Your “Talk Amongst Yourselves” Early Slate of NFL Games Open Thread

Because there seem to be so many of them we’ll go directly-

TO THE GAMES!

Rams/Bills:

Rook rb Moss is out with a toe ouchie so the problem for Coach McDermott now becomes, “How do I limit Singletary to under 20 touches? Hmmm…”. He’ll find a way.

Raiders/Pats:

I was thinking Pats for survivor because the Raiders are coming off the meaningful victory and all the hoopla surrounding their new digs, plus traveling cross-country and playing the early game vs. the Pats at home. Or I could stream the teams playing the Jets. Decisions are hard.

Team/Browns:

Much was made of the vaunted Team’s pass rush after wk. 1 and then wk. 2 happened. Quickly recapped, there was not much vaunt. Mayfield and Co. shouldn’t have much of a problem here.  Shouldn’t.

Texans/Steelers:

Pitt’s pass rush generates pressure within 2 seconds on 44% of qb dropbacks. Look for Watson to run around a bit more than usual to counteract that.

9ers/Giants:

New York will be looking Wayne Gallman’s way when they need a competent plodder (who was inactive last week) to get them 3 yards on first down. San Franny should walk away with this despite fast running out of Next Man Up’s.

Bengals/Eagles:

Burrows is tied for second in attempted passes with 97(!) so far. Kudos for him in that he has a 3:1 TD/INT ratio. Let’s call him Joey Ice (that elbow, postgame)

Titans/Vikes:

Perhaps this is the week rook wr Justin Jefferson hits the smash spot-he’s playing primarily in the slot so far and would be up against an UDFA that has given up 80+ yards and a score so far.

Bears/Falcons:

Julio is a game-timer that didn’t practice all week. PFF has given the Bears O-line the 3rd best ranking with respect to protecting the qb, noting that they didn’t give up a single quick pressure to the Giants last week. I feel that sometimes these rankings should be adjusted for ‘quality of opponent’.

Have at it down below. We’ll have our esteemed footski commenters start things off.

 

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Redshirt

Yay, the losing streak’s been snaped!

Gratliff

Tie imminent

Mother Puncher

Goddamn Burrow gets a tie before he gets a win

blaxabbath

Hippo got a home or away Driskel jersey?

Gratliff

Carson Wentz with exactly 2 good throws today

Mother Puncher

Jesus stupid christ

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

It’s a shame Kelly Loeffer isn’t dead. I understand Georgians are, in their hearts, backwater hillbillies who really care more about fabricating a god that hates the same people they do — but I’d prefer they keep animals like Loeffer elected at the state level so they can just continue to screw up that shithole, rather than bother the rest of us with their inbred culture.

clint greasewood

Good old prevent defense getting shredded on a weekly basis

clint greasewood

Belay my last

rockingdog

god damn I love that Win probability stat

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

Is Nick Foles the answer at QB for CHI?????

Gratliff

Any year he doesn’t begin as the starter is a Foles season

clint greasewood

Send the Falcons to the Big XII

blaxabbath

At least there they’d have a mid-tier payroll.

Mother Puncher

I smell a tie

bk109

Soooooo, Dan Quinn getting shitcanned in the morning or what?

blaxabbath

ATL is soft.

And their uniforms suck ass.

blaxabbath

Georgia can shear off into the gulf along with Florida.

Gratliff

Disband the falcons and blacklist the players

Gratliff

Might be time for tie watch in Philly

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“A tie watch? Tells time and is formal neck-wear.”

-Donovan M., Il.

clint greasewood

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Gratliff

Sweet jesus the Eagles made an important stop

litre_cola

I know right???

ArmedandHammered

Well they to have to set up the Wince pick six.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Wince” that’s very good.

Gratliff

It’s what I do every time he drops back

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

At least it is not at every snap.

Mother Puncher

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This got cut off; the part about agreeing on a safe word was left off.

clint greasewood

Let Mitchell cook

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He burns the potatoes…. always.

rockingdog

LOL

Mother Puncher

Should I download tik tok

Mr. Ayo

Absolutely

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

If you like to be surprise back-doored.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

By Chinese hackers.

ArmedandHammered

Atlanta chokes more than Mandingo’s fluffer.

Gratliff

Might skip the middle man and just vacuum my dogs instead

Gratliff

Kirk Cousins Memorial Arm Punt

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gumbygirl

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Holy shit. Relegate Atlanta. From the state.

WCS

How about Georgia entirely?

litre_cola

Tblisi was nice when I visited. Good red wine.

blaxabbath

Georgia is a fucking shithole. The Falcons are right where they belong.

Mother Puncher

This is the Bengals I remember

Mr. Ayo

BUNGLES!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

I’m gonna join this Bills/RAMMIT action….

clint greasewood

The King of The Forth, First of his name, Josh Mother Fucking Allen

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Don T

Down by 2, two minutes remaining, in MIN territory. This is where Vrabel used to* overthink.

* Hopefully.

WCS

PRAISE BLEERGH

ArmedandHammered

It is the darkest timeline.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

That doesn’t work.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You are just not doing it right. I will get you details of the semen-are.

Mr. Ayo

Will there be a hands on session?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hands on, fingers in, no extra charge. The bonus get larger at each level, you should soon be at Onan Level.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Pay no attention to the GHB rumors.

bk109

…That’s … someone’s Rrrrrrraiders

Fumble
D.Carr sacked in End Zone for -6 yards, SAFETY.
The Replay Official reviewed the safety ruling, and the play was REVERSED.
D.Carr sacked at LV -1 for -7 yards. FUMBLES, RECOVERED by NE-D.Wise at LV -1. TOUCHDOWN.

blaxabbath

Refs gotta find a way to Tuck Rule this NE end zone recovery.

Gratliff

Bengals walking the Eagles to their endzone would be a fitting end to this game

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

Eagles need to go get Josh Rosen so they can get the inside lane on Brock Purdy in the draft.

blaxabbath

How do we embed tweets?

<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Bill O’Brien going to trade will fuller and 4 firsts for Carson Wentz <a href=”https://t.co/Zc7fv7SGlI”>pic.twitter.com/Zc7fv7SGlI</a></p>&mdash; John (@iam_johnw) <a href=”https://twitter.com/iam_johnw/status/1310302143224651776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>September 27, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src=”https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>

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