Because moneys speak louder than public health (and thank FUCK for that, amirite??), we finally have sommet like a full Saturday slate. Praise be! But don't forget about Premiership Banana Puddings time, first!
The Mighty Blues of Everton are in first position (assuming Villa lost yesterday, which I will presume #HAILGAMBLOR),
Hello Sports fans and Work Procrastinators!
Happy hump day! To celebrate the midweek's most sexiest day, we have a triple header-- with the two most important matches of the week happening-- and one really important match going on in the Championship.
Match 1: The "Please Don't Choke Please Don't Choke Please Don't
Hello sports fans, degenerate gamblers and people who want to procrastinate!
Today's 3PM EST game is the lesser footy match of the week. We've got Satan's favoUrite team, the Manchester United Red Devils, taking on Daniel Craig's favoUrite team, the Southhampton Saints.
Before I break this game down, I'd like to pull
Hello Sports fans and people who rather watch lesser footy than work!
We have 4 games on the menu today. Unfortunately, three of them are on at the same time. This is about the only time a three way isn't good. If the EPL was smart, this could have been a
Hello Lesser Footy fans!
Welcome to the start of Match day 34 in the EPL.
We have 3 games on today's menu and all are extremely important.
Match 1A: The Relegation Bowl (1PM EST)
This is a match between two teams that have a combined 1 tie and 9 losses over their last 10.
Hoy tenemos muchas noticias de las ligas de los países donde se habla español. Por eso, vamos a empezar hablando en este bello lenguaje.
Y vamos a empezar en España, donde el líder de la competencia ha cambiado de técnico.
/ pone el dedo en el oído
Y'all should really learn a second
Good morning early risers! This is basically a thread for Saturday morning before the playoffs where surprise the 500's are playing. Pretty excited to see El Tractorcito destroy the P*ts and make our Puerto Rican lawyer a very happy man!
In futbol news it's FA Cup week in England, and La
Good morning everyone!
By the time this post airs, your pal Wakezilla will be up and atom, off on his vacation to Portland, Oregon, followed by staying in a cabin at CanNon Beach (Oregon's coast). Jesus, I have never deserved a vacation more than this year. I got promoted in April
Soooo. As a recent convert to soccer I'm quite grateful that the enormous "nothing sporty to watch" gulf between March Madness and exhibition NFL action has been considerably shortened. This here is one of the last days we can eyeball some girlies and guys and make witty or crude (why
Reasons why you should cheer for Venezuela:
Venezuela is starving for the attention of lesser footy fans who do not have any blood ties to any country participating in the Copa América. Their team nickname, La Vino Tinto (Red wine), is literally encouraging you to drink alcohol while watching them play!
Good morning everyone! Before we get to the FÚTBOL, I want to remind you all of a special event coming up in June:
We will be having the very first DFO LA Metro Pub Crawl on Saturday, June 8, 2019!
All DFO lurkers, commentists, stalkers, and authors are welcome!
Good morning Lesser Footy fans!
We’re at match day 34 and there are some key fixtures occurring today. First, here’s what you might have. . .
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