I just jinxed it, didn’t I? You can blame me after the game when you look at Hopkins’ 3 catches, 45 yards stat line. The game does look promising and there a number of quality tilts on offer this weekend. (unlike the first two “Point and Laugh” games featured on Thanksgiving)
Newsy Notes:
-The Giants have an new offensive line coach! They’d been slowly improving and a New York-centric podcast had noted that Judge had been spending quite a bit of time with the unit. He’d also gone ahead and hired a consultant by name of Dave DeGlugielmo to help Marc Colombo along. I guess when the latter heard the news there was a ‘wordy kerfuffle’ and someone lost their job. I think it has been very well established that questioning Judge’s judgement is verboten these days so, so long.
–Bruce Arians, when questioned about our fave nutball wr said to the reporters gathered, “He’s a model citizen-everyone here has gotten angry at some time. If you haven’t, I invite you to cast the first bike.”
-The Raiders now have 11 players on their Covid list. Wasn’t The Grinder fined some shekels a while ago for not following protocols? Weird how these things happen.
TO THE GAME!
Cards/Seahawks:
-Carson is out but Hyde be in. Perhaps some semblance of a running game might halt Seattle’s “lost 3 of the last 4” slide.
-The twice-baked failure pie that is the Seahawks D didn’t have a sack or even a hit on Murray the last time they interacted. They give up around 57.1 fantasy points each week to opposing wr’s, a number that is 11 points more than the next-worst team. So… “Play ‘Em All!”
-Much like some of the models Unsurprised likes to post, this NFC West division is very top-heavy. The Rams D and offensive line has really gelled the last few weeks and the Cards still have to play them twice. If Seattle wins this one they get a Fluffer’s Row of Philly, both NY teams and Team and they should be looking pretty.
-Are you kinda disappointed in Drake/Edmonds production? Well, Arizonny has 15 TD’s on the ground so far and the Kyler kid has 10 of them. Ball hogger. Can’t do that in baseball, buddy.
-Reminder, last time around Lockett went bananas-200 yds and 3 TD’s. DK was not OK because PP shadowed him and he ended up with 23 yards gained.
-Is Wilson forcing it too much? The most interceptions he’s had in a year was 11 and he’s at 10 already.
Type as though you’re staving off boredom.
/Hey, there’s a Tulane/Tulsa game on at 7:30 if you can’t wait for footed ball
Today is our 38th wedding anniversary. We’re going to eat a bunch of edibles, make some fried rice, and do some heavy giggling!
It says “giggling,” people!
Happy
/googles
2 years away from Ruby anniversary!
Plus 10
This is where I want to be down the road
Kudos! 22 years here.
Happy Anniversary! Hope you get the traditional 38th year gift, which is
(checks)
a bejeweled enema.
Maybe he just likes warm dry weather.
This game is tied? Is it a conspiracy?
-R.Giuliani.
Made it to the SB and scored so nowhere near.
Walter Payton’s ghost frowns
Are you sure? He went from winning the Super Bowl to watching the other team march down the field and kill his dream right before his eyes. People have turned into supervillains over less.
That was Ditka’s fault. He still has a SB ring.
Not even a little. First ballot.
Nah. First ballot.
Arizona isn’t the mark of the damned like other franchises. Besides, you can’t argue with the stats.
I have been seeing things such as Charcuterie houses instead of gingerbread houses. I am all for the cured meats, however you probably can’t leave the meat house out like you can the gingerbread.
That just seems like a waste of perfectly good cured meats
“Leaving your meat out? Never done that before.”
Nods
Jeffrey Toobin
Posts up for the high five
Peter North
“Yeah it would only make it a few minutes before it was all gone.”
–Andy Reid
Gobagool shingles and a mutzarell door.
Scotchy – I ain’t sayin’ but I’m just sayin’…that cartoon Fitty looks suspiciously like a hobo.
YOU HAVE BEEN SCORED AGAINST
The Cardinals are proving that my NCAA Football 2005 Create-a-Team‘s uniform of black jersey with purple numbers outlined by white could work in real life.
The Seahawks are proving that the highlighter isn’t a good primary color.
Touchdown
I could use a DrakeDown.
Thrown as I have Kyler v teh Hippo
One needs no help to kick my arse this season…
“Like you, my hooves are everything to me”
Good evening, Mr. Elway!
You’d need to get him outside of his Marriott / Hilton bubble and into an actual house
I WAS TOLD THE SEATTLE SECONDARY WAS SHITE!!! HARUMPH!!
Murray has to see over the line first hur dur too short
I really need Hopkins to get nothing this game. I foresee about 20 pts coming up if you have him.
Without fans in the stadium they feel free to call any dumb thing they want to
Crap penalty
A “Najeh”?
So glad I told Litre to take the over…
Heh, thought it was too many so I stayed away.
You the smart one.
Wilson has a bet he will outgain Murray
This reboot of The Running Man looks bad.
Maybe we’ll just have Cornish game hens for thanksgiving.
That’s weird, Gumby and I decided today that’s what we’re having. Are you spying on us?
.
On our special sheet his month? 17-20 ounce Cornish Hens. We don’t deliver to your area. You’re welcome.
Time to watch a nice soothing football- MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!
Action Green ftw
It’s so the people on the ISS can watch the game live.
I buy all my hydraulic locking actuators from there. I’ve got some pull there, and I’ll defend your alcoholism and weirdness.
I fake my test results too. Let’s go on a date.
Rudy must have talked to the Great Evil today
It could just be his shit-for-brains leaking out.
