Today we will NOT have pictures of girls dressed up as turkeys or pumpkins or anything like that.
Thanks to Spur, we will have a very special Sexy Friday featuring plenty of meat.
For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
No one guessed the hidden theme for the music videos last week, so I am re-running it today. Your first hint was: 0.
Your second hint is: 0.
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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Please check out this selection of good songs and see if you can determine what the hidden link is between all of these songs.
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
Let me know in the comments if you want me to give you another hint. I’ll give up to three hints.
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
BUT WAIT! THAT’S NOT ALL!
I want to share with you another video of the Canadian comedian I introduced you to last week. She’s Julie Nolke and she’s in Toronto.
Please enjoy:
Finally got myself a bottle of Falernum, so I’m enjoying a Three Dots and a Dash
As long as its not 3 dots, 3 dashes and three dots
Shipmate that is not part of the 180 day PM cycle.
Third cocktail has more lemon juice. Still missing something. I’m committed to working on it until I get this right.
The great thing about mixing cocktails is you get better at it as the night goes on. Or so it seems.
Evenin. Got tapped on the shoulder for the futbol thread in the morning as Hippo is sleepy. I need to get more stoned for this.
Use Block Editor!
No.
If you have any “cable” in Canadia you get 1 Bundesliga game, the Impact, TFC, Whitecaps. That. Is. All.
You have to pay for DAZN $150CAD a year, you get EPL, EFL Championship, Serie A, Champions League, Europa League, Belgium!?!, RedZone, Sunday Ticket and other stuff. So worth it.
bruh I’m literally watching on split screen
Mrs made deep dish pizza tonight. It was solid.
Now we’re planning for the week ahead. Parents come Tuesday; we host Thursday; parents leave Friday; brother-who-doesn’t-talk-to-parents arrives Sat. I’m going to put him to work helping me hang lights.
Sounds like a functional dysfunctional family. I mean that nicely — it’s good to find ways to navigate situations where some people don’t talk to other people.
My brothers and I only communicate by text. Holidays and birthdays. Works for me.
Which family member do you call lights?
at least you have a plan.
my oldest half brother has gotten so bad with his biological father because of politics that i have zero doubt that this plague is just being used as an excuse to stay in his state.
his stepmom tries to guilt trip him on social media. i don’t like to use sexist terms but tou have to be a pretty dumb broad to not realized you’ve been unfriended
Second cocktail is better, but it could have used more lemon juice. I’m suffering from lady bfc having shattered the measuring shot glass i usually use, so i had to eyeball everything.
Shit i got login’d out
“Me too” — Messina
Normally I ignore this, but I’m totally judging you all that this only got one +1. I think it’s one of my finer puns.
I was the +1 but to be fair to the clubhouse, we did have login in and messina jokes last night too.
Ah, must have missed that. I guess it’s lower-hanging fruit than I thought!
It’s all because our mamas didn’t dance and our daddies didn’t rock and roll.
“Two inches is a lot.” — Brett F., Mississippi
Over-rated fighter who could never make weight. Her garbage opinions were the least of her MMA problems.
That’s my excuse for everything.
It’s almost safe to say everyone associated with MMA are the assholes we all assumed them to be.
Looks a lot different then she does at the end of most of her fights, which is laid out on the floor.
THAT’S MY FETISH!
Oh, wait, that’s everyone’s fetish. Which means it’s not really a fetish at all
My son came home, (because his paycheck gets mailed to our house), and happy to announce I took 4 out of 5 games of pool from him.
Just hope he doesn’t challenge me to a 15 yard dash or something, cause I would be fucked.
What’s your preferred game? 8-ball, 9-ball… unfortunately I never managed to rise above “mediocre” even when I lived in a house with a table. Always had a fondness for snooker though.
8 ball. I hate 9 ball, because I cannot count.
I’m confused, what counting is involved?
Hitting the balls in order 1-9.
My joke, it fell flat.
When my buddies lived in LA, we would participate in our own Pub Olympics. The events were:
Bar Trivia
Pool
Darts
Shuffleboard
Air Hockey
What about pissing yourself?
That was Beerfest
My drinking buddies always talked about doing something like that, except (1) we included foosball; and (2) we never actually did it, because we were lazy drunken bastards.
Foosball required teams and the other events were individual events, so that’s why we didn’t include it.
Wait, you’ve never played foosball one-vs-one? It’s eminently doable. In fact, I like(d) it better — more skill involved when you have to switch rods. (That’s what she said.)
It’s definitely doable but very difficult and when you’re a few drinks in, even more so!
Tried making this but the dregs of the cherry heering bottle and shittiness of my lemon may have impacted the flavor
https://www.chowhound.com/recipes/cherry-picker-28430
Cherry heering is one spirit I’ve never owned, and not sure I’ve even tried. I have Luxardo, but that’s not particularly sweet or cherry-flavored, so I doubt it would substitute.
Very different. Thickness and walnut. I use it mainly for blood and sands and remember the maines
However, inspired by your link, I did just make a drink consisting of 2 parts bourbon, 1 part Luxardo, and 1 part sweet vermouth. It’s not bad — sort of like a less bitter Boulevardier.
If you’re sitting on luxardo try the red hook, and if you don’t have punt e mes just use sweet vermouth and (making it up) cherry bitters if you have them
Yeah, no punt e mes, and no cherry bitters, but perhaps a teaspoon of the juice from my jar of Luxardo cherries will serve. Coming up shortly — thanks for the suggestion
Current cocktail: mezcal, ancho chile liqueur, bourbon, honey, and lemon juice, with a float of Laphoaig on top.
I’m thinking of calling it the Smoke Bomb
(is it good?)
I think so. Might need to tinker with a bit, but the basic idea is sound.
Well, I poured a second one. Thought of altering it, but fuck it, I’ve put in enough thought for one night.
found a funny:
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
They all did songs for James Bond movies?
Damn. Think that’s it.
Ding ding ding ding!!!
so should i watch smackdown, or city slickers?
also this
We recently rewatched City Slickers. Still holds up.