Alright folks, I'm going to level with you. Over the past three weeks, I've had my fair share of mishaps. First, I injured my back while trying to stop ToddlerZilla from dashing off impulsively into the streets. Then, three days ago, I slipped and tumbled down a concrete hill, leaving
Author: Wakezilla
Samuel Eto’o Presents: The Cameroon DFO Slave LaboUr Preview
World Cup of (Slave Labour) Croatia Preview: You will Nazi them coming
From Calgary to Qatar: Wakezilla’s Road to the World Cup.
Hello everyone! Unless you're an American, you probably know that the Lesser footy World Cup will be happening in less than a week's time. And unless you're part of the 0.05% of hardcore Canadian lesser footy fans, you also probably didn't know that Canada qualified for the second time ever--the first
A mediocre preview for a mediocre team: The Miami Dolphins
2021 Record: 9-8 (Missed Playoffs) Predicted 2021 Record: 14-3, First in the AFC East Predicted 2021 Record at the Bye: 9-8, just miss the playoffs. Notable New Additions: Tyreek Hill (WR), Terron Armstead (LT), Mike McDaniel (Coach). Thoughts: Honestly, there is no real reason why the Miami Dolphins should exist as a franchise. Since their
The Miami Dolphins at the Bye: Down, but Not Out
Your Miami Dolphins Preview: It’s starting to feel like the 90’s again
Your Tuesday, June 15th, Euro 2020 Main Event: France vs Germany in an “Alsace-Lorraine on a Poll” match Open Thread
Hello everyone! I'm a tad tipsy, as I am currently watching Hungary play Portugal. (Hey Portugal, stop trying to get the ball to Ronaldo and start passing the ball to other excellent players like Bruno, the Portuguese Magnifico). Today's Main event is France vs Germany in an "Alsace-Lorraine on a Poll"
Sua prévia do DFO Copa América 2021: Brasil (com Neymar!)
Limpin’ aint easy: Your (Real Madrid free) Spain Euros 2020 (in 2021) Preview
Going Down the Poop Shute: Your Germany European Lesser Footy 2020 (in 2021) Preview
Hello everyone, and welcome to Germany's European Lesser Footy's 2020 (in 2021) Preview. Seeing how Germany is one of the few countries North Americans have to learn about, I'll keep this section fairly brief. With the exception of Berlin, I've been to the major cities and areas of Germany. It's a really
Your December 5th, 2020 Lesser Footy Open Thread
Hello everyone! It's Lesser Footy Saturday and there are some good matches on today. But before we get to that, here to make an emotional appeal to you about stopping the Premier league until further notice, it's Liverpool fan, Thomas from Roe Alley. Thomas: This is Thomas from Roe Jigger, Der pewl. Some