Sorry, running low on cleverness for the title. We are closer to the end than the beginning though, if that means anything to you. Also expect a Senor in the City sometime in the next week or so as we take a look at the freelance side of things. Yes, it’s cutting the original planned Episode 2, but dire straits and once in a century things occurring.
Anyway, the BLEERGH Region.
60. “The way the Jets are hitting him, Renfrow’s nickname must be World Trade Center.” beats 29. “THIS GUY TUUKKA RASK, I CALL HIM AN IUD BECAUSE NOBODY IS SCORING WHILE HE’S IN POSITION!” 22-7
32. “‘Two base error’ also describes the first time I had sex.” beats 22. “I’ve seen photos of barracuda with less pronounced underbites that [sic] this Habsburg-jawed harpy.” 26-4
58. “In honor of Veteran’s Day I’ve taken a shot of Bulleit and neglected to adequately provide mental health services to myself.” beats 54. “Michigan must be approaching puberty because Penn State seems to be losing interest in beating them anymore.” 20-10
38. “Spitse is a very popular player in the Netherlands, but not so much as her cousin Swallowse.” beats 47. “When they Punt you punt shorter, They put up a touchdown you put up a field goal. They take the lead you throw an interception… that[‘s] the [C]hicago way!” 17-13
Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment. Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment.Do a thing, because we can’t do the drinking thing like some of us normally could. Everything is closed, so vote a thing.
Found a funny:
I am going to miss shaking hands after sex.
Im back!
Woooo working from home!
Yay technology!
Just heard from my 74-year old mother, who is still working because “I need my salary.” I responded that I would pay her salary for the next two weeks and to go home. Next email is that she likes all the people at her job and is surrounded by sanitizing products.
So, yeah, I’m going to be half an orphan by next month.
#QuarantineGoals
is like teh FOUR FOOD GROUPS ,, ppl forget that
Brady has announced he will not return to New England. The Govuhnah of Patriots Nation has declared a “state of fackin’ emergency!” and is urging fans to “sheltah in place, unless you need to go to the paki for some hawd cidah or something.”
Yeah I came here expecting to already see a post 20 comments deep. Dang virus.
So the last comment in that would be Balls.
This is the worst news for Boston since desegregated housing.
Eh, let’s be honest here, Brady’s age finally started catching up with him the past couple of years, so … it’s not like we’re losing that much in terms of QB play . Institutional memory? Leadership? Sure, but he’s been on the decline since before our last SB win. Tbh, I’d prefer him just retiring, but on the other hand, It’s gonna be fun to see him behind an OL that’s actively trying to kill him (like Indy in the prime of Luck’s career) or playing for some unimaginative turd of a coach to see how much he can cope outside of NE.
Also, just imagine if somehow BB manages to coax say Andy Luck back from retirement to join the dark side, the league will fucking implode 😀
Oh, his decision to go play for Tampa Bay, or wherever, is going to be a hilarious disaster.
That’s what concerns me, that he’d go somewhere and either do a season-long rendition of Dan Marino’s last game, or he’d actually get murdered… Wait a second, he may be going to the Redacteds! After all, what other team even approaches their penchant for buying over the hill marquee players on really stupid contracts 😀
The Raiders would like a word.
Was that the playoff game against the Jaguars when the Dolphins lost 62-7 or something like that? I was there! My husband was in the Navy and we had Jaguar season tickets for the first five years. That game was a lot of fun!
Sounds like primary voting today has been a massive clusterfuck. This is going to be a lot of fun sifting through the fallout between classic fuckups like closing locations and not giving people alternatives, not providing cleaning supplies, and the pile of elderly bodies caused by infected workers.
Gov. DeWine was the canary in the coal mine. Everybody knows who the nominees will be, today’s shitshow will be the LAST shitshow. Though I will miss Steve Kornacki.
I know you will be bummed over Bernie’s 0.001% chance at the nomination fading into the (post-apocalyptic) sunset, but if it gets us nationwide vote-by-mail? We all benefit from that.
I’m pretty sure M4A is going to have to become a major plank for the Democrats whether they like it or not (they don’t) now. So it’s fine. I’m not one of these hero-worshiping losers sad that my idol/avatar is no longer running.
yep, the primary discussion moved the Overton window nicely on health care.
Honestly, the reaction I’m seeing (and pushing. I am a filthy socialist and statist, after all) is radicalizing the fuck out of people about not just healthcare, but a lot of things that people take for granted – like how essential people like grocery store workers are, yet they are down at the bottom of the pay scale, or how precarious so many people are from total economic catastrophe from utility and rent and other collectors.
But I’ll add something else for the lawyers here: I know the vast majority of legal work and even litigation never sees the courthourse, but there is something unsettling about what could happen without them open. On one hand, yes, it’s great that evictions aren’t going to be ordered and such, but this seems like a license for self-help and exploitation of people who either don’t know the courts are closed or who don’t understand the implications of their closure on these people’s behalf.
I worry a great deal about scammers, organized crime, and civil unrest stepping into the void. God help everyone stuck with a Tea Party governor (that’s not every Republican, but ENOUGH) and legislature.
I haven’t been voting in this because I wasn’t paying attention and I feel like an idiot now. More than usual. But at least I arrived in time to see a comment nominated and defeated by a much stronger opponent.
Anyway, enjoy your social isolation. I have to brave the outside. If I don’t return, avenge my death.
And, well, why not:
That second contest. It is like having to choose which of my disturbed children I love more.
Go Swallowse!
Go banana!