Holy cats, y'all. No FITBAW. No Premiership. A handful of FA Cup ties that I could give two shits about. I have one Shitty Wolves hoopsball match to "enjoy" and otherwise...a vast desert of fuckall.
With that, I will repeat my pre-game query from last Sunday. Who are the coolest supporters
Oh, holiest of holy days. The last pure FITBAW day on the calendar (the Superb Owl is MOAR a sports-themed event than anything, plus only one game). I hope everyone reverently enjoyed and appreciated it.
Tit Men and Chefs always felt like a great matchup, and Q1 certainly lived up to
Andy Reid sucks in the playoffs - the meme was going strong in Q1. Missed assignments, ridiculous drops, a blocked punt, and a muffed punt. A perfect storm of hell, and the 500s led 24-zip.
At the time, my imaginary goal for the Chefs was to cut it to 24-14 at
Hey, buck up P*ts fans. Turns out it really was THEM, not you.
¡Viva El Tractorcito! indeed. Add a jump-pass TD throw to his growing legend. Oh, and just a buck-95 plowing fields on the ground. And while Lamar! will no doubt be unfairly shat upon by the sportsball media (he
With world events what they have been this week, I find it particularly appropriate to feature Spoon:
What a delightful band, with amazing longevity. I hope they are Evertonians, but unlikely.
Arsenal are away to Crystal Palace to kick things off (7:30, NBCSN). Uncle Woy has at least temporarily taken Cenk Tosun
What was once 12 has been whittled down to 8. There are some surprises, starting with BOTH 6 seeds staying alive.
Looks like we will forever be entertained by these Saints/Vikes January matchups. I, along with most, did not give Captain Dingleberry any scintilla of a chance. Even if Minny were
Oh my cats, y'all, El Tractorcito y Mas Erotic Smashmouth did it!!!
Where to start? Tanny Fanny had been a revelation ever since taking over the starting job. ALL the advanced metrics said he was not only good, but GREAT. Sustainable great.
Until he wasn't. And mein Gott, how he wasn't. Except for one
In case y'all haven't noticed, a new decade is upon us. Does it feel any different? NOPE. Has Hippo made any resolutions? NOPE. I made one about 11-12 years ago to stop making New Year's Resolutions, and I fookin' kept that one.
Do you not want to watch JV exhibitions? CBSSN
Fuck off with the hangovers and all other crap associated with NYE spent with real people. As long as none of my kids get arrested (actually fuck it, they can rot if they do), I shall be watching some Premiership all morning!
Also, this will be the Decade of Kruger (pictured
Joyous of joys, we have playoff picture clarity, and got to see each and every team DERP to the finish line (with various degrees of comedia).
The early window contained lots and lots of mailing it in. We will breeze through most of this "action" fairly quickly. BUT NOT ALL!!!
No 2nd Jim Mora clip, I will just play my personal best song of 2019:
Clemson (-2.5) v. tOSU (Qardinals Base Camp, 8:00, ESPN)
I told myself maybe I would moneyline bet whoever is the underdog, but this is a straight-up coinflip and I don't wanna. Interesting philosophical dilemma for the class
Yes, yes, let's get it out of the way...
Oklahoma (+13.5) v. LSU (Megatron's Butthole, 4:00, ESPN)
This here line seems excessive to me, with all the Bayou Bengals (hey, perfect for Joe Burrow and Team WKRP!) questions at running back. And make no mistake about it, the game-breaking threat of Clyde