It was a cold night. Not historically cold or even stereotypically cold given how goddamn freezing it can get around these parts but just objectively and objectionably cold. I hate it when people dismiss temperatures in the 20s (that's Fahrenheit, obviously) as "not that bad"--Fuck you, when condensation chills to
Picture it. Seventy fifth minute, your star midfielder pulls up lame due to a hamstring. The surly manager looks down the bench, eyes the road weary player-coach, and contemplates his options. "Well blimey, we ain't got no one else. Litre, you're doing the Sabado thread"
"Skip, I have been drinking and
Good morning! I am really excited. Do you know what never goes away? Futbol! Shit our corner of the clubhouse is year round, disease or not. Seriously, we may have a problem. Happy? This is written before the 1st match so let's go!
If you are up like I am right
Hello sports fans, degenerate gamblers and people who want to procrastinate!
Today's 3PM EST game is the lesser footy match of the week. We've got Satan's favoUrite team, the Manchester United Red Devils, taking on Daniel Craig's favoUrite team, the Southhampton Saints.
Before I break this game down, I'd like to pull
Good morning, bet you I am up before this posts! I usually have no problem when my spawn wakes up at an ungodly hour but when he is up before Italia football that is an issue. IT IS 8 HOURS AHEAD!!!! There are no matches today so I pray the
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Good evening everyone and welcome to the show.
In past years we here at DFO have had extensive coverage (and amazing original artwork) of Oscar Season provided by our very own Make It Snow. This year due to several commitments he was unable to provide coverage.
AEK Athens' Ultras are anti-Nazi, that is a good thing.
This will be a brief synopsis of what is going on in the world of futbol and as it is early you won't read an essay at this hour.
England, in the Premiership Liverpool has this in the bag and hasn't lost
Weird, there is nobody at Gillette today.
Good morning early risers and our European counterparts. Today should be a great day of footballing. The questions that need to be answered are as follows.
Will the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE want a rematch of Superb Owl 1 and have the Chefs v the
It's TIME, biznitches! Pre-Preseason Football is upon us. It is time to anesthetize ourselves to our misgivings and celebrate the unifying factor that brought us all here- NFL FOOBAW!!!
WHEN AND WHERE TO WATCH: 8 p.m. Eastern, 7 p.m. God Fearing Time. NBC.
WHERE: Canton, Ohio, because it is the "Hall of Fame Game."
As much as we like to pretend sports is pure and innocent, we all know she has taken a few pokes from the tips of wealthy businessmen over the years and has definitely done anal (it's the sex God can't see if you're hetero-- sorry LGBTQ). It's why in every Lesser
Reasons why you should cheer for Venezuela:
Venezuela is starving for the attention of lesser footy fans who do not have any blood ties to any country participating in the Copa América. Their team nickname, La Vino Tinto (Red wine), is literally encouraging you to drink alcohol while watching them play!
Good morning Lesser Footy fans!
We’re at match day 34 and there are some key fixtures occurring today. First, here’s what you might have. . .
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