Welcome to July (or Jew-LIE!!!! if from Mississippi), with Lesser Footy now back in full swing. Most of the fixtures are even watchable now! First, a tribute. Pretend Man City (2048-49 season) just signed a shit-hot new Keeper, England's #1 at the age of 23. He's 6'4" and Black Like Me
Please, just watch/listen to this in full. We really need him in Most Glorious Commentist Party! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yGH7iE1Yvc Perhaps the most important takeaway...LISTEN. Just fucking listen to other humans when they are expressing real needs and concerns. Also, my esteem for badass Donks safety Justin Simmons somehow went even higher. Kraut and Imaginary Footy
Yes, the action is a bit NFL Pre-season-y. But you remember Augusts, back in the pre-zombie apocalypse times? Fucking A right you watched the shit out of your favourite side's 4th and 5th stringers. Because to not have sportsball on the teevee box? Fundamentally un-American. Even more so than having a fascist
Yes, those lovable, cuddly Krauts are in full swing on FS1 and assorted sister channels. Dortmund/Wolfsburg and Borussia Unpronounceable/Aspirin FC highlight the 9:30 slate. Bayern (the side you've heard of) gets Eintracht Frankfurt at 12:30, and should be ok viewing. Except...the play has been choppy after the long, weird break.
Yes, I am still in mah bunker playing Football Manager. First 5 seasons of my reign resulted in finishing 8th, 7th, 6th, 8th (but won Europa League), 5th (PLUS won Shempions League B). The last Continental triumph culminated in a 2-1 win over Real Fucking Madrid. What a simulated life, this. Bramley Moore
Oh, have you not been playing Football Manager 2020 with the intensity and the involuntary spasming of a prime crickhead? PLEBIANS. I am as terrible at this as I am GAMBLOR. PLEASE SEND OPIATES. Anyway, the Central European paradise that is unquestionably Belarus still rules our sportsball desert world. You get a