Your “Are We Doing Quality Over Quantity?” Sunday Late Afternoon Football Open Thread

Just the two tilts to dine one’s eyes on today-the Red Zone dude won’t know what to do with himself. I get it though, a doubleheader tomorrow will make all my whining go away. Perspective. I has it.

TO THE GAMES!

Jets/Fins:

“Gore Runs For 100 yards at the age of 37!” You may chortle at that headline but it is not that unlikely-Miami has let 4 out of 5 backfields pile up at least 113 yards. But really, if the Jets go down today against Gase’s former team, is he a goner? Or was this the plan all along? The Trevor beckons and if the price is a chaotic season, a toxic dressing room and open contempt from the media, will it all be worth it? By the way, look for Fitz to go off again because the Jets secondary gives up an astounding 67% catch rate on throws over 10 yards.

Packers/Bucs:

We’re going to have to say we were wrong about “Brady’s noodly appendage”. The cork sucker has a total of 458 yards on deep (over 20) passes so far this year and that ranks him third in the league. Bastard. Speaking of guys that wish they were bastards, qb Rodgers is the leading MVP candidate this year! Should you play this Tonyan kid at te today? Only one tight end has gone for over 50 yards against the Bucs. As for his counterpart on the other side, Gronk sits at .09 fantasy points per snap, the lowest total for all fellas at his spot. As well, the Pack has not allowed a TD or more than 4 catches to the position.

Get commenting, ya know ya wanna.

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Horatio Cornblower

Hey, the Green Bay QB went to UConn!

For 3 years, before bailing out and going to Eastern Kentucky.

Anyway, he’s crawling around after a fumble, which is probably something he learned in Storrs.

rockingdog

found a funny:

When the moon hits your dish
And you mispronounce fish
Albacore

King Hippo

huh, and here I was thinking Al-bacore was the 21st hijacker ,, smh

Horatio Cornblower

Not really sure I agree with Green Bay’s “establish the run’ strategy at this point in the game.

litre_cola

I am on board for their turnstile offensive line though.

Horatio Cornblower

I found lil’ Danny Snyder’s comic book collection!
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Fronkenshteen

If, like I did, you turned off the West Ham/Spurs match after Kane’s goal in the 6th, here’s Lanzini’s screamer to tie it as time expires:

Horatio Cornblower

That was amazing.

Fronkenshteen

“THAT’S JUST CRAZY!!!”

King Hippo

No shit, y’all came back? WOO!!!

JimU

I’m forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles everywhere

blaxabbath

I bought a bunch of toddlers clothes on offerup and in one of the bags i found a TB Josh Freeman jersey.

Brocky

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Horatio Cornblower

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herodotus450

The Jets are getting inducted as honorary members of the NFC East after this week.

Gatoraids

Banner man

Duchess

I hear the Jets are telling fans for an extra $50 they can put a paper bag over their cardboard cutouts

rockingdog

HA!

King Hippo

I turned the tv off an hour ago, and regret nothing.

litre_cola

Missing A-A Ron getting angry. That’s good watchin.

Game Time Decision

I CALLTHIS GUY ARRON RODGERS, “BAKER MAYFIELD” CAUSE HE’S SPENT MOST OF THE GAME ON HIS BACK

Gatoraids

Jets with the butt interception to match the butt fumble

rockingdog

LOL buTT interception!

Game Time Decision

Is that a wide receiver?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Tight end…

Gatoraids

Butt tackle incoming

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Fronkenshteen

What a fucking throw.

rockingdog

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Fronkenshteen

Tampa has a defense. Huh.

litre_cola

Whole team is a functioning geriatric workplace. JPP, Suh, Dreamboat, Gronk, Horny Fourny, Shady..

Viva La Tabula Raza

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litre_cola

I was unaware that Joel Quenville was a Space Cowboy.

Brocky

weirdly enough, this is the film that made me realize how cool Donald Sutherland is

blaxabbath

Todd Bowels in a great DC.

litre_cola

Had a nap when the Packers were up 10-0. Ummmm so is Jordan Rodgers the qb in GB now???

Gratliff

Gratliff

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Brick Meathook

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Viva La Tabula Raza

That was back when America was GREAT! I want to slap women’s behinds, let’s make America great again!

Fronkenshteen

A million years ago, when I was cool, I worked with an absolutely gorgeous waitress. One day, because we were close enough friends to not misunderstand such a thing, I decided to give her a playful “move it along” smack in the ass, as she was blocking the only entrance to the kitchen. However, it was a moving target, and I mistakenly popped her right in the cooch. Later that shift, she came up beside me at the ice machine and said, “You know, I like it rough, Mo.” I was too overwhelmed to respond. Regrets? I’ve had a few. Anyway, she’s a burlesque dancer in NYC now. Her stage name is Boo Boo Darlin’. She’s fucking great. Miss her.

litre_cola

To the interwebs for research!

Fronkenshteen

Here’s one of her glamour shots.

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Horatio Cornblower

This is the saddest story I’ve ever read.

Brick Meathook

That’s why you’ll never again see America win a war or land on The Moon. Also you’ll never see a middle class again. Ass-slapping worked, and it worked well.

Gatoraids

“These eyes” outtro for Gase was cut too short by red zone

Horatio Cornblower

Is Rodgers really talking shit after that first half performance?

Jesus, maybe his family has a point.