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Good evening everyone. That beautiful goddamn banner photo was taken by your humble narrator personally last November 30th for the very last concert EVER! from Slayer. Brother DJ Taj and I are both thrash metal maniacs and for me this was the 4th time I've seen
We’re rounding into the final straightaway before The Pepsi Hard Rock Casino Super Bowl LIV Presented by Odor-Eaters. It’s a tight one this year (somewhere Kobe Bryant just sat up and started paying attention) as the Chefs are a consensus 1.5 point favorite over Santa Clara. This is one of two sub-2-point
Yeah, I'm gonna vent. Maybe borderline hate here.
What the everloving fuckall is this fucking shit?
I am the fiercest vehicle in my suburban block house stucco encrusted beige apartment building and everybody fears me!
They see my matte finish and my fierce pre-fab "ready to be broken the second I bump into
As everyone knows, it's DFO Hate Week this week. And while I'm sure many of you will disagree, I think you'll at least get where I'm coming from on this.
As a fan of the Ravens, a lot of people would be surprised to know that I don't hate any of
Brothers and sisters, I welcome you to DFO Hate Week 2020.
Hate Week is our annual pre-Super Bowl spiritual enema, casting out the residual toxins of the Season That Was and preparing ourselves for the new and exciting toxins to come.
Today, I present my List of Unpopular Opinions. Feel free to
/Scene opens with Wakezilla laying in bed, his two hands behind his head and his eyes wide open. Underneath the sheets is another body that begins just below Wakezilla's waist, with a head bobbing up and down. The bobbing stops and the sheets are raised to reveal Mrs. Wakezilla, wearing
As much as we like to pretend sports is pure and innocent, we all know she has taken a few pokes from the tips of wealthy businessmen over the years and has definitely done anal (it's the sex God can't see if you're hetero-- sorry LGBTQ). It's why in every Lesser
Wakezilla sitting in the back of a limo while his driver, a black male, has a stressed look on his face, is driving on Salwa road in Doha, Qatar.
Wakezilla: Marhaba! Assalamu Alaikum my DFO friends! Your pal Wakezilla recently got a life changing promotion that required me to move to
Here's a secret: I despise the dipshits who run Augusta National Golf Club. Glad-handing, misogynist dickheads who use the ideas of "tradition" and "the old ways" to actively make their golf tournament as white as possible. IT'S A GOLF TOURNAMENT YOU FUCKING FUCKS. Fuck these people with Satan's chainsaw wang. Yeah,
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Today's final installment of [DFO] Hate Week is brought to you by marrying rich, prenuptial agreements, and the Mayflower Moving Company.
Now, normally the fourth day & final day of [DFO] Hate Week is set aside for attacking pet peeves I've had with the league over the year:
I hope you've enjoyed the week so far. Sorry today was a little late - work got in the way.
This third installment of the Third Annual [DFO] Hate Week is brought to you by what's left of the Grateful Dead, California Emissions Standards, and the 1-Eleven Neighborhood Crips,
a division of