[DOOR FLIES OPEN]

Well, my two weeks of Spring Break is almost over. There is a plan to have us “report to work” on Monday, but as of now no one knows what that will look like. We do know there won’t be any students, and we are expected to retrieve our materials in order to attempt to teach our classes from home.

That sounds fine if you work in a normal program, but my students are primarily attendance-challenged, so “work from home” will probably equal them ignoring my emails & playing more Fortnite or other such thing. (I do not play video games.)

Nonetheless, much like Fozz’s late-night rant from yesterday predicted for him, I spent the day in hell cleaning & deciding what to toss & what to surreptitiously hide. At least now I have a semi-clean office in which to cloister every day.

Today’s internet good dog is Peanut, a mutt who loves mudd & obviously hates his owner.

https://twitter.com/Wendywoo_g/status/1243070958077972480

Good boy.

Tonight’s … entertainment?:

• The Great British Baking Show – 8:00 PM | PBS
  • A tennis cake based on a Victorian recipe; and two types of cream horns.
    • Also: How to be precise with mokatines; and construct a choux pastry, Religieuse à l’Ancienne.
  • This should get you ready for tomorrow’s “Sunday Gravy”.
• 48 Hours – 10:00 PM | CBS
  • 48 Hours investigates whether Lizzie Borden really hack her parents to death. A surprising answer and an inside look at the haunting crime scene.

In case you were curious, here’s what a Religieuse à l’Ancienne should look like,

and here’s what it looks like if you try & make one from Tim Hortons’ product.

See you tomorrow.