Your “Stop Confusing Me” Friday Evening Open Thread

There’s both so much and so little going on right now that I’m not sure what to write about.

This will be over in 10-15 days?  It won’t be over for months at least?

Wear a mask?  Don’t wear a mask?

(btw, unless you’re the sick one there is no point to wear a mask to prevent viral transmission)

Hmmmmm….I stand corrected.  That one might work.

Also, where the hell is my $1,200???????

And please, if you’re sick, stay the hell home.  Please.

This man is now dead.  Thanks to someone who was without regard to herself or other people.

And today, the Governor of Georgia saying he’s only just now realized that people can be asymptomatic yet still propagate and spread the virus?

Where the fuck have YOU been asshole?

Anywhoooooo….

It’s a confusing time.

My brain hurts.  So get ready to be bored.  In addition to the confusion.

Random Stuff To Fill Space

I went out to the store yesterday.  We didn’t really NEED anything.  But I was getting cabin fever.  Hadn’t been out of the house for nearly a week.  And I wanted out for an hour or so.  Sooooo…  I hit the grocery store.  Surprisingly they had milk and bread and some produce.  They also now have installed gigantic plexiglass face shields between the cashiers and the customers.

Then I came home and made some soup and a grilled cheese.

The soup turned out pretty well.  But I burned the grilled cheese.

OK, it wasn’t that bad, but it was close.  But I still ate it though.

Also, Mom wanted to bake a cake.

tWBS:  Mom, we don’t need a cake right now.  It will go to waste.

tWBS’ Mom:  Wellllll….just make sure to get an Angel Food mix, vanilla icing, cream cheese and coconut.

So I did.  And not terribly shockingly she still has not baked the cake.  But at least when the world ends I have the ingredients for cake.

And not surprisingly I did also hit the booze store just in case.  Prices have gone up but at least they were open.

And that’s about all I got this week.

Sports Are Still Non-existent More or Less.

Other than soccer in Central America and apparently in Northern Europe.  And I know not enough about that to even try to talk about it.  So I won’t even try.  You soccer hooligans can fill everyone in as is appropriate.

Heckuva save, no?

You can also still find re-re-runs of old World Series games and NFL Playoff games.

Oh, and NCAA Men’s BBall re-re-runs.  I’m ashamed to say I was so bored that I re-watched Wisconsin vs Kentucky in the 2015 Final Four Semis last night.  Fortunately, Wisconsin still won.  It’s always fun to see Kentucky lose.

I did not watch the finals, however.  Fuck you Duke.

But yeah, the lack of sports, aside from re-re-runs that is, is becoming a bit annoying.  I can’t tell you how many episodes of Family Feud I’ve watched in the past week.

Pork-Cupine.  It’s gon’ be #1!!!

Alright Let’s Just Look At Some Girls

No theme this week.  Just whatever I find.

Enjoy…

I always have liked Polka Dots for some reason.

But that’s it for this Friday.  Please, do take care of yourselves and those around you whom you care about.  If you’re mildly sick, stay home.  If you have breathing problems please seek help.

Stay in and stay safe.  And don’t forget to wash your hands.

Love ya’s.

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Spur

I see DFO is still alive and kicking with members. I know in my heart it’s member wide stance on not wearing pants is keeping us alive.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yeah, it is mostly guys.

Doktor Zymm

This is a golden age of pantslessness

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Spur

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Doktor Zymm

It’s good to know that even with all news and most memes being dominated by Covid, I was still able to get in a Facebook argument this morning with someone who thinks Sweden is socialist

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Did you ask them to get a dictionary at any point?

Doktor Zymm

No, but I linked to multiple Wikipedia articles

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Viva La Tabula Raza

“Hey everybody! We’re all gonna get dead!”comment image

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herodotus450

Some more Kennedy’s died recently, is that not enough to appease you, oh chaperonevirus!?

SonOfSpam

Bad things happen when Kennedys go into the water.

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That was a damn good band.

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herodotus450

The brunettes’ skirts look a little shorter; that’s how you know

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They drop things more often.

