NFL Nuggets:
- I’m just going to use the whole sentence: “Multiple Houston Texans and Dallas Cowboys football players, including Pro Bowl running back Ezekiel Elliott, have recently tested positive for COVID-19.”
- According to Florio, it’s at least four – two Texans & two Cowboys.
- None of the players appear to have brought the disease into the team facility.
- No report that the Texans picked it up at the George Floyd funeral, although it’s still within the 14-day incubation period.
- But it’s being speculated.\, which will be enough for the goons among the fan base.
- Zeke is, of course, thrilled that more of his personal life has leaked to the media.
- According to Florio, it’s at least four – two Texans & two Cowboys.
HIPAA ??
— Ezekiel Elliott (@EzekielElliott) June 15, 2020
He’s not blaming his agent, but is alluding to the fact it likely came from the Cowboys.
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- Who released a statement saying they have done nothing & are complying with all privacy laws/
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- This news comes on the same day that NFL Players Association medical director Thom Mayer announced that players would be tested, on average, three times per week.
- The league is expected to release it’s training camp protocols this week or next.
- The NFLPA’s math is that league revenues would drop by $3.0 billion is stadiums remained empty the whole season.
- This is lower than the Forbes estimate of $5.5 billion in lost “stadium revenue”.
- Which they calculated to include the sum of tickets, concessions, sponsors, parking and team stores.
- There is yet no word on what would happen to future salary caps.
- This is lower than the Forbes estimate of $5.5 billion in lost “stadium revenue”.
- One revenue generating stream is beginning to get tapped.
- The Broncos and FanDuel Group announced a multi-year partnership on Monday, making FanDuel an official sports betting partner and an official daily fantasy partner of the Broncos.
- The deal is the first official sports betting partnership for an NFL team.
- The Broncos and FanDuel Group announced a multi-year partnership on Monday, making FanDuel an official sports betting partner and an official daily fantasy partner of the Broncos.
MXC Monday:
Tonight’s episode is Adult Entertainment vs Home Improvement.
The “Do It Yourselfers” versus the “Do Everyones”. A fine collection of invented names & crash landings are at your disposal.
This is Episode 112, meaning that I’ve posted an episode every Monday for three straight months.
Tonight’s … entertainment?:
- Wrasslin’:
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- the “fallout” from last night’s “Backlash” event.
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- Antiques Roadshow – 8:00PM | PBS
- From Honolulu – 19th-century Hawaiian poi pounders; a Dirk van Erp copper vase; and a Joseph Nawahi oil painting from 1888 are featured.
- The Titan Games – 8:00PM | NBC
- The Rock’s weekly reminder that you suck, and that there are some people rich enough to exercise at least 6 hours.day.
- America In Black And Blue 2020 – 9:00 PM | PBS
- This program reports from across the country, and includes interviews with key leaders and participants in the struggle for racial justice, accountability and equity, as well as voices from law enforcement.
- ESPN SportsCenter Special: Return to Sports – 9:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- Commissioners Roger Goodell (NFL), Adam Silver (NBA), Rob Manfred (MLB), Gary Bettman (NHL), Cathy Engelbert (WNBA) and Don Garber (MLS) are expected to participate in a discussion hosted remotely by Get Up’s Mike Greenberg.
- Pray to whatever God you believe in for either a meteor, lightning or earthquake.
- Godless atheists can wish for one of the three.
- The vegans of the religious world don’t get bonus picks because they don’t believe in anything.
- Godless atheists can wish for one of the three.
- Pray to whatever God you believe in for either a meteor, lightning or earthquake.
- Commissioners Roger Goodell (NFL), Adam Silver (NBA), Rob Manfred (MLB), Gary Bettman (NHL), Cathy Engelbert (WNBA) and Don Garber (MLS) are expected to participate in a discussion hosted remotely by Get Up’s Mike Greenberg.
It seems more a of talking night than an action night. Choose wisely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCNlt5nvSI8
Well, destroy his jaw anyway.
Oh shit; I think I’ve posted this before…. TERRIBLY sorry.
She’s probably not a real skate gurl anyways.
Well, I’m done.
ZZZZZZZ
We’re doing a full on family reunion on Sunday.
On Zoom.
We’ve got like 5 birthdays this week plus father’s day and we’re going to do this proper.
We need to be taking this pandemic shit seriously people. It doesn’t matter how sick of it you’ve gotten. People are dying and we can’t get stupid now.
I’m even going to finish Sunday Gravy while we’re video conferencing.
It’s a new world and we better learn to adapt.
That fucking rules.
People are dying and we can’t get stupid now.
Too late. Oh, you mean us.
Happy all those days!
Oh, God. She looks like my boss probably did … ago. Butt let’s not dwell on that.
I like this.
