Your “How the Hell Is it Mardi Gras?” Open Night Chatty-Chat

Seriously. T-Swift can'y even stand yet after post-Owl celebrations her and Travis have been doing, and it's friggin' Lent tomorrow. On Valentine's Day! Anyway, it's Mardi Gras tonight, so NAWLINS had to have been weirder than normal this past weekend/week. I'm grew up Catholic, and now generously describe myself as "lapsed" at

Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread

Ahoy-yoy!   I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They're 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any meaningful way, the offensive is broken to hell, and are somehow in currenth #6th seed. Tomlin Voodoo is real, ya'll. Just accept this. This season has been so

Mittwoch Holiday Week What The Crap Else Are You Doing This Week Thread

Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It's that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year's, and this year it happens to ba Wednesday for Peak Weirdness. Kids don't have school, and most people I know who have actual job-type-job take this week off, too. Where does that

It’s Monday Night! Let’s Do This Thing!

Welcome folks! It is I, resident Food Dude and your humble narrator yeah right. Our regular host Scotchy was unable to attend this evening. Simple matter of being quite busy with "holiday stuff." Oh yeah, does anyone know the best way to clean up pancreatic fluid? Just curious. Anyway. How have the

A Tradition Unlike Any Other (Ugh) Now, Post-Plague and Sort of Updated! Without Commets from Years Ago!

Hello, friends. It's a tradition unlike any other. It's The Masters. I'm Jim Nantz, and it's my distinct pleasure to bring you one of the great events in all of sports. It's Augusta National Golf Club, the Mecca of professional golf. The pride, the heritage, the racial purity. Yes, The Masters embodies

Oh Boy! Sunday Night with Litre.

Good evening, I hope your weekend has gone well in this hellscape that we're currently living in. It has begun for me. The return to the office. They are trying to push a hybrid solution but this solution goes against my directors ideas of increased visibility. I have heard "back to

Euro Semifinal numero Uno!

Good day to you the banner is Skillzy the mascot. Does he moonlight as an underground DJ and coke dealer? I hope you enjoyed your long weekend and are blissfully off the whole week for the last of our summer of futbol.     We get the Greg Louganis special first where it will

Monday Morning Mock Draft Pre-empted For UEFA 2020 (in 2021!)

Good morning fellow degenerates. No mock draft this morning, as we have four (4) UEFA fixtures to keep track of today. No games in the 8:30 EST (only legitimate time zone) slot, but we have two (2) at 11 (eleven) and then another two (2) at 2 (two). (Not Really That) Early Games North