^{The episode means something different to Bill Parcells.}

NFL Nuggets:

• Ryan Leaf was arrested on domestic battery charges in Palm Desert on Friday – just FOUR MILES from my mom’s house! 
  • Given that ESPN has the coverage on it’s front page, I’m guessing his analyst’s job is now available for hire.
  • It’s not known what specifically happened, as the holiday weekend has suspended all court operations, but his booking sheet notes it’s Misdemeanor battery on a spouse or partner, and the bail was set at $5000.
    • He is due in court at 8:00AM on Wednesday, so maybe we find out then.

It’s Memorial Day, so you just know that that means exploiting the memory of Pat Tillman.

• The NFL Network and nfl.com are replaying “A deep dive into the legacy of Pat Tillman, 15 years later.”
• The NY Post & other FOX outlets have a piece on how “NFL star-turned-war hero Pat Tillman epitomizes Memorial Day“.
• The LA Times & its affiliates are noting “Pat Tillman’s sacrifice underscores the importance of Memorial Day“.
• PFT has a solemn perspective that Memorial Day should be an opportunity for Americans to reprioritize what should be important versus what has become important.

They’re all a poignant reminder that it’s never over unless marketing says it is.

MXC Monday:

Tonight, it’s Circus Workers versus the Travel Industry. “Frequent flyers versus Freaks”; what could go wrong?

I wish they had follow-up episodes where Guy, or Geek, La Douche showed up at their place of employment to check on a dude’s “ruptured groin” and such. Watching the translation of how she explained to her colleagues there was “a party in my mouth” would be worth the effort.

Tonight’s … entertainment?:

• Wrasslin’:
  • Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
• NASCAR XFINITY Series:
  • Alsco 300 – 7:30PM | FS1 / TSN
    • Sidebar – did they ever finish the Coca Cola 600?
• The Titan Games – 8:00PM | NBC
  • Season 2 premieres with host Dwayne Johnson revealing the competition’s new format, with regional brackets featuring professional athlete Titans.
• Grant – 9:00PM | HIST
  • Episode 1: Unlikely Hero
    • In an unlikely American history story, Ulysses S. Grant rises from his humble beginnings to become the winning General in one of the Civil War’s bloodiest battles.
• Top Chef Canada – 10:00PM | Food Network Canada
  • “Eat Your Veggies”: In a special Quickfire Challenge the chefs get a helping hand from mini-sous chefs from The Boys and Girls Club of Canada; the chefs tackle the seemingly simple task of making fresh pasta, leading to an unexpected twist that rocks Judges Table.
• Korea Baseball Organization:
  • Hanwha Eagles at NC Dinos – 2:30 AM | ESPN2

Well, after today the holidays have evened out for the year. Next up – National Founding Day holidays. Mr. Scott?