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Doktor Zymm

In other news, one of my friends from high school contacted me today and it turns out the reason I haven’t seen him online much in the past couple weeks is because he had Covid with pneumonia. He’s doing much better now, has no idea how he was infected (he lives Philly btw, he must have been one of the earlier PA cases).

Viva La Tabula Raza

Did he have to get on a ventilator or tough it out at home? Good to hear folks are coming through it.

Doktor Zymm

No vent, he was tested and confirmed so probably hospitalized, but I didn’t really ask, he’s probably talked about it enough already

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ArmedandHammered

Don’t want anything to splash on the King.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

btw, unless you’re the sick one there is no point to wear a mask to prevent viral transmission

Followed by

And today, the Governor of Georgia saying he’s only just now realized that people can be asymptomatic yet still propagate and spread the virus?

Where the fuck have YOU been asshole?

I mean come on, TWBS. Everyone should assume they have the virus, and everyone should wear a mask. Even a shitty one. Normalize it.

Doktor Zymm

My main issue with masks is moral hazard. We’re pretty solid now on coronavirus being airborne, and viruses,even big ones, are about 100x too small to be blocked by n95 masks. Even shitty masks worn incorrectly will help somewhat, but if you have even one infectious idiot who thinks he’s totally protected because of masks we’re more screwed than before.
Not an issue in countries where mask wearing, hygiene, and a general feeling that close talking and touching random people is rude are the norms, but here?

herodotus450

Yeah, but, what if the hot girl laughs at me?

SonOfSpam

I guess do the same thing that you’ve done every day when that happens.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Leave the mask on.

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If I were really stoned this shit would be easier to explain.

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ArmedandHammered

The lesser known Heinrich Himmler maneuver?

Doktor Zymm

I went out this morning to take out the trash and check the mail (yay! Exciting excursion!) And there were 3 white women sitting in camp chairs six feet apart and chatting in the little courtyard in my apartment complex. It was at this point that I realized I’ve lived here for over two years, know or at least have met most of my immediate neighbors, and this is the first time I’ve seen another white chick living here ?

herodotus450

But that’s just because you don’t see race, right?

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SonOfSpam

White people are the WORST.

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Just to be sure; did you see them dance?

Doktor Zymm

Nah, although I also didn’t hear them request to speak with the manager so I can’t be sure they were really there at all

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herodotus450

wet markets 4eva

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ArmedandHammered

I thought they were supposed to be pigs feet.

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WCS

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In these trying times…

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herodotus450

There’s a lot of sodomy talk in the one on the left though

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IT CAN BE BOTH YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!

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herodotus450

brb changing my name

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Santa?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh they got that all wrong it was supposed to be Nude For Santa.

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Did you hit refresh?

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WCS

This Hot Ones gameshow is great for all the wrong reasons.

My GERD is flairing up just watching this.

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Senor Weaselo

Fuck, how do I get on the show?

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Not what I had in mind when I said to ‘Eat me.”!

Viva La Tabula Raza

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BC Dick

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WCS

Randy!

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rockingdog

Found a funny:
Wife: Did you wrap the swear jar in aluminum?

Me: Cur-

Wife: If you say “curses, foiled again” I’m divorcing you

Me: *sweating*

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Don’t fucking grab my tit, you fucking swamp creature!!

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You know when some asshole parks too close…… or you park at the very extreme of the parking lot with no one around… for a fucking reason and someone parks right fucking next to you.

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rockingdog
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When anatomy class goes wrong.

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Happy Isolation Friday.

Friday?

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BC Dick

I’m in a getting drunk and eating chicken fingers kind of mood and I’m all out of chicken fingers.

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herodotus450

Oh, yeah, sorry about that.

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rockingdog

Big mood

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Oh, Jenny.

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herodotus450

Something about Breaking Bad Lydia’s ^ eyes, crazy eyes, it’s a good thing I’m a shut in.

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Senor Weaselo

Remember, the cake is a lie. (We are still alive, right?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

ArmedandHammered

With some the raised voices I hear coming out of various houses in the neighborhood, I decided to pick up some microwave popcorn, so I can quickly get ready when the domestic arguments move to the next level of yelling in the street.

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