Your Monday Night Football Doubleheader Open Thread

Hey, yesterday didn’t suck, ya know? Oh, maybe your team sucked but the day? Nah. And tonight we have a couple of young-ish qb’s whose careers really could go either way, facing off against some D’s that could cause some skittishness. How will they do? [shrugs shoulders] I don’t know but let’s have the old looky-loo, shall we?

Steelers/Giants:

Last year New York gave up the third-most turnovers in the league and the Steelers had the most sacks and takeaways. This doesn’t look good. I’ve been told that Watt, Heyward and Dupree are jonesing for Danny Dimes. Three new faces are featured on a rebuilt offensive line that was a rebuild last year that was a rebuild from the year previous. Yikes. Stunts, blitzes, bull rushes-Pitt is going to make this game as physical as possible, get up early and win going away. I see a doubling up along the lines of 36-18 or 40-20.

Titans/Broncos:

Drew Lock got five games under his belt and had 7 tds and 3 int’s which seems like typical ‘rookie under fire’ numbers. It looks as though Courtland Sutton is a ‘not-go’ tonight so rook Jerry Jeudy and second-year te Noah Fant might have to do some heavy lifting-a sign of things to come? [looks at wr backups] Tim Patrick? Diontae Spencer? DeaSean Hamilton? Wow, your depth chart might be as skinny as the Giants! The Von Miller-less D has to somehow stay away from third and short situations because the Titans (using you-know-who) were the best in the league there once Tannyfanny became the starter.

Enough of my barking-it’s you guys that make the site the delightful place that it is. Do that thing you do.

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Mr. Ayo

Grumblelord would cut that rookie during this commercial break.

clint greasewood

The gods aren’t pleased with the titans.

Horatio Cornblower

Well, there are some long-standing grudges involved.

Don T

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Mr. Ayo

Nailed it!

— B. Walsh

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I know it’s basedball, but Mark Grant just called the bases loaded”drunk with monks” for the Padres, and it shall now FOREVER BE KNOWN AS THAT!

Horatio Cornblower

That is inspired.

Also I hope your team wrecks the Dodgers.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

That would be the free guac on the perfect asada burrito that this season has been.

Sharkbait

That is great

Horatio Cornblower

AJ Brown is alive, anyway.

Don T

The exclamation points really bring home the “We won’t judge you”
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Horatio Cornblower

Did that Denver guy just land on his balls?

Don T

Humphries sighting!

Horatio Cornblower

The Minute White Hope

Senor Weaselo

I’m personally okay with Brown saving it for next week in DFOball, but who am I to disparage the rest of you who might need him?

Doktor Zymm

Stiffarms are like a really violent version of Duck, Duck, Goose

Mr. Ayo

*Gray Duck

Dontcha know?

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Horatio Cornblower

No, Rothlisberger was in the early game.

Horatio Cornblower

OK, I want 5 passes to AJ Brown this series. Hear me FF Gods!!
/sacrifices another beer

Sharkbait

99 yard pass to Brown. Make it so!

clint greasewood

please

clint greasewood

Demon Horse at the Denver Airport is angry
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Senor Weaselo
Col. Duke LaCross

Bluecifer!

Doktor Zymm

Titans know you gotta cover your Butt

Sharkbait

What an awful playcall

Don T

What massive linemen too ?

Horatio Cornblower

The better to stuff you with, my dear

/That line looks like it could do some damage.

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Horatio Cornblower

Shoulda thrown it to Fant, dummies.

WCS

NO BUTT FOR YOU

Mr. Ayo

GO FOR IT !!!

Don T

Ou yea

Doktor Zymm

Pop, Lock and Drop it

Horatio Cornblower

Fant looks like a steal for me, so I look forward to his season-ending knee injury any second now.

clint greasewood

I need 44 fantasy points between Melvin Gordon, AJ Brown, and Jonnu Smith and they are throwing TDs to fucking Purrit

Fronkenshteen

[slaps at own hips like a douche]

Sharkbait

1 AJ Brown down pls.

litre_cola

Jump ball to him pleeeassse

Fronkenshteen

HAAAAAA!!!!

Don T

Wooooo!
/puts ice cream back in freezer

Doktor Zymm

Sorbet goes better with wine anyhow

Sharkbait

Dok drinks and desserts like a pro

Mr. Ayo

Fumble, Woo!

Horatio Cornblower

Jets are starting Frank Gore next week, in case your chapter of AARP has a fantasy football league.

Doktor Zymm

The AARP magazine has the highest circulation of any magazine in the US

Horatio Cornblower

I get it. Whether I want it or not.

Recovery Whiskey

Because they enroll anyone that turns 50

Horatio Cornblower

This. You can probably imagine how thrilled my wife was this year on her 21st 29th birthday.

Sharkbait

Dallas GWG on a delay of game penalty.Yikes.

Senor Weaselo

Oh great, another offseason of Vegas complaining about the refs.

Don T

The Weapon beybeh
/illegal block in the back

King Hippo

Damn, he really IS the weapon, DonT

Don T

Kern was impressive since the combine
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Sharkbait

Ice Cowboys in the Final

WCS

Ice Cowboys going to the Stanley Cup Final.

Mr. Ayo

Good night, Vegas.

Mr. Ayo

Lockdown!

Doktor Zymm

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Horatio Cornblower

THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!

litre_cola

AJ Brown time now plz.

Sharkbait

THISSSSS

Don T

Fuck this. I’m having wine.

litre_cola

Hell yes!

King Hippo

FantDOWN!!!

litre_cola

Fantdown!

clint greasewood

Melvin Gordon time

King Hippo

Oh yeah, this guy Jerry Jeudy? He fucks!

Horatio Cornblower

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Doktor Zymm

Gotta be suspicious of anyone with the initials J.J.

King Hippo

Dy-no-mite??

Horatio Cornblower

I generally don’t drink during the week, giving my health at least a nodding acknowledgement as I age into my golden years, but a friend I hadn’t hung out with in a while called and asked if I was up for driveway beers and, well, the Kraken has been released.

Mr. Ayo

Nailed it!

— B. Walsh

Sharkbait

NEVER gets old.

litre_cola

Unlike babysitters – M. Chmura

Horatio Cornblower

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hippofant

Okay, this lack of crowd noise is a little disconcerting.

Pipe in some on-field noise!

Sharkbait

That’s why you’re not in Foxboro anymore Ghost

King Hippo

Field goal esta…in-com-PLETE!!!

Don T

Me cago en la hostia

Don T

? ?…

King Hippo

Yeah, I suspect less Tanny Fanny equals MOAR football points

Don T

ESPN Deportes commercials are mainly debt consolidation and prostate pills. Don’t remember which one has a boomer in a motorcycle.