Your Pomp and Circumstance Open Thread

Graduations! Inorite? Last Monday was miss T’s turn. (?! ) But really: graduation ceremonies are a total drag. There’s no drama; everyone knows who’s getting what award. It’s barely a glorified roll call, with photo ops and speakers. I’ve attended around 20, and the speeches are the same: what a journey,

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #1 – “Love in a Locker”

Tonight's Episode:  Love in a Locker It was a late spring / early summer day in woody Connecticut.   Schools were letting out and all the kids were happily thinking about their summer plans and emptying out their lockers.  All the old crap was tossed away into the trash receptacles of which

Your “Tiger Not Drunk After All, But Hopefully I Will Be Soon” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Yep, no alcohol in his system.  He was just taking a "nap" in his car.  Yeah OK... you know he's getting the good pain pills for that back.  And since there was no alcohol in his system, this will now all probably go away.  That's crap.  Cops find ME passed

Who Could It Be Now?

EXT. CLEVELAND BROWNS ORGANIZED TEAM ACTIVITIES – BEREA, OH Roster mastermind Paul DePodesta watches OTAs from a golf cart in the shade near the practice field. As players run drills and scripted non-contact plays, DePodesta focuses his attention from prospect to prospect, timing the ladder drill or counting the steps of a dropping cornerback.

Your “It’s Only the Unofficial Start of Summer, It’s Still Good!” Memorial Day Open Thread

Seriously, I can't be the only one miffed, nay, irked, that the Stanley Cup Final goes in June at this point. In what world is there ice in fucking June? Other than, you know, the Southern Hemisphere since it's winter there. (For what it's worth, I also have beefs with

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 10

As I mentioned mid-week, this week's Round is the Indigenous Round, which is meant to honor and recognize the contributions of Aboriginal people to Australian Football and to Australian culture in general. If you ever want to go down an interesting rabbithole, look up the history of Australia and its

Your “Greatest Day in Motorsports” Open Thread

Today is, arguably, one of the greatest days in the calendar year for 'Murricans.  We are smack dab in the middle of a glorious three-day Memorial Day Weekend (four, if you were smart and took off on Friday) and there is nothing to do all day except for consuming large

Your “Let The Music Have Its Way” Saturday Evening Open Thread

  Because I'm away next week - the doctors are going tumor hunting in a delicate area Monday morning - I'm going to impart my Stanley Cup preview now: The Penguins barely survived a hot goalie in Craig Anderson, and now they're running into a Finnish buzzsaw in Pekka Rinne. Plus, Rinne's

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Egg Salad! Too Much Sexiness!

Good morning, DFO! Hope everyone is enjoying their festive Memorial Day weekend. That's right Canadian friends, it's our turn for a day off on Monday. If you are celebrating Ramadan, shit, sorry to make you hungry but you can still make today's menu after sundown! To address the obvious, as mentioned in

TGISF…aka “The Bubbles, They Tickle My…Tchaikovsky” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Sir Roger Moore died this week at the age of 89.  IMHO, he was the coolest of the Bonds. (sorry Barry, now leave me alone and get your big head outta here) ((no no, I'm just kidding....it's not noticeable at all)) Where was I....oh yeah... This week, in honor of my favorite 007, the