No. Jesus Christ, no, you spastic idiot. What the hell is wrong with you?
Hi. I realize that you the reader do not care one bit about the FIBA World Cup. I know this because there are exactly 20 people in the country who care about the FIBA World Cup, and
As the NFL reaches its 100th Anniversary, it's important to remember the the league is a wildly different beast than it was in 1920. While many of us will point toward the newer franchises like the Houston Texans and the Cleveland Browns, her history is littered with teams that didn't
With most sports, there exists the understanding that the competition will occur on the field of play. With others, it is the fans themselves who assume the risk. Certain soccer games are sure to produce violence between hooligans who come to the stadium with the specific intent to cause bodily
Hello. Sorry, I guess that was a little bit of an awkward introduction. Whadda ya want. I've been dead for nine years, ya know. My writin might be a little rusty, if ya catch my drift.
So a few weeks back I get a message from some guy in New York
I've posted a few reviews/recaps of Russian movies around here. Some of them went over pretty well. One of them went viral-ish, and for a brief period of time I had a few thousand Russians who kind of sort of wanted me to stop writing forever. Or do anything forever.
Lucky Trouble is a 2011 Russian RomCom where a rag tag bunch of homeless kids shock the world and become the U12 National Champions of Russia. Wait, that doesn't sound right. I'm going to check the movie poster.
Yup, that's a RomCom all right. Anyway, somebody told me to stop reviewing
Love and Doves/Pigeons is the story of a moron who cheats on his wife, hurts everybody, and then reenters the picture. Or as the Soviets called it, "A Romantic Comedy."
This movie is really divided into three parts, so I'll separate it accordingly.
Part 1: Spinning Our Wheels
This is not Act I. Act
July 2nd marked the opening of the International Free Agency period in Major League Baseball, where teams can sign talent from around the world without dealing with the draft. The New York Yankees promptly made their move, signing a 16 year old centerfielder out of the Dominican Republic, and Yankee
The NBA is crazy. A lot of people are talking about the upstart Brooklyn Nets, but those who know this city know the one undeniable truth that beats throughout the basketball knowers veins in the Large McIntosh: The New York Knicks own this city. It's a fact. Don't give me
Are you ready for some football? Slow down. Before you tell me that I need to wait until the fall, you should know that I am referring to soccer, or as the good people of Latin America refer to it, "Futbol americano, sin el americano, por favor." . The Copa America
It's summer time (Don't well actually me about the date not being June 21st) which brings about new pressures of what to do with a nearly three year old kid. It's tempting to go for "Nothing" because nothing is always good, but she's not going to be 2 forever and
It was fine. Now it's over.
Go take a nap.