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Well, hopefully no one famous died today. Yesterday was quite enough.

I spent most of the day doing the yardwork I’ve ignored since the breakdown in society. It certainly doesn’t help that lots of seniors live in my neighbourhood, and thus they are practiced at “nothing to do” gardening. However, with most of the tulips now done – query for [DFO] gardeners: should I pull the bulbs? – the irises have taken hold. So I planted some more lilies, because I apparently want the backyard to smell like an old folk’s home.

I always seem to pull some sort of muscle, usually due to bad posture when yanking weeds out of the garden. Not as bad as Brian May, though. He managed to tear a glute whilst weeding the flower box. I usually do that while out getting my evening exercise.

Tonight’s … entertainment?:

• Hockey:
  • “The 1970 Boston Bruins: Big, Bad and Bobby” – 8:00PM ET | NHLN / Sportsnet
• Basketball:
  • “The Last Dance” – Episodes 7 & 8 – 9:00PM | ESPN
•  Wrasslin’:
  • WWE Money In The Bank – 8:00PM | WWE Network.
    • Wrestlers have to fight their way to the roof of WWE HQ (FKA, “Titan Towers”) & then attempt to grab the appropriate briefcase.

Jeff Hardy is involved tonight, so expect at least one stupid / death-defying stunt. Previous examples are:

• Bob’s Burgers – 9:00 PM | FOX / City
  • While trying to show Tina what’s great about their town, Linda ends up on the trail of a legendary local singer. Meanwhile, Teddy turns to Bob for help in arguing with a sports radio host.
• A Saturday Night Live Mother’s Day – 9:00PM | NBC / Global
  • Two hours of fan-favorite “SNL” sketches to celebrate moms and families.

It looks like not a lot, yet just enough. Good luck.