¡Viva Puerto Rico Libre!
Latest posts by Don T (see all)
- SCOTUS Slants in Favor of The [REDACTEDS], You Don’t Have To – June 20, 2017
- Your Pomp and Circumstance Open Thread – May 31, 2017
- I Accidentally Had Vodka For Breakfast – May 10, 2017
I opened the fridge and grabbed a half-empty water bottle of a greenish, Crystal Like substance. I gulped some during my commute and…
Sure enough, had a smell and it was pungent. Not punchy like tequila or rum, nor aromatic like gin. Just the nondescript and soothing alcohol smell of vodka. Panicked, I dumped the rest.
Not having had a drink since last summer, my gaze feels heavier and my head giddy. Surprisingly, I felt guilty for only a moment; unsurprisingly, I could go for an obscure German brew and a tres leches right now. Opted for a Coke and ????, ’cause of work and shit. Keeping a glum expression is still kinda difficult.
In lieu of finger pointing, I’ll be an intent listener of teenage explanations and motherly takes on Senior-itis when I get home tonight. My main takeaway right now: God bless vasectomies.
You need to login in order to like this post: click here