachi. Hail Gamblor!!!

litre_cola

Karachi is destroying them. Have money will Gamblor.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Babu….SERPENTINE!!!!!

Horatio Cornblower

It’s like Meowschwitz in there.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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bk109

Yay, a new Uncle Bumblefuck vidjeo! Usually I wouldn’t give 2 shits about a Mifuckee, but that crazy canuckistani bastard can make anything fun 😀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhzNl6vsbAQ

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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THAT’S how you sell underwear; Duluth Trading Post.

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Gratliff

For those in states that have closed schools, consider looking around and seeing what organizations are attempting to fill in resource gaps for poor kids in your area and donating money or time to them. Virtually every school district has a significant chunk of kids who are food insecure that rely on free lunch programs for stable nutrition. For some, it’s a frighteningly large number. Afterwards, you can reward yourself with porn or pills, as yinz see fit.

Gratliff

For my part, I’m offering up my son as free labor to any charitable organization as we’re in hour 12 of the 3 week shutdown and I’m ready to throw him out of an airlock

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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bk109

you really have an issue, y’know? … you shouldn’t be betting on Serbian football in times like these… you should be betting on the fookin’ pandemic!

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Horatio Cornblower

That’s the snake’s house now.

bk109

… right, so I guess all of yers’ sports/gamblin’ withdrawal is going splendidly… Meanwhile at casa de bk, I had to saw my right thigh up XD

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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I would have been emotional too.

Don T

Fact: Some ladies call a bachelor’s apartment a “Matadero”.

Fun Fact: The last item was double-sourced.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

INCOMING!!!!!!

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“Okay, I think we have time for one more question.”

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*from The New Yorker

Fronkenshteen

Dark.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Thank you.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Really? I’d lost track because it’s been so long. Now I gotta go pay DirecTV just so I can masturbate to Evan Rachel????

Meh, $15 a month is worth it I guess.

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Horatio Cornblower

Based on Season 2 I would take issue with this being good news.

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I need to go into work today.

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Okay, maybe just a few more gifs.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

Free range beef.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

/hates yoga but signs up foar this class immediately

ballsofsteelandfury

I’ve seen this film before…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s from Taco Tuesday.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Nailed it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And that’s not a catch.

ballsofsteelandfury

That a beauty mark!

theeWeeBabySeamus

He didn’t even TRY to make a football move!!!!

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blaxabbath

Because it’s the footy thread and I’m not really leaving the house this weekend, here is blaxito in a Just for Kicks shirt.

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Horatio Cornblower

Jesus Christ, Hippo; do you want the State to take the kid away from him!?

ballsofsteelandfury

WhooHoo!! A soccer kid!

We may convince the world futbol is cool just yet.

Sharkbait

I’m going to New Hampshire today, where mobile sports betting is legal! Too bad there aren’t any more sports to bet on

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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There is always something to bet on. Over/ under deaths at the old folks home?

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Don T

Gotta say I outgrew El Chavo a looong time ago, but Quico rules.
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Don T

And Don Ramón of course! Uf, Ramón Valdés was funny AF
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Unsurprised

Is that Verne Troyer?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

So that’s a hard “maybe”.

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Horatio Cornblower

I have questions about this ‘Cloverfield’ remake…

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theeWeeBabySeamus

At least he nailed the landing. I’ll give him a 9.5. The Russian judge is handing out a 5.0.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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To be fair; I do the same thing.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Never trust whitey.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That is a subspecies Cop Parrot.

Game Time Decision

To be faiiiiiiiiiir
To be faiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir
To be faiiiiiiìiiiiiiiiiiiiiir

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

D’awwwwwwww

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theeWeeBabySeamus

My mother just asked me how many moar marijuana seeds I have because apparently she has figured out where we can plant them.

I have not yet responded. I’m unsure how to react to my almost 80 year old mother getting excited about trying to grow weed on the premises.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Horatio Cornblower

That’s a definite yellow card.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I thought stabbing was just a verbal warning.

Don T

Beautiful. And deserved. No matter that he looks just like Roberto Beningni, Manzukić is a douche.

Don T

Oooo, almost spelled it correctly.

herodotus450

If everybody had the Virus, then there would be no danger of it spreading anymore, and we could go back to normal, right?

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Dunstan

As I understand it, that’s actually a factor. Not that literally everybody will get it, but as time goes on, more people acquire it, survive it, and develop immunity to it. At which point you kind of can go back about your business (with some precautions still). As that percentage goes up, you start to get herd immunity.

ThurberHerder

https://i.imgur.com/iWTD4Q9.mp4
now i found a funny

litre_cola

That is what my Chelsea scarf is for.

litre_cola

Currently watching a replay of Pakistani Super League Cricket. Looking forward to a live match in an hour. I have a problem as yes I bet on Karachi.

litre_cola

Yep nailed my sexiMexi bets last night. Had Morelia and TJ on a parlay and woke up to cash. Stupid Aussie futbol cancelled.

scotchnaut

[only posting because litre cola is usually first]

litre_cola

Damn you! Was up an hour ago but Decilitre was trying to keep sleeping.

It did not work.

theeWeeBabySeamus

You know, if you’d just move a normal time zone Deci would wake up later.

litre_cola

Let me tell you the time change has changed my life. No more 3 am. We are dealing with 5 to 6 am now and it is lovely.