2020 Quotables – Week 2 (Results)

blaxabbath - September 25, 2020September 25, 2020

I've never kept the NEXT GENERATION STATS on Quotables because, though I think there may be some interesting nuggets on the trends, no one writes me a check to keep them. That said, I think Matt Stafford feels like the most gif'ded player we present on here. I'm sure we've

2020 Quotables – Week 2 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - September 22, 2020September 22, 2020

New stadiums and injuries are all the talk, I understand, this season. Me? I recently found out I've been in a fantasy league I was not aware of and am 1-1. Am I Jeff Fischer? Well, can't argue with results. Again, minimal fan value in this season's gifs. Lots of weird

2020 Quotables – Week 1 (Results)

blaxabbath - September 18, 2020September 17, 2020

Not my kind of humour (dead hookers, interracial group sex jokes, and vilifying the wealthy -- c'mon!) but you all came through with [DFO]'s own brand of jokery this week. Not much to add on top of that; here at Quotables we let the talking do the talking! Hope you

2020 Quotables – Week 1 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - September 15, 2020September 14, 2020

Man, Quotables has historically gotten a lot of mileage out of fan shots. With the WUFLU stealing our 2nd Amendment or whatever, I'm leaning on you, the reader (who, I might remind you, is all in this together), to pick up the slack here. The good news though? It's pretty

2019 Quotables – The Big Game (Results)

blaxabbath - February 9, 2020February 9, 2020

Hey all. So I kinda got tied up with #reallife stuff last week and didn't quite get your Quotables results out. Anyways, I just wanted to give a tip of the cap to all who contributed through this season. So good job. Your submissions are here and below are your

2019 Quotables – The Big Game (Submissions)

blaxabbath - February 4, 2020February 4, 2020

You know, the problem with Super Bowl week is that by Tuesday morning here, you've already seen all the gifs. So, in one regard, that sucks. In another, however, there should be no excuse for you all to end the season on a high note. ::Josh Gordon giggles:: So with that said,

2019 Quotables – Pro Bowl (Results)

blaxabbath - February 2, 2020February 2, 2020

A solid 2019 to all. Just wanted to give credit where credit is due. Submissions are here and your Pro Bowl Week Quotables results are below.

2019 Quotables – Pro Bowl (Submissions)

blaxabbath - January 28, 2020

Your penultimate 2019 NFL season Quotables is below.

2019 Quotables – Conference Round (Results)

blaxabbath - January 24, 2020January 24, 2020

My birthday is Sunday so I'm trying to get out of here early today. And that means getting this non-work related obligation out of the way as well. So, with submissions here -- below are your conference round Quotables results.

2019 Quotables – Conference Round (Submissions)

blaxabbath - January 21, 2020January 20, 2020

Good weekend? Good weekends. So I'm trying to get some other work done here and am just going to jump right to your Quotables Conference Round submissions.

2019 Quotables – Divisional Round (Results)

blaxabbath - January 17, 2020January 17, 2020

Ok, big football weekend coming at ya! Hope you got all the rust knocked off because this week will be the last football you got before The Big Game festivities (featuring the Pro Bowl, which is so watered down anymore that I expect to see Cam starting against Andrew Luck

2019 Quotables – Divisional Round (Submissions)

blaxabbath - January 14, 2020January 14, 2020

So I made it back from Colorado just in time to assemble this weeks Quotables. I didn't catch any of the games myself so didn't know where to look for highlights -- and it shows! As for you Front Rangers, I don't know how anyone lives in such cold. That