Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Edge of History

Senor Weaselo - September 28, 2022September 28, 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIYhP9iZHss Whoever it was who liked my RNG goddesses Anna joke from way back when, here's another Fire Emblem joke. You're welcome. No, I said the edge of history, goddammit! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBMdLj0bx8g No word on whether they steal the Declaration of Independence. …Not quite. Fuck it, start again. So last week you may have mentioned I un-errored

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Tactical Errors

Senor Weaselo - September 21, 2022September 21, 2022

Greetings lizard people. A smarter me would be reporting to you live from the madhouse that is probably Yankee Stadium. See, I got an email yesterday for the weekly Mastercard Monday flash sale for a promo of tonight's game. And, thinking to myself, "Oh, I wish, but I have a

Are These the Worst Uniforms Ever? (Or, DFO Mocks the MLB All-Star Game Unis)

Senor Weaselo - June 26, 2021June 25, 2021

Yes, I'm sure that by the time this posts it'll be old news, but they dropped the uniforms for this year's All-Star Game (originally in Atlanta but moved to Denver because Georgia doesn't want to let those people vote, and by those people we mean people who normally vote Democratic

Looking at the Table – Sabado Lesser Thread

King Hippo - July 25, 2020July 24, 2020

There's really fuckall to do until Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals start around 2p (banner pic in honoUr, also since it pisses so many off that maybe we can has extra clubhouse participation??). That's because all the Premiership fixtures are tomorrow morning. So sad. Everton's match is on CNBC, which

Shooting Yourself In the D*ck With An AR-15: Comments on the MLB “Reopening”

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - May 27, 2020

At this point, political humor is dead. To quote Penny Arcade: “It’s like trying to make fun of a clown. What, are you going to make fun of his tiny car? His floppy shoes? It just doesn’t work.” Similarly, we’ve run through all the stand-up specials, animated sitcoms, obscure British 90s

Lesser Footy y Bringing Back #BFIB FOAR 2020 Open Thread

King Hippo - February 22, 2020February 21, 2020

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Yeah, that's right. The most universally beloved sportsball franchise starts Grapefruit League play this afternoon. Our hapless opponent is the Mets, at 1:05 EST (FSMW/MLB.tv). Some questions and answers: HIPPO - Which baseballist shall be touched by Most Glorious Devil Magic in 2020? OTHER HIPPO - So glad you asked, Other Hippo! I am

MOST GLORIOUS EL BEISBOL CARDINALS (and some NFL thing) Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - October 14, 2019

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That's right, kids- Uncle Scotchy is...indisposed for the evening. Some people just can't hold their chloroform. WHICH MEANS that Ol' Reverend Mayhem is driving the train tonight, and he's all hopped up on the Halloween candy Dr. Mrs. Mayhem bought and tried to stash away. CAN'T HIDE THE REESE'S FROM ME,

Git Yer #BFIB On – Tis Midweek HATE Time!

King Hippo - July 30, 2019July 30, 2019

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As we wait for real sports to begin again, one might note that the Most Glorious el Beisbol Cardinals are tied for first in the NL Central. With the Bastard Man Small Bears, who come into #BFIB-land for a three game series, starting tonight. Not that it matters so much

Your “It’s Opening Day You Sumb*tches” Midday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 28, 2019March 28, 2019

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I'm not going to get verbose here. Wow you guys are sooooooo mean. Anywhoooo.... It's baseball's opening day. As I type this I'm watching the Yankees kick the shit out of my Orioles. Which isn't a surprise exactly, but I was hoping for a miracle. A minimum of 120 losses this year. Mark my

While You Were Hibernating: A Recap of MLBs Off Season

Ian Scott McCormick - February 12, 2019February 12, 2019

Hey, baseball is back. Well, not really. Spring Training is back. Sort of. Do you care about Spring Training? I don't. We're about two weeks away from the start of meaningless games in pajamas, so really baseball stretching is back. Do you want to watch your favorite pitchers and catchers

Red Sox win World Series; Maestro continues to be insufferable.

The Maestro - October 29, 2018

FACKIN' STEVE PEAHCE AND DAVID PRICE! THIS IS OW-AH FACKIN' YEAHH! NEVAH HAS THEAH BEEN SUCH A FACKIN' INCREDIBLE TEAM. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[spits dip]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Your NLCS Game 3 Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - October 15, 2018October 15, 2018

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/gets called into DFO backroom/dungeon Balls: WHAT? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a beer: Dude, WTF? Balls: WYTAW? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a blunt: What day is it today, asshole? Balls: Uh, Friday? MHFH a beer: Seriously? Balls: Wednesday? MHFH a blunt: FFS, it's Monday!! As in MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!?!? Balls: You guys know I don't like the NFL, right? MHFH