Instant Non-Hippo Thoughts – Post Superb Owl Edition

ballsofsteelandfury - February 8, 2021February 7, 2021

Ye Olde Hippo decided to boycott this year's game for one reason or another. Maybe he knew that Brady would win and he didn't want to be subjected to the never-ending dick-slobbering that would ensue. It's funny because I thought that RTD was the one that was trying to cut

Tuesday nights open threads

Game Time Decision - January 19, 2021January 19, 2021

What up all? As always, I hope you're as well as can be considering all the shit going on in the world these days. I try to stay away from politics, but only one more sleep until there's a new president, so that's a plus, i think. I'm hoping it's

Last Tuesday of 2020 open thread

Game Time Decision - December 29, 2020December 29, 2020

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Hey all, this is your "crap I've got to write the open thread for tonight and just remembered even thought I've been sitting around all day doing sweet fuck all" Tuesday night open thread. Hope you are all well and that your sugar and gravy levels are returning to normal

Another Tuesday Night opens thread

Game Time Decision - December 15, 2020December 15, 2020

Are you ready for some football Christmas? It's only 10 days away now. I was at the mall last week to try to finish some of my shopping. That's the first time since I was in a mall since March. Had to answer a bunch of questions on the way

THE ROAD to Area 51

yeah right - October 31, 2019October 31, 2019

banner image via He carefully checked the expansive sky for signs of rain as he loaded the saddlebags on his Harley. The gun was probably not necessary since the last live human he saw had been over 4 months ago. Out here in the desert though? Probably best to be safe. The

Instant Hippo Thoughts

ballsofsteelandfury - December 3, 2018December 2, 2018

"OW MY HEAD!" "UGH, MY STOMACH!" "YIKES, MY BALLS!" These may be some of the thoughts going through Hippo's head today as he is under the weather and has requested assistance in fulfilling his weekly report to you fine folks. Now, granted, I do not speak hillbilly although I can understand it. Thus, you

Your NLCS Game 3 Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - October 15, 2018October 15, 2018

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/gets called into DFO backroom/dungeon Balls: WHAT? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a beer: Dude, WTF? Balls: WYTAW? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a blunt: What day is it today, asshole? Balls: Uh, Friday? MHFH a beer: Seriously? Balls: Wednesday? MHFH a blunt: FFS, it's Monday!! As in MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!?!? Balls: You guys know I don't like the NFL, right? MHFH

Your Saturday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 25, 2018August 25, 2018

There were games played yesterday and there are observations of players to be made. Here goes: Case Keenum was presentable. (12 of 18) AP averaged almost 5.5 ypc. He's old and tired though-I think he was just happy to see the field. The Giants pass protection worked for large parts of the game.

Your “Starting Units Wandering Into The Second Quarter? Do Tell!” Friday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 17, 2018

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So my oldest sonny boy has shown an interest in cooking so I got him a few "Hello Fresh" thingies. He said he was going give one a go today and I knew that, because he didn't invite me to join in the process, he wanted to tackle this solo.

Your “I Hope You Like Field Goals” NFC Championship Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 21, 2018January 21, 2018

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Don't get me wrong-I think this will be a low-scoring, hard-fought tilt with plenty of hits and I'm all for it. What else do I be thinking? To know that we must go... TO THE GAME! Minnesota/Philadelphia: At long last more than a few denizens of The City of Brotherly Love will

Your “We Are All Jags Fans Today” AFC Championship Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 21, 2018

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Are you ready? Last Sunday was oh-so-glorious and I'm not sure how it can be topped but the bowels of my being are telling me it will be. Perhaps that's last night's chili talking, I've no idea. What the heckfire am I waiting for? TO THE GAME! Jacksonville/New England: Some football fans

Your Yeah Right family Battle Royale Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - January 14, 2018January 14, 2018

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We have DJ Taj and his New Orleans Saints going up against Yeah Right and his Minnesota Vikings for the right to go to the NFC Championship Game. Let's go to The Tale Of The Tape! Cooking skills: Advantage Yeah Right Writing while on unknown substances: Advantage DJ Taj QB: Advantage DJ Taj RB: Advantage