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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 127)
The scene: That maze of cliffs and winding pathways known as the Taboo Region. Near one of the cliffs stands a giant robot, some…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 126)
The scene: A jungle island somewhere in the Pacific. BFC is pulling the overladen life raft ashore as Jerry munches on the last of…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 125)
The scene: The Pacific Ocean. BFC and Jerry are currently swimming in the middle of it. Their swim is not of the recreational nature,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 124)
The scene: The infernal reaches of Hell, where damned souls scream in eternal torment. Some of them, anyway. Honestly, most of the ones screaming…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 123)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, present day. Doktor Zymm is inside, wearing a mask and goggles, and accompanying her are Steve the Ninja (also…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 122)
The scene: The Wasteland of the post-apocalyptic future, where Brocky is hard at work, filling in dirt and rocks beneath the wheels of Doktor…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 121)
The scene: That terrifying location within the Wasteland known as the Taboo Region! Specifically, the bottom of the cliff where, until recently, a giant…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 120)
The scene: The second floor of Doktor Zymm’s RV, where Brocky is currently waking up. He’s slid out of his bed and onto the…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 119)
The scene: The parking lot of that massive center of consumerism known as Iguana Mart. Beerguyrob has a megacart full of stuff and is…
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HRTN Special: The Boys of Summer (Part Three)
The scene: The clear skies over the Pacific Ocean, where a vintage DC-3 twin engine airplane flies a scant 500 feet or so above…