Note: The Crew of the Covenant Died On The Way Back to Their Home Planet

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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FOCUS GROUP LEADER: Okay, how many of you kids would like the crew of the Covenant to deal with real life problems like the ones you face every day?

FOCUS GROUP LEADER: And who would like to see them do just the opposite, getting into far-out situations involving robots and magic powers?

FOCUS GROUP LEADER:  So you want a realistic down-to-earth movie that’s completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots?

BEERGUYROB: Also, you should win things by watching.

FOCUS GROUP LEADER:  Welp, here you go!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Law-abiding Raiders fan, pet owner, Los Angeles resident.

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11 Comments on "Note: The Crew of the Covenant Died On The Way Back to Their Home Planet"

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Beerguyrob

You should win things by watching.

“You do, son. You do.”
– R.Kelly

theeWeeBabySeamus

WOW. I read that title way wrong the first time.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Editing me without prior consent never goes well.
Looks like I’m gone early.
Yeah….edit this one too. da fuq do i care at this point?

ISoG just went tits up.

balls you overstepped this time.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Alright you cretins. Just relax.
I love balls again.
Wait, let me rephrase that…..

ballsofsteelandfury

The truth is, you’ve always loved balls. No shame in that.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Senor Weaselo

We already know the crew of the Columbia died on their way back to their home planet, but too soon, dude!

LemonJello
LemonJello

I am intrigued by this focus group and would like to enroll as a member. Where do I sign up?

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