Very good, not great movie. Lot’s of GoT cast. Worth a watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPkjnRIdQXQ
I’m not going to bed with the idea of a fucking white terrorist attempting to murder someone in my hometown, so here.
https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/Rw1TxLY
https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/WkvKcrF
LOL. Clicking on the photos to go through the array makes it a makeshift animated gif.
https://some-celebrity-stuffs.tumblr.com/post/189169314047/olga-kurylenko
[The Cowboys] released a statement saying they have done nothing…
I’ll take things typically associated with the NFLPA for $400, Alex
(ouch)
I think you are discounting all of their accomplishments; they did… a lot of cocaine and spouse beating.
… And Taylor.
Let’s get some fucking food.
Okay, everybody can relax, the US is fixed and things are okay. Our national nightmare is over:
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-hollywood-idUSKBN23M2JM
Let’s talk about basic photo composition.
Members of a New Mexico militia group just opened fire on a group of protestors. One shooter yelled out that his dad was the sheriff. Fortunately they were able to save the one who was hit. This is always how this shit goes. Demonizing the left and screaming about property damage while right wing psychos attempt to pile up bodies.
This says it was fireworks.
https://www.kunm.org/post/armed-militia-group-alarms-blm-protesters-late-monday-after-peaceful-rally
That said…..
That’s from a few weeks ago. This just happened
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/15/us/conquistador-onate-albuquerque-new-mexico-unrest.html
It helps a lot when I look at the fucking date!! Practice?
Imagine shooting someone over a fucking statue.
You know that’s not why.
“Man Is Shot”
“Gunfire broke out.”
It’s amazing how no right winger has ever done an active verb in the world the New York Times exists in.
THIS
THIS GIF I CALL IT THE BIDEN CAMPAIGN CAUSE IT’S CAUSING A BIG TENT TO BE PITCHED.
“BIG”
Another bad Senator was Tom Barrasso. He played 7 games and got 0 points.
Stupid goalie.
He was a good Penguin.
Why the fuck am I having trouble finding the source of this?
It’s difficult with one hand.
One hand for the boat, one hand for yourself.
Olga Kurylenko
https://filmwitches.tumblr.com/post/614608711143571456/olga-kurylenko-in-the-room-2019-dir-christian
One of the highlights of the whole #rampgate business was seeing somebody point out that the president who could get down a ramp the fastest was FDR.
That’s fucking hilarious.
I’ve actually seen that sign in person – it’s in San Lucia, in South Africa.
I meant the FDR joke, but yeah; I always thought it was in Florida.
I think they are both hilarious.
Probably needs to be put up in Florida.
Florida Man!
[search Google for this image]
I *think* it’s from The New Guy. Underrated flick
Sleeping With Other People. Same as the gif of her spinning around in lingerie.
Lil WCS and Lil’er WCS can now correctly identify Metallica, Pantera, Huey Lewis and the News, Beastie Boys, Pearl Jam, and Stone Temple Pilots.
DAD ROCK ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Good, but needs moar Van Halen and Rush.
Absolutely correct. I’m working on it.
And what about DAD COUNTRY ACHIEVEMENT?*
*West Virginny, mountain stepmommaaaaa. Take me home, Dusty Rhodes
+1 just for the line at the bottom
“L’il WCS, this is Green Day. An internet friend of Daddy’s would listen to them & punish me by posting links to their songs. If you value your friends, don’t do that.”
My sonny boy starts his first day of work in the family business. He’s 4th generation. He’s probably completely fucked.
Give him an old one to kill first. Preferably mostly passed out.
Kids these days-he’s locating dumpsters by GPS and not by scoping them out by driving around the neighborhood. smgdh
It’s rough, but you gotta get with the times.
[drone flies over. Hobo senses tingling vaguely]
Or maybe a simple, low-key kidnapping?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5e5UsPm5YQ
I say give him a tough one, a challenge, but calculated he will kill after an intensive struggle. The scotch will taste sweeter with some bruises and cuts.
Why are you making him become a prostitute?!?
Ron Perlman is delightfully asking Ted Cruz to name a time/place for an ass-beating (he’s even inviting McConnell along for funsies).
Ted Cruz is somehow not among the worst 3 or 4 senators. MAYBE.
Let’s see…McConnell, Paul, Graham…
I dunno. Cruz and Alexander are neck-and-neck in 4th worse Senator.
Peter King and Tom Tancredo get no ‘spect.
In my defense, when I think of “Peter King” I immediate think of a greater evil that goes by that name.
And as God is my witness, this is first I’ve heard of that other guy.
He goes fully conspiracy theory…… so yeah, they like him.
Yeah, ok maybe 4th. Wait…Marsha Blackburn is awful. Damn, this is TOUGH.
Door Flies Open: Come for the Dick Jokes; Stay for the Intense Political Discussions
Yeah, forgot that one for a second.
Oh come on, Tom Cotton? Inhofe and Kennedy also defintely top 10.
Fuck, so much douchetalent.
Yeah, lots of “talent” in the Senate.
Cornyn.
16 team playoff.
Where does Alexandre Daigle fit in?
Got a Patrick Bateman vibe. Nuke him from orbit.
“No, no, wait. Let me pick his brain first.” – scotchy
the horror, the horror…
Don’t forget Sniveling Susan and Tall Cotton!