Pretty sure he is full of nothing but shit now.
Now why do you have to go insulting shit like that?
His soul is starting to reject his body.
He was just trying to convince a Federal Judge in PA to override the PA election results and have Trump declared winner there. I thought it was hislast bit of shame escaping.
Oh that banner pic.
Ha! Thought about a pic featuring his not-fingers. Figured that was a bit too far.
I can only hope you nuked the site from orbit.
If that doesn’t bring Moose back to argue with you, I guess nothing will.
We argued over Sherman tanks. I miss Moose.
I miss him too.
I could go full Republican. That may cause the door to fly open Kool Aid man style.
As I recall, he insisted that Sherman had tanks that helped to burn down Atlanta. Perhaps he left because he lost that argument? Who knows?
Threads just aren’t ending the same
He had a gif for every occasion. You could say he was gif(t) ed. Maybe someone could email him and tell him we miss him?
That would be my responsibility. I shall work with the high command here to try to make that happen.
As a form of protest with our missing comrade, I’m going to have ice cream and cookies non-stop until he returns!
YOU WERE GOING TO DO THAT ANYWAY!
-Redshirt’s belly
Is the middle one Andie MacDowell?
Yes. I think the other two are her daughters.
Speechless
“Speechless?” Tbh, I think that’s Marlee Matlin’s daughter.
No, you’re thinking of UNAHHHGA
That’s a whole lotta pretty for one family!
This is from the expert difficulty level for F-M-K.
I guess it’s just a 2020 thing, having to listen to Buck and Aikman call two games a week.
Might want to cover this Metcalf guy.
DK welcome to the game
DK TD!
DK?
If you like walking along highways in the dead of night but don’t want to be run over, I can’t recommend these Seahawks jerseys nearly enough.
I prefer not being spotted by a hobo killer thank you.
Budda Baker played college here. Many wanted him to be drafted by the Hawks. But nope
Tiny QB battle
Thats not wrong
Bird game? Bird game.
“I like birds!”
-Robert Stroud
Greetings from four miles away from the game.
Most threads I saw today agree the Hox now play in the Loo
Definite downgrade from the Clink.
Vick’s advice to Murray: Don’t get caught in a dog fighting ring.
Bitches get stitches
Or drowned. Whatever.
Plus, like WOLVERINES, man. THAT is the future!
“CLAWS OUT!”
Good game or shit show? Does it really matter? TO THE GAME!
I’ll have you know second place in the NFC West is on the line. Show some respect
Sexy music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L47UIjoAwE
Love the percussion action.
I made it. No work until Nov 30.
Well, i still have to term a salesperson tomorrow, he quit on his own. I’ll also need to book a contractor should Sierra Vista deal happens + some idiot decided to switch us from Webex to Zoom this weekend. 1 tiny issue, DoD doesn’t support Zoom.
Am being being asked to get creative by IT. FUCK THEM. Fix my shit keyboard bitch! Am not blinking they’ll need to wait until Zoom is approved by DoD.
We’ve been using Microsoft Teams with considerable success at my USAF agency.
Well, go tell IT maybe disrupting communication during the busiest 2 weeks in Q4 is the bad idea.
What do you want them to do? Update the servers when people aren’t using them? Ridiculous.
Georgia recount just called. Biden wins, suck it, Herr Orange.
Have you heard? Facts don’t matter.
What state is Lindsay from?
Sherman made Georgia howl but then he made South Carolina squeal like a pig.
This game is going to be good right?
Are you taking the over?
Related: What’s the over?
57 that is high. Howevah, Heaux defense is trash.
DEW IT!
Went heavy on Chase Edmonds to somehow pop tonight.
“Beautiful downtown Tulsa” is a phrase I’ve never heard before.
At least not since 1921.
Evening Folks
found a funny:
me: can I try
satan: no
me: why not
satan pausing xbox: well it wouldn’t be hell then would it
Evening lizard people. Rough day in the Weaselo household as we lost our 15 year old kitty. We found her in our window well abandoned by her mother at only a few days old and took her in, a few days after a Saab ran through our front yard fence (it stopped right at the stoop). Cali was, and is, and always will be, my little flufftail.
Sorry to hear. Man, I hate that part of pet ownership.
Sorry to hear that.
Sorry about your furry buddy. You gave the little one a nice long life and she’ll forever be grateful.
Y’all Weaselos hang in there. If there’s a Heaven, cats 100% go.
Fun facts
-Survived outside in one of the biggest snowstorms in NYC history because she didn’t bother coming in after doing whatever outside. Came back two days later basically pissed off that nobody had fed her.
One of her pseudoyms was DJ Fancy Feast, and even last night refused her broth style food because it was that plebian gruel Friskies.
I’m so sorry. I keep telling my 12 year old Henry that he has to stay a kitten forever, because I CANNOT DEAL WITH ANOTHER LOSS!
Ryan vs NO or Winston vs Falcons?
Winston vs Falcons
Love the Falcons lousy secondary but maybe Taysom getting snaps and Winston is a turnover machine. GAH!
Fuckballs. D’Andre Swift had a full practice yesterday and missed practice today and is in the concussion protocol. Have to insert Drake into lineup.*
*against you, balls
“That idiot? Drake?”
-Henry Hudson
Kenyan Drake is a better rapper than Aubrey Drake, NO ONE DENIES THIS.
WOOOOO!!
“Is Wilson forcing it too much?”
You’re kidding, right?
– Ciara
Love that I read the Carson is out here before it was updated on Yahoo