Primer Sexy Sábado de Fútbol de 2020

Hoy tenemos muchas noticias de las ligas de los países donde se habla español. Por eso, vamos a empezar hablando en este bello lenguaje. Y vamos a empezar en España, donde el líder de la competencia ha cambiado de técnico. ¿Qué? / pone el dedo en el oído Fiiiiine! Y'all should really learn a second

Saturday before Football futbol

Good morning early risers! This is basically a thread for Saturday morning before the playoffs where surprise the 500's are playing. Pretty excited to see El Tractorcito destroy the P*ts and make our Puerto Rican lawyer a very happy man! In futbol news it's FA Cup week in England, and La

Your “Perhaps Lesser Footy is better than Greater Footy after all” Thread

Good morning everyone! By the time this post airs, your pal Wakezilla will be up and atom, off on his vacation to Portland, Oregon, followed by staying in a cabin at CanNon Beach (Oregon's coast). Jesus, I have never deserved a vacation more than this year. I got promoted in April

Venezuela: Starving for your attention. Your 2019 Copa América Team Preview

Reasons why you should cheer for Venezuela: Venezuela is starving for the attention of lesser footy fans who do not have any blood ties to any country participating in the Copa América. Their team nickname, La Vino Tinto (Red wine), is literally encouraging you to drink alcohol while watching them play! Their

Your Last Saturday in April Sexy Soccer Open Thread + A Special Reminder!

Good morning everyone! Before we get to the FÚTBOL, I want to remind you all of a special event coming up in June: We will be having the very first DFO LA Metro Pub Crawl on Saturday, June 8, 2019! All DFO lurkers, commentists, stalkers, and authors are welcome! The concept

Your Saturday AM Lesser Footy Thread

Good morning Lesser Footy fans! We’re at match day 34 and there are some key fixtures occurring today. First, here’s what you might have. . . *The screen goes all blurry and the sound of white noise can be heard. The camera is now clear and all you can see is a

Your Last Saturday in February Sexy Soccer Open Thread + A Special Invitation!

Good morning everyone! Are you all basking in the afterglow of yesterday's Bonus Pats Schadenfreude Day news? What a way to start the weekend, huh? Well, I have another great way to start the weekend! With Sexy Soccer Saturday Ladies! Before we get to that part, however,

Your “Which Team in Liga MX Should I Adopt?” Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread

As we all know, there is only one game left in the NFL season. That means it's time to find other sports and divertissements to amuse ourselves. We've already got a healthy Premier League-loving community but those games are all but done by mid-day or mid-afternoon, depending on

Your No More Saturday NFL Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread

It feels weird not having a football game to watch today. On the bright side, we have in America the start of a three-day weekend with Monday being Martin Luther King Day! Wait, do they have MLK Day in the South? Hippo and TWBS, please advise. Speaking of Hippo and

Your Last Sexy Soccer Saturday of 2018

Yes,  I know.  I'm sad too.  However,  there is no need to fret as the New Year will bring us a TON of fun footy action! We will have another World Cup as the world's best women compete in France in the summer.  We still have the knockout stages of the

Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy thread: Jose’s last stand?

Good morning! Your favorite fifth stringer, Tom Tupa Wakezilla, is filling in for Don T, Hippo, Balls and Litre this morning. I’m not sure why Don T is out, but he was screaming something about La Llorona. I couldn’t exactly hear Hippo’s excuse because someone was pounding on his front door.