Man, I’m in heaven-the more football nights the better. For those Hot Takers in the media [whispers out of side of mouth] and a few folks on this site, this doesn’t signal the inevitable early end of the season. There was always going to be an in-season Monday Night doubleheader and there will be more to come. Just as there was always going to be a tilt on Tuesday. The only question I had was, ‘how nimble will the league be when things go sideways?” So they’ve gone sideways now and an adjustment has been made. [shrugs]
More Fallout:
-The Chief Medical Officer for the league has stated that ‘a bubble isn’t a good idea right now’ because a guy has to carry water for The Shield. I’ve no doubt that ‘bubbling’ right now is logistically impossible so dude has to say that there are ‘potential behavioral outcomes’ that might manifest themselves if the players had to change their routine. File under: gobbledegook.
-I’ve read fan sites devoted to all the 0-5 teams and it’s funny that the ‘Oh well, we’ll just get Trevor Lawrence now’ crowd has manifested itself. As though it were that easy. The team that gets super-serious about it is going to gut the roster for draft picks as we’ve seen done before. Most likely candidate? I’ll go with Atlanta because they’re already 37 mil. over next year’s projected cap and there’s long term moneys tied up.
-Pump the frickin’ brakes on Dalton-sure he performed well vs. a pathetic Giant D but he’s operating behind a line that has 3 starters gone.
TO THE GAME!
Bills/Titans:
-According to PFF Buffalo has the 4th ranked O in the league and Tennessee is not far behind in 8th. Trouble is, Titans have very little at wr right now aside from A.J. Brown coming back (I’m betting) a little too early from a bone bruise on his knee. Maybe keep an eye out for Kalif Raymond-he’s the go-to wr when the Titans go to 3 tight end sets, he’s hauled in a couple of 40+ yarders when they line up that way.
-Buffalo is sitting Tre’Davious White, their shutdown cb tonight which I think is a lovely bit of strategery-the Titans wr corps being what it is, the back-to-back short weeks and the Chiefs being on offer in week 6, well that’s common sense.
-How much does Tannyhill benefit from playaction/play-faking? When he drops back and passes on those plays he leads the league in yards gained at 11.9 yards. When he doesn’t he’s dead last at 5.4.
Have a good one down below.
I am the level of drunk and stoned for a Monday night game. It is an hour and a half earlier. This is great.
MORE TUESDAY FOOTBALL!
Seconded. I could get into this. If they did all week, my wife would leave me but at least I would have DFO.
These announcers really want us to believe the Titans are the victims here
‘Rona gets no respect
Oh Bills.
I think Don T is running chugging Cristal in his living room.
If he wasn’t before, now’s the time.
Well, Singletary shouldn’t fuck me over in FF now. It’s partay time at La Mansion
Or Beasley!
Bleerrg
69 seconds
Nice
If Scotchy was awake, he would furrow his brow.
Ooof!
Why run out there? Why not slide?
Why go for two at this point?
Know whether to take FG attempts completely off the board.
Might as well shoot for 500 – Houston
During this break in the action I’d like to tell all my pretend friends that Perrier gives me gas and I don’t like it.
Perrier is dinosaur farts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpLMnk2qi8o
BLEERGH running wild tonight.
I’ve had cars with busted alternators with less false starts than the Bills.
A handful of shitty mechanics stands by that joke.
They’re certainly not taking it for a ride.
/sees self out
It’s sorta impressive when Josh stares at his first read and still manages to get them the ball because he has arm.
I fully expected the ref to start start singing when he started “This is the end…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyC64whAVCM
I am really angry to have to re-start my Footy Manager glory. Fuck fuck fuck
Did you not have your games save to the Steam cloud. I made sure to do that after I had a hard drive fail.
I found a workaround while setting up the “new” season!!!
/but shld probably figure out what you mentioned, 2100 will be here before I know it smh
I wonder if those Charmin bears have worms.
Did remind me of the clever Bob’s Burgers “pandemic” episode
The Bills are so confused by success that they have decided to go back to the old days.
Their safe space.
Don T will get out the celebration bong tonight!
I’m banking a wine bottle. Unless Bills get within a score with 2+ mins. remaining.
Bailout BLEERGH!
El Tractorcito up the gut until is 28…
/or JONNU
Triggered — Russell Wilson
Malcolm Butler doing what Malcolm Butler do.
“Killing Colonel Mustard with the candlestick in the library?”
[looks up expectantly]
“Running over Josh Allen with the MVP prize Chevy Colorado Brady ceded to him after the Seattle SB.”
So much DonT SPLOOSH
“Tastes like… butt.”
Jests cut LeVeon Bell. What a shit show of a team.
Happiest man in New York Football at the moment
just trying to free up carries for young prospect Frank Gore obvs
Less Beasley. MOAR Diggs
MOAR Butler.
—Pete Carroll
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Classy move by the Bills to run the Alex Smith 2-minute offense. #Respect
if its clean, its cuisine
/looks at Spur judgmentally
That was the purpose of the Natty Ice enema beforehand
Brett Kern: Punting is thine kingdom.
he really DO make punting sexy, eh?
It’s excellence. A treat to watch.
Good play. Firkser doesn’t do drips.
Second half calls for an Old Fashioned.
I’d just like to say that the McCarthy/Feely announcer duo doesn’t suck giant balls.
Same problem as watching Survivor. Promos for CBS shows.
Your first problem is watching Survivor…
https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-okay-ok-SmoCFhZCi1kzu
Does this site have a practice forum. I have no fkn idea how to post gifs or images
IIRC, it has to start with https and have jpg, png, or gif at the end.
Any thread after 11 PM PST
Checks FF, I have many Tits on my teams. I blame Don T. If they have to postpone 1 more game there will be a week 18 and they will have 1 less game count. MY FAKE FOOTBALL TEAMS ARE OUTRAGED!
Phil Simms doing a great imitation of a female librarian at my high school in the mid-80’s.
Phil Simms looks like an intelligent Bret Kavanaugh
Probably less rapey
I have two nephews named Jake and Elwood.
You always forget to mention their other brother, Cocaine-Bloat, weird.
The do well enough with food bloat, plus the fact you need to have money to buy cocaine.
Tannehill making himself a harem of blond women.
Tannehill is the TEN QB I never thought possible.
I have been happy to see him do well and that his problems were due to the team he was on and their incompetence.
Less injuries too. He’s a different player.
Slow white guy TD.
And doesnt stick the landing
Scumbucket (who I will vote for) Cal Cunningham has seen his poll numbers IMPROVE over the last week. It would appear that Murrikans have finally tired of this fascist shite.
NC voters understand the need for a side piece, whether a woman or a gun.
Worked for Bill Clinton
Unless someone has more intel than I do, I should point out to the world that Mike Vrabel still hasn’t cut his dick off.
It’s dependent on the Titans winning the Superb Owl. Decisions, decisions.
Lower right
Left
Right is the stunt vagina
Firkster? Didn’t Catcher.
He’s another DFS punt that I would lose my mind over if he scored.
Tits in the uncanny valley
I’m “That incontinent lady from the commercial is hawt” years-old.