HOLY HELL MAJOR CHAMPIONSHIP GOLF IS BACK… Your Thursday PGA Championship slash afternoon open thread

Hawkey is back, the NBA is back (I think?), based ball is sort-of back who knows, football… again, who knows. All of that stated, golf has been back for six weeks. Granted, there aren’t any galleries, so, it’s been a bit strange, but, I’ll take what I can get at this point. However, today begins the first major of the golfing calendar, the PGA Championship, at Harding Park in San Francisco. With COVID being such fun for everyone, everywhere this year (WEAR A MASK, PEOPLE. IT ISN’T TYRANNY, IT’S PUBLIC HEALTH), we are going to have the 101st PGA Championship without fans in attendance.

Brooks Koepka is looking to be first to win three straight PGAs since Walter Hagan did in the 1910s. Last year’s PGA was the first, and now only, the late, great tWBS and I met and hung out, in real life.

It isn’t The Masters Thursday, but, it is still major championship golf. Sit back, crack a drink, and enjoy in this COVID-era. I would, too, but, wifey is working a 24 hour shift, so, I get to chase the kids around all day. Hello there, gin!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Gratliff

Caps should just forfeit their first round series

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The only thing that’s potentially interesting about Kanye West’s candidacy is the prospect of Q-Anon endorsing him and the fallout that would ensue.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The Beirut explosion was in the wrong place.

Dunstan

Also the possibility that, since Kanye’s fandom is at least as much “young white guys” as it is black people, he might drain more votes from Trump than from Biden.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He will get plenty of The Stupid Vote from around the country.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh, most definitely.

Don T

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Don T

Sorry.
SPOILER ALERT

Viva La Tabula Raza

I’ll await Fronkenshteen’s response…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Happy Thursday muchachos.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Lolcaps

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

LOLCAPS.

I will never get tired of this “joke.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

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Gratliff

Extremely Tom Wilson capitals team today

Gratliff

Kovalchuk continuing his tradition of running over young Flyers who don’t know better

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

As did Manfred von Richthofen.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So a Zoom funeral is…… interesting.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think this is even worse for me if I have a conversation with them, any name thing goes out the window. It happened with Jerod Mayo at NE.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

WHOOOOOOO

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

….THE FUCK SAID THAT THING??

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

Are they better than Tiger’s chances for a free Denny’s Grand Slam?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You can’t have mayo with breakfast, BUT THE HOLY ABOMINATION OF MIXING SWEET AND SAVORY HAPPENS ALL THE TIME!!

litre_cola

Golf it’s what married guys do. Fuck that I golfed way more before wedlock, never mind child.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Yeah, sex is cool, I guess, but have you ever listened to Another One Bites the Dust with headphones and turned it up real loud, feeling the bass thump in your ears?”

ArmedandHammered

I have enjoyed watching golf without the crowds. No more screams of “Get in the hole!” or the other idiocy. Plus you can hear the players talking to their caddies and between themselves, adds a bit more fun to watching.

Sharkbait

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No golf riots either, those were distracting.

Viva La Tabula Raza

One benefit of Trump sending in the brownshirts to Portland: everyone’s a little more leery of peacefully protesting rioting at places where mostly white people hang out.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Dunstan

No more screams of “Get in the hole!””

Yeah, that’s why I quit going to sex clubs, too.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It was the same for me and the annual Groundhog’s Day celebration in Punxsutawney.

Viva La Tabula Raza

And no one wants to hear that shit in a billiards parlor, either.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Especially when all these things are combined.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Let me reach for most tasteless post of the day, earlier than usual:

I Smelt the Felt at Big Dan’s Tavern
New Bedford, Massachusetts

ArmedandHammered

That was a one time watch movie.

Viva La Tabula Raza

No times would have been enough.

Gratliff

I see how this would be relevant after Montreal’s win yesterday

Sharkbait

Hockey ended. I don’t know what you’re talking about….

Also you bet I put in a couple DFS lineups for this tournament. PRAISE GAMBLOR!

Game Time Decision

this first step is admitting you have a problem
/works for either paragraph