Back To 24/7 Footy Manager – Teh New Normal?? Open Thread

Despite continued outbreaks, postponements, and cancellations (both Everton and my Shitty Wolves will be unexpectedly off this weekend) - the Premiership marches on.  Sort of.  But losing the fixtures I care about this weekend, and seeing the FITBAW post-season schedule get all used up...well, thunderfuck reality.  It's back to MOAR

Instant Hippo Thoughts and Wild Card 4 of 6, Bitches! Game Thread

There were three fixtures played yesterday.  Well, two fixtures and a woodchipper feeding. [Closed Captioning for the Hard of Hippo provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception, Rev. E. Mayhem] Humps [Colts] and Bills [Wooooooo!] was actually quite compelling.  [Woooooooooooo!] You had two analytics-friendly coaches, who had the bollocks to...coach that

Kicking Off the Strangest FA Cup and Wild Card 1 of 6 Bitches! Combo Thread

Good day, imaginary peoples.  It's REALLY here.  The day we gets a TRIPLEHEADER of Wild Card, Bitches! action.  And it happens again tomorrow!  We just needed a world-wide pandemic to make it real.  [slaps #NuAIDS on the ass, HARD!] But first, we have a wacky Lesser Morning, with pretty much every match on

Welcome To First Hangover of 2021! Lesser Footy Thread

Fuck you, wake up already.  That vomit ain't safe to have during slumber. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGEmFpitjYw We can has Derby!  Fronk's Hammers (sounds DIRTY!) travel to Fortress Goodison to face Hippo's Toffees (12:30, NBCSN).  A win would bring Everton to within ONE lousy point of assdicks Liverpool and we must not let Dour (Formerly) Ginger

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, #NuAIDS Season

Did y'all have a most lovely and festive Plaguemas weekend?  I surely do hope so. [Closed captions for the Hard-of-Hippo provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception, Rev. E. Mayhem presiding] One also hopes that Son de Clem's Prison Girlfriend [Trevo(u)r Lawrence) didn't have Noo Yawk on his mind.  [Only as

Boxing Day In Our Year of #NuAIDS!

Oh my cats, y'all.  There be some sportsball today.  Our hobo relocatoUr Imaginary Friend will bring glad tidings of NFL triple-header (for once, Good Jerb, Shield), but don't forget the Lesser Reason FOAR the Season! Foxes and Red Devils is a tasty early treat (7:30, NBCSN).  These might be the two

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, #NuAIDS Season

Welcome to a pretty bleak Week 15 recap.  I guess the fraudulent Irish (but National Fanbase!!1111) making the JV playoffs wasn't quite enough to serve The Narrative. Yes, that's right.  Atlanta had MRSA Dreamboat dead to rights (17-0, 24-7) yet again, and decided to take the 2nd half off.  Announcers and