Request Line – Get In Or Get Out, Make Up Your Mind

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And make up your mind damned fast.  Close the door.  You’re letting the virus in.

This is tWBS coming to you live from WDFO.  Wait, maybe it’s KDFO.  And how do you work this damned board?  AND WHO KEEPS CALLING THE DAMNED PHONE LINES????

Oh, it’s Rush Limbaugh.  OK, we can ignore that.

Anywhoooo….

I’m sitting in for Rikki-Tikki-Deadly  this week on Request Line.

I can’t be positive but I have a suspicion that the Ms. Dr. RTD Esquire (Retired) might have murdered him.  But it’s not as if he didn’t have it coming.  Or he might have jumped out of a window when the Dow Jones went down again.  Who knows?

He’s either gotten himself IN trouble, or tossed himself OUT of a window.

Hey DJ3000, you see what I did there, right?

Just shut your piehole and tell them the theme this week.

tWBS:  Wow, you’re in a mood.

DJ3000:  You would be too if they wanted to convert you into a respirator and…  Well, you know.

tWBS:  Well it’s interesting you bring that up because…

DJ3000:  Shit.

tWBS:  What?

DJ3000:  It’s just that every time you say something is “interesting”?  I get screwed over.  Rikki doesn’t do this to me.  He loves me.

tWBS:  OK, calm down.  No one is going to make you breathe infected and/or recycled air.

DJ3000:  You’re damned right they’re not.

tWBS:  HEY HE’S BUSY AND I’M YOUR MOTHER THIS WEEK….   I mean….   All I meant was that when breathing, you breath IN and OUT.  Or in a different sense, when going into public, you go INTO places.  Then you come OUT.  Hopefully.  Assuming there were no armed robberies.

And that’s our thing this week.

DJ3000:  What in the living hell are you talking about?

tWBS:  We’re doing songs which have to do with being INSIDE.  Being OUTSIDE.  GOING IN (no not like that please), or COMING OUT (again, please not like that).  Entering?  Exiting?  There are a lot of options here.

DJ3000: [sighs heavily]  You just had to didn’t you?

tWBS:  Oh stop, it’s as if you just met me.

DJ3000:  Can we at least get the large order and you not skimp on the dollar menu this time?

tWBS:  I dunno.  How much change is in the cushions of the car seat?

DJ3000:  You’re a jerk.

tWBS:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But that’s our thing this week gang.  Are you going IN or going OUT?

Or maybe a combination of both?

There are a lot to choose from.  A lot to pull down.

Do not disappoint me.  I will even get you started.  I’m nice like that.

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“It goes in and out and in and out and in and out…”

ALXMAC

GD it; that’s not who made the song famous but I just got here and you stole my number 1 song. Cheers, brother.

nomonkeyfun

I can’t believe this wasn’t picked. Well, maybe I can but a double in one song.

Dunstan

Working from home too hard can give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack…

Dunstan

Both an “outta” and an “into”:

Cuntler

This song (Foo Fighters version) has been in my head the last four or five days:

Stuck inside these four walls
Sent inside forever
Never seeing no one
Nice again
Like you, Mama
You, Mama
You
If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a pint a day
If I ever get outta here

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