Day 2 means 5 more first-round matchups, this time from the GAMBLOR region.
12. “Everything I voted for is losing. Sometimes I hate being reminded I’m a Democrat.” vs. 11. “An XFL stadium employee tested positive for coronavirus, so Vince McMahon can finally celebrate the XFL going viral.”
43. “I think I heard that at the end of his rookie year, Lamar Jackson bought his O-line [R]olex watches. Joe Burrow should get his O-line IED’s.” vs. -BYE-
20. “The White House serves Luftwaffle fries.” vs. 35. “Brady’s big mistake was asking Jason Pierre-Paul what down it was.”
8. “THIS OSCARS, I CALL IT ‘LEGALIZATION’ BECAUSE IT’S A VICTORY FOR BONGS EVERYWHERE” vs. 17. “Should have been Roger Goodell.”
41. “Washington is gonna have to remove ‘Football’ from their name next.” vs. -BYE-
30. “Huh. I thought OBJ was the Receiver of Wreck. History!” vs. 25. “Relax fucker; we are just trying to figure out if Billy Idol eat[s] Thin Mints.”
22. “Most productive Pole since Chopin. Or the one in the Vegas Spearmint Rhino.” vs. -BYE-
49. “NFL knows exactly what it[‘]s doing by telling the Donks tough shit on not having a QB. We’re all going to watch this game now.” vs. 14. “Rumors are that NFL is considering playing the 2020 season in empty stadiums with no fans. They have asked the Bengals for advice.”
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I think at least one of these is mine, and it ain’t getting out of the first round
Almost an entirely chalk bracket for me. That means Weaselo did a good job with the seedings.
Thanks random.org! (The numbers are chronological and there’s no seeds.)
Breaking Bad is a show about how inadequate our health care system is.
Change it from the inside
I couldn’t find any place to do a write-in vote for Oprah, so consider this my write-in vote for Oprah.