This is like the old [website redacted]; drafts: you re-picked someone’s Cotton. You lose your second third round pick.
In my defense, I’m high.
Yes?
https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/15/politics/neil-gorsuch-supreme-court-lgbtq-rights/index.html
I’m not sure what I find more entertaining, Conservatives flabbergasted by Gorsuch’s “betrayal” or Liberals wondering if this is a one time thing or if Gorsuch turned Face. Anyway, heckuva job with this nomination, Donnie.
I asked BeerBrother, and he Gorsuch’s guidance in the ruling is to simply change the Civil Rights Act to clarify who qualifies.
Yeah, shouldn’t have been anything but 9-0. Not counting on Gorsuch for too much more.
Three votes by you know whos…….
Lets be honest. Its four. Roberts only voted with the majority so he could have Gorsuch write a narrowly written opinion. If it was 5-4 with Roberts on the minority, the responsibility to designate an opinion writer would’ve gone to the most senior justice in the majority, RBG, whom may have picked a liberal justice to give a more broader opinion.
Could be, but the dissenters are just fucking assholes in a complete sense was my point.
I respectfully concur. I especially liked Justice Kavanaugh’s opinion of “you should be proud of your victory here, but I cannot support it because the law isn’t written that way”. I’m sure he’ll be that strict when Trump’s “make me Caesar” case comes on the docket.
If you concur it can be disrespectfully. “I agree! She’s hot, you bitch.” Is fine with me.
Whatever you say, bitch.
Thank you.
So a substitute teacher decided to put together a Black Lives Matter rally in a village of Bethel, 30 miles southeast of Cincinnati. Of course, the Back the Blue, 2nd Amendment people decided to put together a counterprotest. The protest numbered 800, or a quarter of the population.
The protest is in the 2nd day and there are now active rumors that there are busloads of Antifa going to burn downtown Bethel to the ground. All 55 square blocks of it.
This is just stupid. All because some rednecks are afraid of change.
Also, don’t worry. I don’t live near Bethel, so I’m not in danger, but still Bethel, a village you can drive through in five minutes is having active protests.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bethel,_Ohio
and there are now active rumors that there are busloads of Antifa going to burn downtown Bethel to the ground.
I wish I was making that up. The rumors do say they are coming from Dayton, so there’s evidence on both sides as to its validity.
Come on, “validity” fucking A.
“Validity” people who believe shit they read on social media are fucking idiots.
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-media/klamath-falls-oregon-victory-declared-over-antifa-which-never-showed-n1226681
“Thank God someone still believes that the phrase ‘active rumours’ carries any weight whatsoever.”
-Fox News
“The Wheels on the Bus Go Antifa.”
Maybe a few or even 3 smart or wise people can get some ham* in Bethel
* and maybe bring some other donations
Still cackle at the US Army Corps of Engineers shade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9npL6x8oFQ
Brandon Brooks just tore his achilles. Let’s get the fucking welps in early, I guess.
You mean like his landscaper?
My edit was so fast and yet still failed me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZMg9ryeWOw
Dr. Tongue’s 3D House of Horrors got to ‘Rip and Tear’ first. Check 3:30 in-if you dare!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SJY6w0HD50
This skit just keeps on giving-they’ve successfully brainwashed the stewardesses and have to tell them that, yes, okay, they’d like more pillows and vodka/OJ’s even though they don’t. Keep an eye out for Catherine O’Hara laughing and trying to cover her mouth.
I came here to bitch about this.
Fray Achilles Fray
Rotating surfboard of death is always good for painful eliminations.
“Painful Eliminations” is the name of my The Rolling Kidney Stones cover band.
I was thinking of small caliber (calibre) that takes a long time to bleed out.
Or Bat Torture.
Oh, never mind, that’s just sexy time.
Now playing. Oof
https://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=tIfICGQe2V4
Oh! I got nose-odomized on Saturday. Negative for Covid woo. (Soap and smoking, you the real heroes.) Now when I threaten to cough on everything, it’s “Disturbing the peace” at worst. ?
Props to Zeke for spelling HIPAA right. Tho question mark game needs work.
And OF COURSE I’ve spelled it HIPPA, which suggests a lithe lady with killer shoulders WINK.
#SCAPULASMATTER!
-anon, N.C.
??
But was his tweet AOTA compliant?
Are we sure he wasn’t accusing Hippo of leaking the info; so distraught he misspelled the name?
Hippo only stole his prescriptions.
It’s Texas, I’ll be more shocked when they report who doesn’t have Covid.
Imagine, an ENTIRE PROGRAM devoted to the weather!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmCO8vJdVEk
What’s next, a whole channel just for Spices?
A Spice World, even.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbG8d7CM0IQ
I love me some Julio Velez.
I LOVE MXC MONDAYS!!!
And it loves you right back.
[watches clip]
Really? But there’s no anal!
It’s in the subtext
“I spent 8 months working in a secret government subtext. Adore me.”
-Barnacle Heatbook