As we discussed last week, I will be doing weekly recaps as in previous years. I do realize this is an Open Thread and we don't want to turn this into a novel, so I'll give you the vital information in a new condensed format for easy reading and
So a REALLY funny thing happened last week! We found out by listening through the very thin walls of the DFO clubhouse that one of our DFO commentists (identity hidden to protect the perverted) had a professional appointment with one of the singles featured on the show!
It was only
You can tell that 2021 is already a better year than 2020 because TEMPTATION ISLAND is back!!!
Yes, it's true that we can have nice things even though we masturbate. Back again as host is the dreamy Mark L. Walberg.
That blue shirt matches his eyes. Perfect.
The first episode is
Ye Olde Hippo decided to boycott this year's game for one reason or another. Maybe he knew that Brady would win and he didn't want to be subjected to the never-ending dick-slobbering that would ensue.
It's funny because I thought that RTD was the one that was trying to cut
/Camera goes on to reveal Doom Manor. Crazy Jane, wearing her signature leather jacket, spots the camera from a far and shouts out "Fuck!". Jane storms towards the DFO camera crew and begins to speak
Crazy Jane: I forgot that I agreed to speak with you fuck wads. Alright, lets get
Good morning everyone! Today is the first day this fall without any college football! No, Army-Navy doesn't count as football. It's on par with Russian military parades and North Korean Dear Leader rallies as far as the propaganda machine goes.
So, I am completely ignoring it and focusing on the
The title of this episode was "Guilt Ridden" but it really should have been "White Ashley's Ass Comes Out". There will be a screenshot and I will scour the Internet for gifs. It's.... something.
Episode 3 aired on Thursday night last week when the Minnesota Vikings beat the
Oh, my goodness! Remember how excited I was last time about the Return of Temptation Island Talk? Well, this season is turning out to be better than last season. I mean shit started happening REAL QUICK!
Episode 2 aired on Thursday night last week when the Kansas City
Oh, kids! I was scanning YouTube last week (Wednesday, to be exact) looking for the latest How To Drink video and I saw an ad for a familiar friend: Temptation Island. When I clicked on it, I realized that it wasn't really so much an ad but the entire first
So, like many of you, I'm sitting here watching TV and I see things that make me say WHAT THE.... (please note they don't let me swear in the first 40 words).
Anywhoo, I figured I'd start a new occasional series of posts having to do with the weird things in
Welcome back to Balls' Saturday Open Thread Madness (trademark pending)!
Because I was born in Mexico and I like bugging Americans that don't like soccer, here is tonight's Liga MX schedule (all times Pacific and home teams listed first):
5:00 PM - Tigres UANL v León (Univision, TUDN) (Match of the Round
Good morning everyone! Today is a VERY busy day of sports action. Not only do we have a full complement of fútbol action, today is also the first full day of college football!
On Thursday, I outlined for you the fútbol games taking place this weekend. Something I did not note,