[DFO Claimer: this preview was handled mainly by Covalent Blonde with me peppering in some insanity. Giddy up.]
/lights Marlboro Red
Ya'll wanna hear 'Freebird'?
I am Irsay.
Out of the last 15 years, my Colts have made playoff appearances in all but two seasons. In fact, since 2012, Indianapolis has been steered by
[Dfo-claimer: This preview should be read at high volumes. Preferably in a residential area. Welcome aboard.]
Captain's Cabin Door Flies Open
Warren Sapp: YAARRR Mateys! Welcome to Captain Warren Sapp's 2015 Tampa Bay Bucs preview! I'm ye scurvy dawgs Captain, Warren Sapp. Joining me in this parlay as always is my faithful
Coffin Lid Flies Open
Hey hey all! Hope this post finds you in good spirits. As many of you know by now, Ravens WR and notable baby pugilist Steve Smith announced his pending retirement at the end of the 2015 season. The boisterous and sometimes controversial player has decided to put
The HR Derby is being simulcast on TWWL this evening. Due to technical difficulties, though, it is just a black abyss on the screen. My guess is this guy:
And this guy:
Combined to create a milquetoast singularity of suck that transported the Great American Ball Park and all it's inhabitants to
Well well weeellllll... Looks like we're (I'm) back folks. First off, a big welcome to all you newcomers in the Bar Car of the KSK Express Train to Up For Whatever, USA. This one looks to be going off the rails faster than an Amtrak outside of Philadelphia, but enough
Look, I'm going to throw out a few disclaimers: 1. I hate hippies 2. I hate baby boomers 3. I hate baby boomers disguised at hippies.
Now that we've found love, what are we gonna do. With it? Well, let me tell you. This motherfuckin' show Mad Men, in case you
I know I've been distant, but between my janitor job at The Dairy Queen and my promotion to Lead Tire Shiner at the Super Suds I haven't had time to sit and think. Except on Friday nights while I wait for my true passion: to kick the pigskin through
HAHAHAHAHA! April Fool's!!
/turns on SportsCenter
Bristol just upped it's GRIT by 1000%
Excerpt from the journal of Jaxson Hill, Placekicker for the West Bay High Broncos.
I know its been awhile since I wrote you. Ive been really busy with my AP classes (Miss Crocket is making us read To Kill a Mockingbird, which is really cutting into my time to
When it's Friday the 13th and you gotta work on Saturday. This is worse than Valentine's Day!!