Ye Olde Hippo decided to boycott this year's game for one reason or another. Maybe he knew that Brady would win and he didn't want to be subjected to the never-ending dick-slobbering that would ensue.
It's funny because I thought that RTD was the one that was trying to cut
What up all? As always, I hope you're as well as can be considering all the shit going on in the world these days. I try to stay away from politics, but only one more sleep until there's a new president, so that's a plus, i think. I'm hoping it's
Hey all, this is your "crap I've got to write the open thread for tonight and just remembered even thought I've been sitting around all day doing sweet fuck all" Tuesday night open thread. Hope you are all well and that your sugar and gravy levels are returning to normal
Are you ready for some football Christmas? It's only 10 days away now. I was at the mall last week to try to finish some of my shopping. That's the first time since I was in a mall since March. Had to answer a bunch of questions on the way
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He carefully checked the expansive sky for signs of rain as he loaded the saddlebags on his Harley. The gun was probably not necessary since the last live human he saw had been over 4 months ago. Out here in the desert though? Probably best to be safe.
"OW MY HEAD!"
"UGH, MY STOMACH!"
"YIKES, MY BALLS!"
These may be some of the thoughts going through Hippo's head today as he is under the weather and has requested assistance in fulfilling his weekly report to you fine folks.
Now, granted, I do not speak hillbilly although I can understand it. Thus, you
/gets called into DFO backroom/dungeon
Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a beer: Dude, WTF?
Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a blunt: What day is it today, asshole?
Balls: Uh, Friday?
MHFH a beer: Seriously?
MHFH a blunt: FFS, it's Monday!! As in MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!?!?
Balls: You guys know I don't like the NFL, right?
There were games played yesterday and there are observations of players to be made. Here goes:
Case Keenum was presentable. (12 of 18)
AP averaged almost 5.5 ypc. He's old and tired though-I think he was just happy to see the field.
The Giants pass protection worked for large parts of the game.
So my oldest sonny boy has shown an interest in cooking so I got him a few "Hello Fresh" thingies. He said he was going give one a go today and I knew that, because he didn't invite me to join in the process, he wanted to tackle this solo.
Don't get me wrong-I think this will be a low-scoring, hard-fought tilt with plenty of hits and I'm all for it. What else do I be thinking? To know that we must go... TO THE GAME!
At long last more than a few denizens of The City of Brotherly Love will
Are you ready? Last Sunday was oh-so-glorious and I'm not sure how it can be topped but the bowels of my being are telling me it will be. Perhaps that's last night's chili talking, I've no idea. What the heckfire am I waiting for? TO THE GAME!
Some football fans
We have DJ Taj and his New Orleans Saints going up against Yeah Right and his Minnesota Vikings for the right to go to the NFC Championship Game.
Let's go to The Tale Of The Tape!
Cooking skills: Advantage Yeah Right
Writing while on unknown substances: Advantage DJ Taj
QB: Advantage DJ Taj